Shameful

It's decisions like this that make me cringe. It is shameful. Someone who serves our country, (and an Arab linguist) is punished for speaking out on his sexuality? I love that Lieutenant Choi says he learned honesty, integrity, and courage from his time at West Point and of his service. Maybe those who made this decision for Lt Choi (and others based on their sexuality) should take a page from his integrity book. Just saying...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/06/30/us.military.gays/index.html

Stress Ball

I've been depressed as of late. My job has got me in a bad way. It's ridiculously hectic and I feel as though I might be able to run a small country nowadays...that's in a war...and just through an election with multiple hanging chads...and out of cheese. I don't know, I could probably handle it. I've been working so much I actually thought today that running would make me feel better. What in the world? I knew I was losing my mind. So, I came home and watched My Life on The D-List, always brillz. Always makes me die. Hilar to no end. I've got to stop stressing so much or I'm afraid I will resort to bathing in jello, using Icy Hot to numb the pain, and chip smashing. Don't ask.

Thanks, MSN

MSN has an article on the 10 grossest things in your house. This little guy (or lady) is book lice. That's right. He hangs out in your papers...books...whatever. Cute pink extensions. Thanks MSN for making me feel like after I work all day I need to go home and throw bleach all over my apartment.

More Peeps

Chuck and Blair are still together?! Thank you for making it through the summer kids. More pics of them filming in the NYC. Why can't I get a job where I wear fantastic clothes and walk around NYC all day?

Little Fashionista's

Cute. Although one of them has Loretta in their name somewhere...which makes me giggle. Little babe Loretta...it's probably the one on the right.

Somebody Tell Me...

How it all ends. Because half-way through The Bachelorette tonight, I look at my hubby and say "if she picks Wes, I boycott the show because she is a silly...." words not appropriate for my totally couth blog. Anyway, then she goes and picks Wes. So, whatev you dumb ass. (I mean that nicely because I do enjoy your style) All I can say is that Jesse MAKES WINE for a living...and his family rocks out hilarious-style with crazy long hair bro...and you didn't pick him?! WTF? Michael, I admit seemed to solely illicit the friend vibe, but, he is way better than Wes, "I'm a stupid mess." Gaaa! Jillian! Now I can't watch the rest of the show. Lee and I shook on it all proper-like. Somebody tell me what happens in Spain. I'm going to make a prediction: She and Ed are engaged. End of story...those midwest boys are okay I suppose...

VF August

Vanity Fair's August cover. Heath Ledger...peculiar timing due to the recent death of MJ. Here are some pics...so depressing, huh?

Ponzi-er Punished

Bernie Madoff got 150 years in the slammer which was the max penalty for his crimes. He is 71, so, he is eligible for parole on his 221st birthday. See ya loser.

BACK!

GG is back filming! Spotted on the streets of NYC...the cast, filming the next season! Oh goody. Can't wait to see the debacles college life brings. College is so much more dramatic than high school, right?

I'm Lame

I promise I'll get back to my blogging ways. July is so busy at work. I'm bustin A. So, sorry for the slowness lately...

BET Red Carpet

I'm not a parent, or Joe Jackson. I know, right? But, WTF, Joe Jackson. He was just interviewed by Don Lemon on CNN (Don, after the interview was probably wondering WTF too) Joe and his friend plugged his record company, had his publicist read a statement about his feelings, and when asked how he was doing he said "great." Uh, okay. I hope he is on drugs. That would make what I just saw okay, bokay? Wackadoo. Personal opinion.

Check out for yourself on you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgli9UYUT8M&feature=player_embedded

In The News Til Forever

I've been watching the music videos, hearing the stories, realizing that I listened to a lot of his music still and didn't even realize how often I did. I wonder how long the stories/tributes will go on? If we compare this to how much coverage Anna Nicole got, combined with celeb status, I'd say at least 2015. And the Rowe chick whom he was married to is now saying that the kiddos aren't his biologically. Uh, duh? Is anyone really surprised? They aren't black. Which, by the way, since I am a woman of color (I wish) I know how it feels to have white parents. I kid. I tell my mom this and she says "of course, that's why he covered them up, right?" Oh, yeah mom. She's so smart. Anyway, my point is that he is their parent. That's all they've known. I hope they are well taken care of whatever the choice may be that is decided for them. The BET awards are on tonight, and papa Joe will make an appearance in a tribute to his son. Fun fact, Michael and I share a birthday...August 29th.

