I'm so perplexed why Jessica Biel wore this to the Oscars. Did she not have time for a fitting? Did Justin tell her she looked zexy? Did her stylist call in sick? Or is her "stylist" the one who's SICK? (you know what I'm saying) It doesn't fit, her hair is a hot mess, and her shoes were black fabricky looking bridesmaid specials. (Nothing wrong with bridesmaid specials in general, but to the Oscars?) Then I started thinking, "why would I wear an ill-fitting dress with a large rumple fabric bow-bag?" My answer...if I wanted to cover up my tummy...because I was PREGNANT! I think if she isn't pregnant, Justin should knock her up promptly because the dress would then be somewhat excusable.
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