Happy New Year!

I usually don't like recapping the previous year...it seems like so much pressure compared to the long lists that run on television for the week leading up to 2009. How could I come up with 1000 things?! Then I feel like a loser. I've decided that's totally lame of me. Everyone should think about all that went down...good, bad, lovely and ugly. It's fun! Who cares if you made a mistake? I guarantee you won't do it next year. (especially if you think about it right now!) Maybe you had a fantastic year...whatever the case, own it and improve yourself. Okay, that's a little preachy for me. But, seriously, own it and love it betches. Anyway, I had a YEAR. Let me tell you..a few things I'm proud of...I QUIT SMOKING, I got married to the coolest guy ever (personal opinion of course), I moved across the country, and I started a new job. Phew. Some sad things...I moved across the country, I quit smoking, Tim Russert RIP, and a family member and deeply loved lady is ill. Of course, each year is filled with glorious memories...and sad ones. I'm so thankful. I did promise Lee that I'd run a marathon with him...why did I do that? I buckled under pressure...had to say yes or he was going to continue to grow his creepy "mustache." I love my family and friends. I'm trying to set some goals for next year...it's hard. Is it bad that I feel like my goals should be "eat everyday" or "have coffee each morning." I'm certain I can do those...

Just a few things

Traveling is never fun, being on vacation is awesome, but getting there is never a party. Since I had the joy of airport hopping for the holiday's I noticed a few things that were especially, well, special. First, Chicago O'Hare is a debacle. Nothing is marked properly (i.e. terminals), I had a sweat mustache, and realized that Lee and I might not be so great on The Amazing Race. Second, if you are a parent, or just lucky enough to be traveling with a baby or toddler, please drug them sufficiently for those of us without kids. I know that after I'm blessed with a child, I'm sure instead of rage, I will experience empathy for the parents with the screaming baby. At the moment, it just pisses me off. Between SLC and Minneapolis, no joke, I had two screaming babies on either side of me. I was thinking "what the hell did I do recently to be stuck here?" Another awesome thing parents do with their lil ones is teach them how to walk in the middle of the airport. That's great. I know, your kid is really tiny and it can walk with you holding hands...now get out of my way! A couple times we were feverishly running to a gate only to be road-blocked by the baby assisted walk. Airports aren't all bad. I do love buying lots of magazines, candy, and bottles of overpriced water. I enjoy browsing the random no-name stores that sell cool sweatshirts that say "Minnesota" on them. I like watching the suped up go-carts whiz by and wonder if anyone has ever been seriously injured by one? Mainly, I like the fact I'm about ready to go somewhere, which never gets old.

Skinny Bitches

I realize I'm about 4 years behind on reading this book. Since I spent 2 days in the last week on multiple planes, I had a chance to read this literary masterpiece by Kim and Rory. (Both former chicks in the modeling industry in some capacity, uh huh, super) There isn't anything artful about this book, I was completely kidding. Although, I understand the tough love approach they took, I'm not necessarily a fan of saying to those struggling with their weight (myself included) to "stop eating sh*&" and "get a f'in clue you cow" which, is commonplace in the pages of Skinny Bitch. I know that when I eat to much, I already hate myself...I don't need you to tell me that I'm a nasty trashbox. Anywho, I did like the parts on busting out the man for inhumane treatment of animals, the overuse of chemicals on our food, and the emphasis they took on clean, pure eating. I've never liked meat anyway, so, I'm renewing my effort of NO MEAT (bye bye chicken, I'll miss you)...for the sake of our furry four-legged friends. Other than that, I think I'd rather be a wine-drinking, (they make you give that up too) coffee loving, occasional cheese eating normal chick with good teeth, skin, and hair. (way more important than being a bitch, I'm sure of it) I'll leave the skinny bitches to those who become jealous bitches as they watch me eat sushi with white rice. Scandalous.

I'm Baaack...

I'm back in the SLC! I hope everyone is enjoying the season to be merry. I have tons to write about, so I'll get on it shortly! Stay tuned.

Ski-sons Greetings...

This is our Christmas card...but, of course, we haven't sent them out yet. We even went to the DI (Goodwill) and got these suave jackets. Much love to you all, safe travels, and Ski-sons Greetings.

23 and me...Merry Christmas!