Today

Happy lazy Saturday folks. Lee and I went to the farmer's market...an art festival...and a short film series at the library. Have you heard of this short film called 11 missed calls? It won oodles of awards, best director, etc...anyway, I don't want to tell you about it in case you want to see it, but, I found it alarming. Mainly because it is from the point of view of a man who lives in the UK, and is, to be put plainly, completely insensitive. This is from me, a girl who loves rude, crude, and ridiculous things. Because rude and crude is harmless and reminds us all to not take things too seriously, right? But, this film to me was not funny. Check it out if you can.

Sex Bomb Blake

This outfit is super hot, for sure. Why does she have such a sultry face in every pic? Oh well, she still look gooood...

WTF?!

Haha. Look at Burger Kings new ad...is that a blow up doll?! What in the world?!! Well, whatever works I guess...it doesn't exactly make me want to eat that sandwhich...thoughts?

Sad Week

What's going on? Friends of people I love have passed away...celebs...sad week. TMZ is reporting Michael Jackson has died from cardiac arrest. But, CNN says he's in a coma. Either way, it's not a good day.

I Just Needed This Right Now

I Don't Know What To Say

What came first Gossip Girl, or NYC Prep? It's hard to tell. For a minute, I thought these seemingly teenagers were being dubbed with scenes from Melrose Place or the scripted, fiction show that is Gossip Girl, but, no, alas, these kids were really being...themselves. They sleep around, go to parties, live alone, and wear sweet boots. I really don't know what to say, it was bizarre-o. There is pressure to get into college, a boy named Sebastian who could easily be Hugh Hefner's protege, and another lil gentlemen named PC which apparently stands for Pretty Cocky. Or Prick Crapbag. Not sure. If you watch GG, there are characters that relate to all of them on the original...or which is it? I don't know. The thing is, they really are being themselves it seems. This is their real life. I'll watch next week to further develop an opinion because right now, I don't know what to say...

So HIGH larious

Kathy Griffiin cracks my sh*t up to no end. The latest episode of My Life On The D List had me rewinding and yelling for Lee to come watch "the funniest thing he's ever seen/heard." For the record, he courtesy laughs and then leaves the room. Nice of him. Anyway, she goes to Paula Deans house in Savannah and there is a drunk gay named Brandon, a sleepover, and a big family meal. Hilarity ensues. Ridiculous. Best. Ever. Watch it now. (Well, if you don't take things seriously, like, one bit...)

Ferris & SJPEEEErfect

James Wilke has two sissies named....Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick! WTF?! Loretta?!! I'm sorry, but, hahahaha! Loretta! Well, okay. To each their own. Congrats!

The Audrina Show

Are you for real? I've been super busy at work so haven't had time for daily gossip (sorry on the lack of posting!) but, are you serious?! (I know, it's almost a travesty) Audrina has her own show. Of course she does. Perfect.

Gripey Gripe

Every year, around this time all the magazines love to run articles on "The Best Swimsuit For Your BODY!" And every year, they totally trick me into thinking that the small piece of extra lycra, or the high cut side will make my saddle bags go away. IT'S A SWIMSUIT PEOPLE. You stand around practically naked and hope you look okay. Instead of tricking us with one-piece suits and horizontal stripes they should just be real with us. If you don't like your body, you are not going to like it in a swimsuit, bottom line. I recommend buying some self tanning lotion and slathering it all over your hiney. That's what I do. There isn't enough self tanner in the world to help me. But, alas, I'll put on my swimsuit if necessary. And I'll pretend to like it...

What's On

Tonight's Premieres:
ABC: The Superstars at 8p; Primetime: Family Secrets at 10p
NBC: America's Got Talent at 9p (Katie, from MTV's The Duels fiance is on at some point, wonder what his talent is?)
A&E Network: The Cleaner at 10p
Bravo: NYC Prep at 10p (I don't know how I feel about that? Real life shitty kids might not entertain me? I'm still going to watch however, duh.)

