Grizzy Friend Love

Check this story out: Missy and Casey got married August 30th last year. But, the story was on the AP wire today. Kind of interesting, to say the least.

From the AP:

A bride and groom made sure she had a very special wedding day by having a grizzly bear as their best man. The couple is naturalist Casey Anderson and actress Missi Pyle.Anderson says 900 pound Brutus is his "best friend" and Anderson says he owes Brutus for introducing him to Pyle.Anderson saved Brutus because Brutus couldn't be released into the wild and had to remain in captivity or be euthanized. The two do a lot together like eating, swimming, wrestling and even relaxing in the jacuzzi.Anderson says Brutus can sense his emotions, is very gentle, and "engages with humans in a way that other bears don't because he is very intelligent and emotional.""To see these characteristics in an animal is an amazing thing and I think it's important to educate people about grizzly bears," Anderson says.

Uh, yes, didn't we go through this before?? And the dude got eaten by his "best friends" on the beach by some bears. The only thing good to come out of that situation was the Soundtrack.

Sexy?

Do you think Ryan Gossling is sexy? I'm not sure, but there is something about him.....I want to say interesting, but, that's what you say when it's weird. So, not interesting. Mmmm. Intense? Getting closer...wait, maybe he is sexy?

What In The World?

Maybe rumors aren't true? Huh. Who knew? These two are having twins now (via surrogate)...and why does Matthew Broderick look like my brother? Maybe my brother is dating SJPee! Well, it wouldn't do me any good...I doubt we have the same shoe size. Although, she does keep gummy bears on her bedside table, so, she's got to be pretty glorious. (Glorious enough to marry a gay? Just saying.) All cool people keep candy by their bed. Duh. Anyway, congrats. I guess.

What Not To Wear

I don't watch this show...until now! The season premiere of What Not To Wear is going to have a special guest...MAYIM BIALIK betches! YES! I mean, do we really want to mess with perfection? I'm thinking she's total boho chic. Right? Maybe we should give her a haircut...let's totally change her! I feel like Cher in Clueless...May 29th.

Save?!

I shed one tear. For Matt. I really like him...good people. I was relishing Adam in the bottom two. Ha. Bottom two. You know his manties were in a tizzy!

Stay Away From Natalie!

Sean Penn filed for divorce. Which, is a good thing for his wife, Robin Wright Penn. She needs to get a new man anyway...one that doesn't cheat badly. He is such an awful cheater. Now that you are legally going to be single Sean, please stay away from my Natalie! In fact, anyone you are possibly going to hit on/take out, drop me a line and I'll approve it if appropriate.

Daisy Of Liquor

I'm about to make a bold statement, so, I hope you're sitting down: Daisy of Love is totally trashier than Bret Micheal's whore fest, Rock Of Love. I said it. It's true. Daisy of Love is high larious. On VH1, the person trying to find "love" always gives the contestants nicknames, which, for Daisy is ridiculously tasking on her. "Coming up with names is, like, super hard and stuff because you have to, like, think of names..." uh, yes, Daisy, good job. There is Weasel, and Toolbox...and Cable Guy. It's also amazing that she can't host the show herself, she has to have Riki (SLAYEERR!) along to help her. I do have to say though, that she does come off a little more, well, not sure articulate is the word...but, less than vacuous when she was on Rock Of Love. Enough with the compliments. Regardless, the dudes and Daisy are going to be interesting, to say the least. Oh, VH1, you're crazy, but I like you...

Summer Hair

Blair! Who did this to you?! I like her as a brunette. What do you think?

Bill Morris Endeavors...

Talent Agencies in LA represent everything from actors to video games. Some are small getups, others, like William Morris Agency have been around for decades. William Morris Agency joined with Endeavor yesterday to form a powerhouse merger full of the hottest stars. Why is this interesting? It is because Ari Emanuel is the head/co-founder of Endeavor Agency (he represents huge names...Jennifer Garner, Martin Scorsese, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Alba...it goes on) And, he is the guy that Ari Gold from Entourage was parodied after. Also, his brother is Rahm Emanuel, the House Chief of Staff to President Obama. What an interesting family, to say the least. Wonder how they learned to wheel and deal like that?