Lee and I exchanged our Christmas presents. I got Lee a triathlon watch, (so he can be more fit than I'll ever dream of being, which, I'm sorry annoys me a little..I mean, I totally support his sexy ass) a book, and clothes. Guess what Lee got me for Christmas?! 23 and Me! Holy S%&t! I felt like the monkey. Awesome! Crap! Oh gaaa...now I have to take the test. Actually take the test. And find out what is going on in my genome. I'll keep you posted. I haven't taken the big spit yet, but, I'll let you know when I do...

I've got spirit yes I do...

For some reason, I can't seem to get into the Holiday spirit this year. I think I've realized that I'm not a kid anymore? The lights are pretty, the shopping malls crowded, and there are tasty treats everywhere. Maybe it's because there isn't one decoration in our place. (Not one light/wreath/tree nothing!) I went shopping last night for presents, and that helped a little bit. (And by shopping I mean freaking people everywhere in my biz) Going home, seeing our family and friends...hopefully, that'll help! I feel totally lame for not doing anything to spread holiday cheer and merriment. Does making hot chocolate count? I made cookies for work. That's Christmassy right? There is a big pine tree outside our place...does that count? I have green candles...that's good...yeah...I'm totally Christmased out I just realized. I feel better.

Really? Really...

Some idiot in Pennsylvania (sorry ma) named his kid "Adolf Hitler" Campbell. Huh? Well, his reasoning is totally understandable. The moron claims he likes the name because "no one else will have that name in the world." That's probably true. When I have a child (or even a friend), I don't know how comfortable I'd be letting them go over to play at Joey Stalin's house...or Freddy Kreugers..Poor kid. He's automatically going to be "special." Maybe he could go by AC...thus being the namesake of AC Slater. Problem solved.

Tom, oh Tom...

What the hell Tom? You had America by the balls...and the last few years, you've seemed like such a FREAK. Here's the kicker though, Tom, unbeknownst to America, has always been a freak. That's right. And we loved him still. He returned to the TODAY show yesterday after a few years of avoiding the morning chatfest. I'm sure you remember when he called Matt "glib" (haha) and said Brooke Shields was a wackadoo for wanting to take some pills for postpartum depression. Oh, I'm sorry T, I guess I didn't realized that you've had a baby before? I haven't had a child so I'm pretty sure I'll keep my mouth shut about what to do afterwards...Anyway, whomever his publicist is should be fired. If he would've just kept his mouth shut about Scientology, he would still be holding America's balls. He scared people with his prosthetizing and intensity over Katie. On a side note, how come Suri never has a coat on? It's cold in New York, right? Back to my point, in a way I feel sorry for him. I like his movies and think he is super-talented. He was trying to be his authentic self, and collectively people decided they didn't like him. My advice is to stop being a weirdo, tap into your genuine side, don't dress like Katie, and make a sex tape. I'm just saying it usually works...Top Gun 2 anyone?

FUN & FIRSTS

Anthony and Jer (Honorable Bonsol Tree) came to SLC last weekend! We had tons of fun...and it was A's first time skiing. I was having flashbacks of my first time falling, getting frustrated, (which I do VERY well) and zooming down the hill because you don't know how to stop. (I wasn't giggling at you A!) Anthony, ROCKED it out. He did really well...I mean, a first time skier in UTAH on a big ole mountain...or as Anthony said "I didn't have any other way to get down from there!" We drank, burnt things in the oven (and on top of it), laughed A LOT...and even got stuck in a snow drift. It was a pretty good weekend. Thanks for the visit...much love to you both!

Must-See

MILK, the movie based on Harvey Milk's storied, influential, and tragic life was spectacular. Sean Penn was amazing as the late Mr. Milk. Many parallels can be drawn to current day society through the movies recount of tumultuous 70's politics. Obviously, the citizens of this country have come a long way with acceptance and understanding of lifestyles different than their own. In 1978, Proposition 6 was passed much thanks to Harvey and his team of supporters. Prop 6 allowed gay individuals not to be discriminated against in their choice of profession. Before Prop 6, you could be fired from your job depending on sexual preference. Today, Prop 8 was passed and it feels for a second, makes you wonder, "how far have we really come?" Every cause needs a champion. Harvey Milk was a champion for gay rights. The story plays out as it did in real life. It's inspiring, gut-wrenching, and ultimately about hope and what it can do for all of us.

