If you weren't lucky enough to accidently stumble (ahem, wink wink) upon Rock of Love 3: On the Bus then set your tivo for next Sunday. Can't breathe...laughing...so hard. Within the first 30 minutes there was vomiting, (I'm pretty sure those girls just puke...or barf...or upchuck...) tons of swearing, and catfights galore. It was almost too much...even for me, a self-professed crap television watcher. (I feel that it is justified since I'm also an avid news junkie) Even the porn star and the Penthouse centerfold were appalled during one scene. "Those girls just are behaving so horribly!" says the porn star. Um, okay. Is that where you want to be when Jesus comes back? On the Rock of Love bus? In all seriousness, Bret is really looking for true love. Who is going to be the lucky lady to run her fingers through Mr Michaels blonde golden locks...oh, actually, don't touch his hair, the clip-on extensions will fall out. They are headed to Indianapolis next week! And, there is a classy little gal from Utah on the pink bus. This show is a complete debacle. I love it.
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Unfortunately, if you start watching next week you will have missed the girl taking a shot out of another girl's vajayjay, the barfing girl then going from the bathroom to making out with hottie-boo-body-bret, after which he says's "That's the best Dorito I've ever had," that chick Daisy from last season who now goes by the moniker DJ Lady Tribe and reads a rap she wrote for him on pieces of paper with headers titled Genital Herpes and Gonorrhea.
No worries, though, you can borrow the ROL Season 3 DVD from Cara and I come June.
Also--I'm pretty sure that the BEST PART was when that lunatic read her rap which was written on the back of a piece of paper that said "You have Herpes, now what?"
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