Those Housewives

Real Housewives of New York was super enjoyable this week. Luann's daughter comes home from boarding school and is told by the Countess..."ohhh we should go shopping and YOU REALLY NEED TO GET THESE MITTS CLEANED UP" (disdainful look at her child's hands) Uh, hello?! What? Awesome Luann how you made your daughter feel like an animal. Jill gets interviewed by BBC radio about the tough economic times. It's brilliant because those snarky Brits were totally trying to bait her into saying something stupid. But, she didn't. Way to go Jill. Well done. (Fabulous Marie Antoinette costume, btw) Then, Kelly had a Halloween party which had a cash bar, and myself being the attendee to many frat parties, looked like a total frat party. (I can't believe she put her name on that! GASP!) She shows up hours late in a Playboy-esque bunny costume while saying "I mean, I'm a mom...I don't want to look too skanky, over the top." Lord. What does skanky mean to her then?? Prob nip exposure? Simon bought Alex a Feed Bag "Couture Corset" that she did, in fact wear to the Opening Night at the Met this year. There is only one episode left. I'm going to miss these crazy bia's...gear up for the trashy hooker's of New Jersey. It's going to be frightening.