Drunk History

On funnyordie.com there is some giggle-worthy stuff. Belly laughs, if I may be so bold. There is the Will Ferrell skit with the landlord that is 2 years old...and there's Drunk History. Which, in my opinion is one of the funniest bits I've seen in awhile. (Other YouTube favorites include: Brawndo and Whistle Tips...and my top favorite Kelly with Let Me Borrow that Top) If you're bored this weekend, go to funnyordie.com and watch some Drunk History skits. Entertainment guaranteed.

Just because...

It's my dads birthday tomorrow!! This photo was taken last summer. It's spectacular and never fails to make me smile.

BrangAnistelina

I know, Angie and Brad are total do-gooders. They've adopted a gaggle of kids, a Benetton Ad of children, 6 kids in all. They live in New Orleans part-time to help rebuild what Katrina devastated. I know all this and, I'm still Team Aniston. She smokes, dates John Mayer, and has had somewhat of a lull in her career until recently. Whatever. It's irritating to see the media hype up the awesomeness of the "Golden Couple," and paint her as a lonely old spinster. Well, for a lonely ole spinster she's looks smokin on the cover of this months GQ. Dayum.

On the edge of my seat

Oh Stevie. Such a badass. A group of us went to see Stevie Nicks almost two years ago. We spun around and sang Gypsy, and Edge of Seventeen on the way to the show. I was so excited I could barely breathe. It happened so fast, uh oh. I got fuzzy...(Stand Back, stand back)...and do not remember the rest of the concert/evening. The point is, I missed out on hanging with my dear friends while enjoying the concert. (Shoutout to the lady who kept me from running away and then rocked me to sleep) Okay, back to my point...Fleetwood Mac is going on tour!! Not only is this most amazing for anyone who likes music, but, I have a chance to redeem my ridiculous ways. Tickets go on sale Monday, the 15th. Hopefully, I will be twirling around, singing, and drinking a nice soda pop.

Trendy Trendsetter

I'm not a particularly "trendy" person. I definitely have my own style (I'd like to think!), but I'm not a slave to the trends. Short poofy skirts, no way, heeelllooo sausage legs! Not pretty. 5 inch heels, hardly...I can barely walk in my boots. I know what works, and I try, I really try to stick to whatever that is. I never understood why people wear stuff because it's "in"? What if mall bangs and stirrup pants with oversize sweaters came back? (because I did rock many outfits like that including matchy large dangle earings) For instance, Mary Kate, is a total fashionista deservedly so, but that steering wheel warmer cannot feel good on her head. At least it isn't shag zebra. I have a headache just looking at it...

Vrooom Vroom?

Bailouts. Lack of innovation. Private Jets and whiny babies in the form of "distinguished" looking gentlemen. Do you think we should bail out the "Big Three?" Is it our fault that they lacked innovation to keep the consumer wanting, no needing to buy their product? A Honda plant in glorious Indiana has brought jobs and growth to the states economic bottom line. Why is Detroit floundering? On the other side, do we let all the hard working auto workers in Detroit lose their jobs? That's not right either. The company needs major restructuring, obviously. A lot of companies claim bankruptcy, (i.e. Delta Airlines, Circuit City) and it was what they needed to re-invigorate, restructure pay, staff, etc. Part of me thinks if we give them money, they will be less likely to change, more likely to just ask for money again. If you give a mouse a cookie...

honestly though really...

I'm curious to know what people think about the Paparazzi. Do you think that stars should endure people following them for pictures? After all, they are "celebrities." A term I use loosely for people like Samantha Ronson, KFed, and Tila Tequila. Or do you think that paps should be arrested for invading a citizens "personal freedom zone." (I made that up, obviously) Personally, I think that there a million things you can do to avoid paparazzi. Don't eat at The Ivy, or Nobu, don't shop on Robertson...not that hard really since there is underground parking and back entrances for celeb-types. People who complain about the paparazzi are like chicks who weigh 100 pounds and ask you if they look fat...does that make sense? At the same time, when photographers are so pushy that you fear for your safety, take pictures of your kids, or camp outside your home, that should be illegal. And it is, it's called stalking.

