What's in a name anyway?

I told Lee that I just loved the name Zoey once and the the look on his face was priceless. Somewhere inbetween vomiting and "are you serious?" Not a big fan I guess? Parents are entitled to name their kids whatever they want, right? But, there has to be some kind of responsibility, some form of punishment on the parents if their child is hated on or made fun of because of the name they gave them. They had no choice but to take it, own it, live with it. These are some of my favorite celeb baby names: Penn (the mammoth magician) named his sons Moxie Crimefighter and Zolton...Jermaine Jackson's son is Jermajesty (shortened I guess it's just "Jerm"), Jason Lee's boy goes by Pilot Inspektor (couldn't even spell it properly, poor kid), and U2's The Edge has a daughter named Blue Angel. Zoey isn't looking that bad anymore, is it honey?