What the hell Tom? You had America by the balls...and the last few years, you've seemed like such a FREAK. Here's the kicker though, Tom, unbeknownst to America, has always been a freak. That's right. And we loved him still. He returned to the TODAY show yesterday after a few years of avoiding the morning chatfest. I'm sure you remember when he called Matt "glib" (haha) and said Brooke Shields was a wackadoo for wanting to take some pills for postpartum depression. Oh, I'm sorry T, I guess I didn't realized that you've had a baby before? I haven't had a child so I'm pretty sure I'll keep my mouth shut about what to do afterwards...Anyway, whomever his publicist is should be fired. If he would've just kept his mouth shut about Scientology, he would still be holding America's balls. He scared people with his prosthetizing and intensity over Katie. On a side note, how come Suri never has a coat on? It's cold in New York, right? Back to my point, in a way I feel sorry for him. I like his movies and think he is super-talented. He was trying to be his authentic self, and collectively people decided they didn't like him. My advice is to stop being a weirdo, tap into your genuine side, don't dress like Katie, and make a sex tape. I'm just saying it usually works...Top Gun 2 anyone?16.12.08
Tom, oh Tom...
What the hell Tom? You had America by the balls...and the last few years, you've seemed like such a FREAK. Here's the kicker though, Tom, unbeknownst to America, has always been a freak. That's right. And we loved him still. He returned to the TODAY show yesterday after a few years of avoiding the morning chatfest. I'm sure you remember when he called Matt "glib" (haha) and said Brooke Shields was a wackadoo for wanting to take some pills for postpartum depression. Oh, I'm sorry T, I guess I didn't realized that you've had a baby before? I haven't had a child so I'm pretty sure I'll keep my mouth shut about what to do afterwards...Anyway, whomever his publicist is should be fired. If he would've just kept his mouth shut about Scientology, he would still be holding America's balls. He scared people with his prosthetizing and intensity over Katie. On a side note, how come Suri never has a coat on? It's cold in New York, right? Back to my point, in a way I feel sorry for him. I like his movies and think he is super-talented. He was trying to be his authentic self, and collectively people decided they didn't like him. My advice is to stop being a weirdo, tap into your genuine side, don't dress like Katie, and make a sex tape. I'm just saying it usually works...Top Gun 2 anyone?
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Minority Repork. Days of Thunderc0ck. Far and Awang. Porn on the Fourth of July. Enter You with a Vampire. Magnolia (actually that one's fine as it is). The Firm (uh, that one too). Cocktail...Losin It. Ok babe, maybe you were onto something.
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