Oh Bravo...

Bravo is my favorite network. (Next to CBS of course) I can't even tell you what my favorite show is because I like all of them, it's an addiction, a problem that I don't care to fix. Whatever. That's why God made Tivo (but you should still watch the commercials.) Tonight, is the finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. There is a whole series of these "housewives" from the OC to New York, and they are equally ridiculous. The Atlanta housewives (a term that is used loosely, trust me) gets my vote for "most delusional." In the opening montage, one of the ladies says "I knew I was going to be somebody someday..." She's married to an NBA player and the only thing she "be doin" is spending his money. My favorite housewife is the crazy white lady. Her man, whom she can't identify, (probably because he's married) buys her a fully-loaded Escalade in the first episode. She should take the money from the Escalade and buy herself a proper weave. Oh, and did I mention she's trying to be a singer? That episode might be the finest hour of television, ever. Another one of the "wives," wants to be a fashion designer because "she's liked clothes ever since she was a little girl." Really? I can't believe that as a little girl you liked clothes? Tonight, Mychael Knight of Project Runway fame pays her a visit (Bravo made him do it) hopefully to tell her she's won the delusional prize. Out of all the women, I think I'd like to be friends with NeNe. She's rude and hilarious. At least I'd be entertained as she gets drunk and sings songs...even if she doesn't know who her real dad is.