Sadness

Jon & Kate. The whole thing depresses me. Obviously, this is their real life and we don't really know whats going on, but, the only comment I have is about Jon. My mouth literally fell open when he said he was, and I quote, "excited" about the new chapter in his life. Say what huh? I know Kate seems like an evil control freak, but I've only watched the show about twice in my life, so, from what I gathered last night, he obviously cheated. He cheated, she may have cheated, he doesn't want to be on the show, but will be on the show because of a contract he signed, I'm guessing. He is house hunting in Manhattan at Trump Plaza. Say what huh? YOU HAVE 8 KIDS DUDE. The kids are so cute and seem unaffected at the moment, I hope they stay that way...

You Should Wear Mango Mango

Douche Above!

I feel this Bachelorette post will be best expressed in private letters to a few of the gentlemen:

Dear Tanner,

You big wanged freak. I love that your filter has completely disintegrated and you can only tell the truth/what's on your mind. It is very amusing, yet strange, and also delightful. I find you quite enjoyable actually. I'm going to miss your doey eyes and pointy ears. I hope you find the mango mango feet your looking for soon.

Dear Wes,

What's it like to be such an obvious prick? You're an as*hole with boogers in your nose. Go back to Texas (alone). Also, it's annoying how you act like you like brunettes. I'm willing to bet you've never dated a brown haired beauty, so, for that fact alone, I hope you get a bladder infection. Your band next week?! EARTH TO JILLIAN! Wake up buttercup.

Dear Reid,

You are so cute. I think your neurotic ways are funny and entertain me. I loved when you told Jillian she wasn't on your list either. Ha ha. Nice one. Call me.

Dear Jake,

See you soon. Thank God that you come back...I don't understand why dudes don't say anything. I'd straight be putting names in my mouth, you heard? I mean, you all heard Wes say how awful he is...TELL HER NOW PLEASE. (Plus, it's embarassing for her)

Dearest Robbie,

Don't be sad. She couldn't do any cool bartending tricks anyway. You'll be okay. Sorry you had to stand outside the train all sad-like. You looked good though, promise.

Until next week fellas,

cara

Some TV Shiz

**Kate Holmes will be on the season finale of Dancing With The Stars. (Not the 100th episode)

**The Bachelorette is on tonight...I don't know what I'm more excited for, the actual show or the scenes from next week?

**George is definitely dead. But alive on Broadway. I still haven't even seen the finale of Grey's because my lovely husband deleted it from our tivo. (You did when you read this and must be punished)

**Speidi is going back to the jungle for the season finale. I hope they get bladder infections. At least.

**Barbara Walters unzipped her jacket at airport security this weekend because she forgot she was wearing a shirt. And a bra!

**Farrah Fawcett isn't doing so well. Ryan ONeil insists they are getting married as soon as she gets better. Sad. I hope it works out...

Dueling Reunion

I finally got around to watching the Reunion from MTV's greatest show ever, The Duel. All the 'cool' kids were there, Paula and Evan...Brad and Tori. Mark. Of course. Here is what I took from it...Aneesa is single white female in love for Rachel. Rachel is the alpha lesbian that does what she wants and makes no apologies for the broken-hearted ladies she's left in her path. Jenn (with 2 N's) likes to wave her hands when she talks because she's so street and gangsta. Kimberly and Dunbar tried to make a go of things, but it didn't work out because her voice is so annoying. Just guessing. Paula and Evan made up when he slobbered on her neck and apologized for screwing her over, but, that's just The Duel people. Tori and Brad are getting married in April. Yawn. Mark is single. He's ready to do another challenge and "enjoy himself." ba. Britney is a man. Landon is a cute lady I want to be friends with...girl talk, etc. Cancun Real World starts Wednesday. It has to be better than Brooklyn, so, let's get it goin...

Nip/Tuck Done-zo

The freak fest that is Nip/Tuck has been cancelled! Oh no. I enjoyed being totally uncomfortable for the last few years as I watched people get cut, humped, and dumped. They just finished filming the last episode...but, it's not going to air until 2011. Annoying. Don't do that to us! I already forget what happens from season to season anyway. Unless they run the series from the beginning on FX, then that is just making viewers wait too long. What to do? RIP Nip Tuck.

Brad & Jen Part II

So, this is exciting because they had din together. And, if she isn't going to have a babe with George Clooney, then I've always said Bradley Cooper. (Well, since I watched He's Not That Into You, so, whatev, close to always) Let's hope for the best for these kids. According to her friends, they try to set her up with non-celebs and it doesn't work because Jen finds them lame. I don't know what the hell that means, but I won't judge her for it...too much. I'm sure The Star will have her prego by next week, oh joy!

