I'm so boring

I just realized that I haven't changed my hair since I got hair when I was around 3 or 4. My mother said "I was afraid you had some hair disease or something..." Thanks ma. I'm at a standstill. It's always the same length...with fake blonde "weaved" through it...which, by the way...I had no idea that "highlights" also meant "weave." Oops. That was really embarrassing when I told the salon in Salt Lake that I didn't want a weave...just some highlights. Haha. (I was picturing Ricki Lake-esque weaves) Anyway, I went black once or twenty times. (pictured) Last time, a co-worker said "holy crap...well, I guess you can pull it off." To her credit, it was almost purple because the gay guy (allegedly) I was dating at the time dyed it for me. Maybe that should've been my first clue? "Honey, let's dye your hair tonight!" Uh, thanks? I don't know. I wish I could be cool and edgy and get thick bangs with a bob...or even a rock n roll mullett inspired Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen look. Who knows? I'm prettttyyyy craaazzy...