xoxo

Campy, no, vampy storylines, Chase Crawford, Serena's hair, awesome clothes...ridiculous relationships...what's not to love? Eating grilled cheese with truffle oil while they shop at Bendel's? Amazing and hilarious. I'm not afraid to admit I love this show too...I know I seem like a Rhodes Scholar, what with my addiction to BRAVO and GG. It's the finer things in life that make me truly happy...wait until another RR/RW Challenge starts again soon! My point is, I've been reading about a Gossip Girl Spinoff and I don't like the sound of it...can't the network just leave the masterpiece that is GG alone? The only way I'd be cool with it (and, you know, my opinion totally matters since I'm in the core demographic of the show, 12-21 year old females) is if they take someone that isn't in the original cast. This way, my Monday nights won't be permanently ruined.

ahhh chhooooo!!!

Just a question...why is it when you blow your nose, you look directly into the tissue after? I do it. I always see other people doing it. It's hilarious. What do we expect to see? Is it a sense of accomplishment when there is more than clear snot in there? Just saying (asking). It is almost like we think there might be some gold that shot out of our nose...or glitter? I don't know. It's very amusing to me. This coming from a chick whose husband used to (proud to use past tense) blow his nose in his t-shirt. Apparently, that's what undershirts are actually for...huh, who knew?

Crazy little thing called Armed Robbery

OJ Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison today. I didn't want to post a picture of him because then I'll barf on my computer. During the sentencing, he graced those in the courtroom with this plea:

"I didn't want to steal anything from anybody," Simpson said, adding that among the items he sought to recover were a wedding ring for his daughter and family photos for his son.
"I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything," Simpson said.

Um, ok Orenthal, I know when I want to get something borrowed back from a girlfriend I go into her house with guns a blazin! Also, I find it so noble of you that you didn't want to steal anything from anyone...I guess stealing loses all appeal after 1997 when you stole more than sports memorabilia. Sicko.

Private Dancer

Tina Turner is awesome. That's her to the right, not the headliner at your favorite drag queen show. I'm not really sure what the hell she is wearing...but, she can wear whatever she wants I guess. Ms. Tina is 69 years old and still rocks it out for her fans in 3 hour shows. That's amazing. Did you know her real name is Anna Mae Bullock? She's such a Tina, for sure. Anna Mae? No way. I love divas.

Harry Kwansaka Holiday?

Why does everyone get so hung up on being politically correct around the holidays? It seems everything offends everyone. You can't say Merry Christmas anymore? It has to be Happy Holidays? (The thousands of Americans who lost their jobs aren't very happy...that's so disrepectful to tell them their happy, right?) How about Seasons Greetings? I think I'll just go around telling everyone "seasons greetings." Doesn't that just mean hello anyway? It's during the "season", and your greeting someone...I don't know. There are many different cultures, religions, ideas in this country and I respect all of them. In fact, most people respect beliefs different than their own. I doubt that if you tell a Jewish person "Merry Christmas" they will yell at you and say "HOW DARE YOU?! I'M JEWISH!!" And then throw their Tanakh at you. My point is, I'm going to say Merry Christmas, and you can say Happy Kwanza, and we can all get along, right? It seems like living in a place that is supposed to be tolerant of all, we sure care a lot about making everything so neutral. Let's celebrate together and all be merry, no matter what you are doing during the holiday season.

Karma is a Beoootch!

This is fantastic news! Bally's is declaring bankruptcy. They stole money from me for about 2 years...and now they are in financial trouble, this, unlike many other companies going out of business, gives me much joy and happiness. During my short stint in LA, Amy and I signed up for a couples membership, and long story short...after some lawyers and a billion phone calls, I was still getting $150 charged to my credit card monthly. After 2 years, that ads up to $3600 and on top of that there was a "California mail-in charge" of $10. (Whatever the hell that is) Bringing the grand total to $3,840. I can think of a lot of things to do with $3,840 and none of them include donating to Bally's Total Shitness.

Phew! So glad there is a quiz...