Happy Monday Funday

It's Monday. Ready to roll. Hope you all had a great weekend. I have lots to catch up on, so, enjoy!

A Perez Post

Perez had this on his website today. Separated at birth. Haha.

PLEASE BE SERIOUS

Omg! Omg! A remake of the original Teen Wolf is in the works?!!! Don't tease me!!! Teen Wolf, is by far one of my favorite movies of all time. When my girlfriends were pretty pretty princesses in 2nd or so grade, I was Teen Wolf. My mom sewed hair coming out of my jeans...and my cool t-shirt. Best. Costume. Ever. I hope this is true because it's the best idea since I heard about Drop Dead Fred.

Leighton!

Leighton Meester has a sex tape! Oy vey. Leighton! Blair Waldorff is on tape with her boyfriend a few years back, and you'll be able to buy it soon. Not awesome.

Oh NO!

This story is awful, but ultimately happy, I think? Story classification: OMG

A week-old puppy in England had a miracle escape after being accidentally flushed down the toilet after a toddler decided it needed a bath. The four-year-old dipped the puppy in the toilet to clean it and then gave the toilet a flush. The puppy disappeared down the drain and the kid went to complain to his mother.The boy's mother rushed into action and found the nearby manhole cover, lifted it up and heard dog noises but couldn't see the puppy.It took emergency services hours to get the puppy out and the puppy is expected to be okay.

NEW JERSEY?!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey had the highest rated housewives finale...ever! 4.2 million people tuned in to see chicks flip tables over...name calling (personal fave) and drama drama! Awesome. I'm watching this eve and I can't wait. Guess what else? Daniel "crazy eyebrow" Staub has A SEX TAPE. Uh, duh. I could've guessed that...these betches are for real crazy.

Conan Is Blowin

Conan O'Brien is losing viewers. Fast. NBC says "they aren't worried." Uh, sure NBC. Conan has went from over 7 million viewers to just 2 million since his debut as the new Leno. What do you think? Seems to me Conan is trying too hard. Just relax dude and be funny. Don't be so desperate. I'm partial to Dave, so, I don't really care...but, interesting nonetheless.

Selena

Selena Gomez, the little Disney princess is a doll. She looks perfect, age appropriate, delightful. If I had good legs I'd wear dresses like that every day. Well, at least M,W,F. I think her haircut is refreshing too. A little old, but, nice. She's cute.

Super Hot Couple

Seriously, how HOT are they? It's ridiculous.

Plays on Wednesday

Lee and I saw a play tonight. It was a hilarious satire about Mormons and ridiculous people in general. If you want to come visit us next June, we'll take you. I peed a little.

Brit's Boyfriend

Jason Trawick is Brit's agent and man friend. Lover. Whatevs. He seems decent. Here are some pics of JT (OMG, JT?!)...and cute too. (I mean, she has to compare him to KFED, that one guy from Louisiana, and a paparazzi photographer with nasty facial hair) So, yay, go Brit. Seems like a step in the non-fame whore piece crap trash box you are used to.

Get In Line Ladies

Because Sanjaya is straight! How do I know? Because he said so last night on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here...I mean, really? I don't know...he blends in quite nicely with us ladies. His teeth, hair, and skin look better than mine. If you're not gay, that's just rude.

Just Live Your Life

Rihanna has a new boyfriend. His name is Drake. (actually that's his middle name) He's a rapper. Holler.

More People From The Hills

Moving to The City. Apparently, MTV thought The City (I agree) needed some more spice so they 'hired,' I mean Whitney introduces her 2 new BFF's! And they are crazy party girls! Perfect! Check em out...Roxy and Samantha. (who looks like Whitney a skosh)

Stephanie Pratt?

Is this a joke? Stephanie Pratt opens up about her bullemia. Oh good. I was concerned.

You Guys

Hitched or Ditched on the CW...I'm going to say it, which is bold from me...is the craziest sh*t show on TV. I mean, it's plain ridiculous! Watch at least one episode...don't plan to waste valuable time watching it, but set your tivo and enjoy when you need a little laugh...I mean, it's depressing, yet, kinda funny. Ch-ch check it out!