Every year, around this time all the magazines love to run articles on "The Best Swimsuit For Your BODY!" And every year, they totally trick me into thinking that the small piece of extra lycra, or the high cut side will make my saddle bags go away. IT'S A SWIMSUIT PEOPLE. You stand around practically naked and hope you look okay. Instead of tricking us with one-piece suits and horizontal stripes they should just be real with us. If you don't like your body, you are not going to like it in a swimsuit, bottom line. I recommend buying some self tanning lotion and slathering it all over your hiney. That's what I do. There isn't enough self tanner in the world to help me. But, alas, I'll put on my swimsuit if necessary. And I'll pretend to like it...
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