VH1! VH1!

I love you VH1...you know how to bring the trashiest television into my home. From "celebrities" detoxing to "tools" trying to graduate from an academy that makes them better boyfriends...you really cover the spectrum of crap. Let me say, a few of my favorites are returning, and I'm almost embarrased that I watched Tool Academy. Almost. It was so ridiculous, I couldn't help it. A few new shows too...Dr Drew (who is a doctor famewhore, obvs) has a new show with sex addicts. Amazing. Check it out...

* I Want to Work for Diddy is back for a second season where Diddy searches for a new assistant. To be considered for a spot on the show, visit workfordiddy.com. Season two will take this summer, ready for a fall 2009 premiere. **I loved that tranny...and the Harvard grad who f'd up all the time, ha.

* Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew watches as a new group of celebrity patients work through a 21-day detoxification process and treatments at a rehab center in the Los Angeles area. Season three has not been cast though will begin filming late this spring for a fall 2009 open. Irwin Entertainment produces. ***You think Shifty will be back? Again?

* Brooke Knows Best season two debuts this spring and follows Brooke Hogan and her roommates on their adventures while living in Miami. **Gross

* Gotti's Way 2 follows the lives of record producer Irv Gotti, his estranged wife Deb and their three kids during season two premiering May 4 at 1030p.

* Tool Academy, hosted by Jordan Murphy is back for a second season and another 10-week semester where the "tools" are taught how to save their floundering relationships. Series premieres August 2. **Just watch it once, it's so disturbing.

* Previously announced new half-hour series New York Goes to Work has Tiffany "New York" Pollard trying various jobs that America selects for her via mobile phone text voting. Series premieres May 4 at 10p.

* New series, Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew is an eight-episode one-hour series where Dr. Drew works with a group of people in Los Angeles struggling with this addiction. Series is slated to premiere this fall.