The Real Housewives of New York

All things BRAVO are good enough for me...and I certainly don't exclude any of the Housewives. For those of you not familiar, there is a creepy couple on the show, Alex and Simon who are vacuous humans with a taste for all things "fabulous." They are so desperate and sometimes gross. However, tonight as I'm zipping through last nights episode, eating my dinner...I had to see Simon getting a spa treatment. Doesn't sound like a big deal, right? Please reference picture...I saw hairy nipples, up his nose...it was so DISGUSTING!! (He says "ohhhhh what about my groin area?" to the masseuse!!! No he DIDN'T!!) Please, Bravo, that was x-rated and I really can't get the images burned out of my eyes.