OJ Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison today. I didn't want to post a picture of him because then I'll barf on my computer. During the sentencing, he graced those in the courtroom with this plea:
"I didn't want to steal anything from anybody," Simpson said, adding that among the items he sought to recover were a wedding ring for his daughter and family photos for his son.
"I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything," Simpson said.
Um, ok Orenthal, I know when I want to get something borrowed back from a girlfriend I go into her house with guns a blazin! Also, I find it so noble of you that you didn't want to steal anything from anyone...I guess stealing loses all appeal after 1997 when you stole more than sports memorabilia. Sicko.
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