Dear Barack...

Mr President,


I know you've only been the leader of the free world for a few hours, but, there are couple things that need immediate attention. I live in Utah, so I need a few things changed here right fast. Please move Trader Joes into the state (so, we need to throw out that law about no wine in grocery stores, etc) I really miss my 2 buck chuck and the freedom of buying a case of it at Costco/SAMS/or TRADER JOES. Also, please allow the gays to have all the rights that straight married people get...if you are opposed to gay marriage then you should totally stay married to Michelle and not marry a dude. If you can't grant them that right as human beings, then I'm starting a petition so that the gays don't have to pay any taxes. It's only fair. Most importantly, please fix our economy. It's in the crapper. I'm so tired of seeing people layed off and CEO's getting bonuses. It's time to restructure, not bail. People need to hold themselves responsible for the decisions they make...not anyone else...let's quit spreading the blame, and do something about it. I'm really excited that you're President. I think you are fantastic. I'm jealous that you get a dog...our apartment won't let us have one because of the wood floors. I know, it's totally lame...

Much love...cara

PS-I'm also glad that you don't drink...you have a lot of work to do and I don't want you hungover in the morning.