Look, I get the "I have to follow my heart" bullsh*$...BUT WHAT A HYPOCRITE!!! I can't believe it! Honestly, America fell in love with you because of your sensitive nature and the vulnerability you showed when Deanna dumped you. I don't know why in the world I let myself get so vested into this jackass. I was so happy when he chose Melissa! These kids are going to make it, I yelled! And something about being the great identifier of all things chemistry. Then 5 seconds later he's fake crying on the aftershow. There really is no excuse for the "oopsy, picked the wrong chick." If you're decent you just don't DO THAT. Favorite part of the night: When Melissa mutters "you are such a bastard." Worst part of the night: Those greasy monkeys kissing each other like two teenagers on prom night! SPARE ME. More importantly, spare Melissa. Out of respect for all women, Molly, you could've shown a little discretion. I had heard this rumor from people prior to the show, but I didn't want to believe that Jason would do such a thing. As Kate Nash would sing..."Why you being a dickhead...stop being a dickhead..." (If you ever are mad at a man, this one is a great listen and singalong) Oh Jason. I hope you get a urinary tract infection.
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Not that I watched that show, but THANKS JASON for making me look like a hero. Fellow husbands rejoice, for the womenfolk will never think we're as douchy as that trashbox!
I don't even watch this show, but dude, don't drag your son through a wife beauty pageant. Way to bring up the next generation of Dbags!
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