AI Recap

Usually Danny Gokey bores me. (Danny Boreme) But, I give credit where credit is due, and he rocked it out tonight. I boogied while he did his thaaang. Does anyone remember Toothy Tile? The incognito blind item that swept gossip columns forever. (Ted Casablanca) Toothy Tile...could it be Jamie Foxx? I've long thought it might be him...which is great, whatever. The backstory: Toothy Tile is an Oscar winner, straight seeming hot celeb...but totally gay man. He parades his ladies in the press, but actually takes dudes out on the town. Whomever it is, JUST COME OUT ALREADY!!! Who cares?!! Because, coming out is so bad for your career...uh...I could ramble off gay-lebrities that have come out and they are doing brilliantly. Everyone come out! Please! I'm talking to you Queen Latifah! Oh, sorry..Danny...you were glorious this eve. Got off track a little. I also loved Matt...WORK MATT!

More Reality

Guess who's getting their own reality show on The STYLE Network? Giuliana DePandi (Lee refers to her as Giuliana HerPanties, not that funny, right?) and her hubby Bill Rancic. Giuliana is the anchor of E! News...and Bill won the first Apprentice. He is a real estate developer in Chicago, she lives in LA...wait? Does anyone care? Just checking. I'm a skosh worried, I mean, this show has been on before...It was called The Newlyweds and it didn't work out so well. Just sayin. Also, they seem pretty normal, which, is a good thing for them...not good for reality television. Somebody must be crazy.

Cool Car! Cool Car!

Check out the new 2010 Panamera. It's the first 4-door Porsche. (This post is mainly for Lee because I like cars that I can accidently scrape things with...the side of garages...other cars, whatever is in my way really) I'm a total Gearhead. Is that what they are called? Well, that's what I am.

Does anyone else feel, as they watch The Hills...or just in general...that at any moment, Spencer will unzip his face and a five-headed alien will emerge? Just asking. Or, a little gingerbread man? Either one.

This is BoyleCrap!

I might be the only person in America who feels this way...but what is the BIG DEAL about Susan Boyle? She's got a good voice. Okay, so? Is it because she's so homely? Do people think that if you are ugly, you can't sing? Michael Bolton has been around forever. No one makes a big deal about him. It's not that uncommon. I get that she's a sweet lil awkward Brit, but, the hulabaloo that is EVERYWHERE is insano. Susan, please don't change yourself. I mean, do whatever you want to do but I swear if someone gives her extensions and Spanx, I will start to care.

May 9th

Saturday Night Live. New song! New song!

Sooner or Later

Let's talk about the elephant in the room, shall we? Tyra Banks. She is pure crazy self-centered entertainment. I have never heard of someone having the audacity to compare her Sports Illustrated cover to The Emancipation Proclamation, but, she sure did. Or, what about the time she wore that crazy ass fat suit...or painted herself white...and realized what it's like to "live in someone else's shoes." Truly a pioneer of our time, that Tyra Banks. Thank you for being you. Seriously.

Celebrity Apprentice

I don't miss any trash television. Try to sneak it by me, you can't...Let's chat about the most exciting episode thus far. Melissa Rivers is probably cringing in her boots today. She completely lost it after she was FIRED last night. It was disappointing to see because I did feel like she was getting tossed aside by Annie and Brande. At first. Then she got completely wackadoo and said whore A LOT. Why do people say whores when they are pissed? It's so glorious to watch. Joan Rivers, whom I adore probably angered every poker player in the world by calling them something to the effect of the lowest life forms ever, white trash...trailer park was thrown around...it was ugly. (in reference to Annie Duke) Everybody, chill out. Who knew Jesse James was dreamy? Even though in this episode he was an ass...still, sexy. Clint Black, despite his twinkly eyes annoys the crap out of me. Celeb Apprentice is an interesting trainwreck.

I'm A Dreamer

I've been having the craziest dreams lately. Completely real-seeming swear they happened dreams. Last night, I had a dream that Lee and I got married again. And, I was pissed because it was one of those shows where they do everything in 30 minutes! Find your own dress! A reception venue! I was so stressed. Then, here's the weird part...weirder part, I mean...As favors, we gave away babies?!! HUH?! Yes, thanks for coming...here's your baby. What does that mean? I want to give away babies?

