LuAnn is a Loony

For those of you who watch The Real Housewives of New York, unfortunately, you know the Countess LuAnn Delesseps. There is nothing worse than someone who is passive aggressively awful, jealous, and untrustworthy. She is super condescending, a hypocrite, and thinks she is (by marriage) above everything and everyone. She married a Count, thus, she is a (dis) Countess...what the hell anyway? (okay, his family did bring the Statue of Liberty to the US) In this weeks episode, she manages to turn anything anyone else does into something about her, even if it's negative. I will now be referring to her as Countess De La Crap, or just Sucky Buttwipe...Asscripe...whatever...