Our news did a story on this last night...never fear! Now you can take a test to find out if your going to get a divorce! Oh good. I was a little worried...so, I logged onto the website straight away this morning to see what my marriage future would hold. I started the test...wait? Is this right? Only 6 questions?!! Well, at least it doesn't take very long? The questions are more about your level of education, age, etc. Not very comprehensive. Plus, I only have a 6% chance of getting d'd. Phew. I'm so happy. Not to totally diss the website because there are helpful counseling tools and people sharing their own stories. As for me, I think Lee would have to commit murder before we'd get a divorce...and I'd be dead. www.divorce360.com

Ames!

Amy and Matt are engaged!! Matt popped the question while they were in Hong Kong! Congrats to the happy couple. Love you both! Please don't think any less of me when you get my lame engagement card in the mail...how come stores don't have cool engagement cards?! Now I have to suffer by sending my friend an uncool card...sorry Ames. CONGRATS!

I guess this is good news

I loved Tim Russert. I thought he was an amazing journalist, person, and he bears an uncanny resemblance to my father. He was always doing or saying something interesting with the most fascinating people. He passed away June 14th. So sad. I was sad because 1) he was 58 and has a family and 2) he loved covering politics. And, as we all know, this election was a momentous part of history. NBC did a cool thing and let his son, Luke, be a special correspondent. Hopefully, he'll want to fill his fathers shoes. The news world needs a Russert in it, I'm convinced. Replacing Tim on Meet the Press is David Gregory, who has also been a correspondent for NBC for some time. I like him a lot too...you've probably seen him on the Today Show. So, I guess he'll suffice. I'll start watching Meet The Press again, nothing against Tom Brokaw, but, sometimes I feel like he is lecturing me. No more sad posts today.

Gimme More

Did you guys watch the MTV documentary on Brit Brit? Here's the thing, I felt sorry for her...I did. I'm sure her life feels like a Circus. It has to be overwhelming to have people follow your every move, and watch you mess up in most arenas of your life, on tv. My only gripe with the interview is the interview-er didn't ask any really good questions!! She brought up Kevin and Justin...and he didn't ask any follow-up questions. For example, "did you think it was a good idea to take Kevin on tour after you knew him 3 days?" "What about Shar Jackson?" "When did you find out he was married?" "How did that make you feel?" "What the f(*& was up with CHAOTIC?" A few more questions I need answered..."Why were you partying your balls off with Paris Hilton and Lindsey Skankan?" "The one leg stalking with Paris? Please explain." The most burning question I have..."What/Who the hell are Adnan, paparazzo creepo and Sam Lufti?" "What is up with his nasty facial hair?" "How did you meet those EQUALLY SHADY characters?" I personally blame them for all her problems. And the creepy other assistant she had...that Ali chick (famewhore)...typing this I realize that I know way too much about Britney Spears. I should probably go before I look more stalker-ish. I'm rooting for her...always have been, always will. The pictures to the left are Lee and I dancing to "Slave 4 U" at our wedding. Ha, thanks Anthony.

Bye...bye...Hello?

NSync Reunion? All the denim in this picture is making me nostalgic. Do we want NSync to come back? Remember when Michael Jordan played baseball? It's kind of like that for me. Leave Dirty Pop where it belongs...a fond, distant memory. JC did a song about sex all day...Lance is gay...the not so cute one, Chris, did that boy band show on VH1 (which, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who watched, it's okay, I have no shame) JT made a pretty good album, and by pretty good I mean awesome...and Joey did Dancing With the Stars. I am a firm believer in never being to old to love a boy band. I'm thinking for them to get back together, go on tour, and be a success...someone is going to have to release a sex tape. Preferably Lance.

I wish turkey only cost a nickel...

Happy Monday. Blah! Back to work I guess. Our first solo Thanksgiving was a success!! Nothing burnt down to the ground, no one left hungry, and many games were played. A lot of the action happened before the guests arrived. No one told Lee and I that the insides of the turkey tumble out in a bloody bag! For me, not privy to being a regular meat-eater, it was quite traumatizing at 8 in the morning. Lee was sure that the turkey's penis fell out too...(it was the neck) Also, Lee and I usually think we are both right about everything. I'm just saying. This made for very interesting conversation during the "dressing" of our turkey. I think it ended with "Happy first Thanksgiving being married!!" We both got over that debacle about ten minutes later, but, it was touch and go at first. ha. It's a lot of fun bringing people together, no one really knows each other that well...and everyone has a good ole time. Gobble Gobble.