These Crazy Kids

I feel bad for J Simps. I really do...people calling her fatty and such. Plus, it seems she totally got f'ed by John Mayer. (Who hasn't? Really? Keep it in your pants for 5 seconds) Anyway, she got dropped by her label, and Tony was rumored to be cheatin in her house. WHO DOES THAT? P.O.S's, that's who...so, here's a pic of them from last weekend. Looking happy. Great. I hope she is...

Heidi and Spencer got married on Saturday. (Gross) I think her dress was Monique Llhuiller by the looks of it...(jeweled belts, Monique-ish.) Anyway, blah, who cares. LC was there...Kristen Cavallari caught the bouquet. Brody and his collagen faced girlfriend were there...Well, I'm assuming. Cheers you two!

Craigslist Creepo

This Craigslist Killer terrifies me. New info came out this morning how he was soliciting men on the Internet as well. (and murdering people) On The Today Show, they were interviewing a guy he mailed lewd pics to, etc. on the Internet, and he is asked the question; "How do you think his fiance felt that he was soliciting men too?" Is that a serious question?! He's a murderer! (allegedly) He is a sick b*sta!d! He told his family to move to California and forget about him (uh, okay)...the wedding is off, thank goodness. I feel so sorry, beyond sorry for his fiance and his family. How awful to be deceived by someone with such darkness. I will now be giving all my friends, family, and loved ones lie detector tests. It's only fair.

Ed Westwick Unshaven

Please shave Ed. The scruffy look makes you slightly mug-short worthy. Plus, Blair does not approve, I'm sure of it...

Golden Girl

Bea Arthur died of cancer on Saturday at the age of 86. Who didn't love the Golden Girls? I mean, even if you didn't love them, you watched it...by accident...a lot.

Sad.

Dance!

YESS! The Slumdog Millionaire stars are a real life couple! Gorgeous! May I come to your wedding?

Draft Day

Today is the DRAFT. Football is my favorite sport. (Edged out tennis a few years ago) Exciting! GO COLTS.

Obsessed Premiere

The ladies were all out. What are they wearing?? Bad Beyonce. No Ali. (Ali's dress looks like she shortened Jessica Biel's Oscar dress)

Kim gets points for creativity. Kinda crap "creativity" but, whatever.

True Story

I dated a guy who once told me I reminded him of Monique...and I should get my fat pads taken out of my cheeks. (Big is Beauty-ful!) He also told me not to wear cap sleeves. ("It's not just you, I don't think anyone looks good in cap sleeves...") True Story. I'm giggling so hard at myself 5 years ago. What was I thinking?! What reminded me of this is Monique is getting her own late night show that starting in Fall of 2009. Go head girl.

Get Me Out, For Sure

Guess who else is a part of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here? Well, not Rod Blagojevich, the judge won't let him leave the country. Ha. Besides Janice Dicksonson and Geraldo Rivera...(remember when he would report from Iraq and hit the deck on camera?) These clowns. Yes, Heidi and Spencer are going to be on an island playing celebrity. They are getting married tomorrow too. For the third time I think...

Nadya Crazy Face

Can you guys believe that her stripper name was Angelina? I can. WACKADOO! Obviously, she's mental. Split her kiddos up between Angelina, Madonna, and Rosie. Thank you.

Shoe Sale

JCREW has great shoes. And they always have a sale. These are my favorites...they remind me of friends, so, I should probably get them all. Maybe we should spend our cable money on shoes? Doubt it. (Nothing comes between me and my BRAVO...)

Does He Even KNOW ME?!

My husband is one of the greatest people I know. Which, is a good thing since I did marry him. Anyway, yesterday, he says to me as I walk in the door-

"I've been thinking...we should cancel our cable....we don't need it..."

WHAT?! I got a little dizzy. I can't see...did he just say that? No, he didn't. "What did you say dear? We should turn off the water because we don't really need it?" In my head I'm thinking...DOES HE EVEN KNOW ME?! I work in TELEVISION. Thus, I must have TV. Right? Obvs. Duh. "We can watch stuff online...and you know, we'd save money..."

I don't think I'm ready for that...I'd just watch Teen Wolf over and over I suppose...and Wayne's World...

VH1! VH1!

I love you VH1...you know how to bring the trashiest television into my home. From "celebrities" detoxing to "tools" trying to graduate from an academy that makes them better boyfriends...you really cover the spectrum of crap. Let me say, a few of my favorites are returning, and I'm almost embarrased that I watched Tool Academy. Almost. It was so ridiculous, I couldn't help it. A few new shows too...Dr Drew (who is a doctor famewhore, obvs) has a new show with sex addicts. Amazing. Check it out...

* I Want to Work for Diddy is back for a second season where Diddy searches for a new assistant. To be considered for a spot on the show, visit workfordiddy.com. Season two will take this summer, ready for a fall 2009 premiere. **I loved that tranny...and the Harvard grad who f'd up all the time, ha.

* Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew watches as a new group of celebrity patients work through a 21-day detoxification process and treatments at a rehab center in the Los Angeles area. Season three has not been cast though will begin filming late this spring for a fall 2009 open. Irwin Entertainment produces. ***You think Shifty will be back? Again?

* Brooke Knows Best season two debuts this spring and follows Brooke Hogan and her roommates on their adventures while living in Miami. **Gross

* Gotti's Way 2 follows the lives of record producer Irv Gotti, his estranged wife Deb and their three kids during season two premiering May 4 at 1030p.

* Tool Academy, hosted by Jordan Murphy is back for a second season and another 10-week semester where the "tools" are taught how to save their floundering relationships. Series premieres August 2. **Just watch it once, it's so disturbing.

* Previously announced new half-hour series New York Goes to Work has Tiffany "New York" Pollard trying various jobs that America selects for her via mobile phone text voting. Series premieres May 4 at 10p.

* New series, Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew is an eight-episode one-hour series where Dr. Drew works with a group of people in Los Angeles struggling with this addiction. Series is slated to premiere this fall.

Sad.

Anoop Dog and Lil Rounds (real name) were kicked off tonight. Well, humph. I liked them both. They are not as boring as Danny Gokey! (Personal opinion) Also, if I had hot legs I'd never take off Paula's dress that she was wearing tonight. I'm pretty sure I saw her generals, but, what can you do?

Those Housewives

Real Housewives of New York was super enjoyable this week. Luann's daughter comes home from boarding school and is told by the Countess..."ohhh we should go shopping and YOU REALLY NEED TO GET THESE MITTS CLEANED UP" (disdainful look at her child's hands) Uh, hello?! What? Awesome Luann how you made your daughter feel like an animal. Jill gets interviewed by BBC radio about the tough economic times. It's brilliant because those snarky Brits were totally trying to bait her into saying something stupid. But, she didn't. Way to go Jill. Well done. (Fabulous Marie Antoinette costume, btw) Then, Kelly had a Halloween party which had a cash bar, and myself being the attendee to many frat parties, looked like a total frat party. (I can't believe she put her name on that! GASP!) She shows up hours late in a Playboy-esque bunny costume while saying "I mean, I'm a mom...I don't want to look too skanky, over the top." Lord. What does skanky mean to her then?? Prob nip exposure? Simon bought Alex a Feed Bag "Couture Corset" that she did, in fact wear to the Opening Night at the Met this year. There is only one episode left. I'm going to miss these crazy bia's...gear up for the trashy hooker's of New Jersey. It's going to be frightening.

Happy Earth Day

In an effort to be more eco-friendly, especially on said Earth Day, I've looked up a few things you can do fashion-wise to be green. (Source: US News & World Report)

1)Try to minimize the amount of fast fashion- i.e. cheaply-made, trendy items that aren't meant to last more than a season or two - you purchase. Fast fashion is often made overseas, and uses synthetic fabrics that won't biodegrade.

***are you serious?! No Forever 21! Blasphemy! I haven't shopped there for awhile, but, whatever...H&M too? Topshop? What does this mean? I think, what US News & World Report is trying to convey, is that we should only wear designer duds? Well, perfect.

2)Buy vintage, or ask relatives for their old clothing. Not only is it cool, but it's well-made, and often comes with a story, or a memory of a family member - like the retro 80s belt handed down from my mother, or the vintage leather Coach purse from my grandmother. Digging through your parents' attic could give you a new accessory wardrobe, without having to buy any new stuff.

***This tip-love it. I love old crap...I mean vintage. It's so glorious and if your lucky enough to carry your granny's bag...or some cool jewelry, it means something too. (And if it doesn't, that's a whole other issue) Awesome. My husband is the most green man I know...he has "Gaitlinburg 1970" t-shirts. Bartels & Jaymes..Busch Gardens...

The pic of the dude started Earth Day in 1970. Yay Gaylord. Work it out.