6.7.09

Lets Clear The Table


What does that even mean Wes? In the words of Nene, Real Housewives of Atlanta, you are a trashy hooker, trash box. (snap hand wave head jerk) In words of my own, you are a douchey, sh*tty shirt wearing, ugly bird-looking, rude-ass prick that will be coming down with a UTI shortly. Sorry, but that's your fate. Poor Jesse and Michael. They are home, drinking wine (at least in Jesse's case...that he made, btw) wishing they were in Spain. Oh Wes, I'm so glad you went on the Bachelorette because, oh my, after seeing how sensitive and sexy you are, I can't wait to buy your album. Ass clown. Not the right way to go after the lady vote genius. Anyway, I'm TOTALLY TEAM REID! I love his quirky personality. And he said he was muy grande. Cute, lovable, and when you watch the two of them, you just smile. Please don't be the guy who can't perform, I'll die. Please, oh please. Ed is dreamy, but so is Kiptyn. She loves to kiss Ed...and kiss him some more. (Making out in the fountain? I mean, who hasn't?) I don't think there has been another Bachelorette that has denied all the dudes the fantasy date. Which, I dig. But, there seems to obviously be more fantasy dates, so, I won't hold my breath to her good virtues just yet. Ed is a close second, but, sounded like Kiptyn was one at the end? I don't know. Three weeks. Annoying. Boycott off. Team Reid.

3 comments:

Sara said...

Team Reid! I am on that team too! Not talking about the W...and the makeout session in the fountain...come on...really...some poor editing last night too...she had wet shorts on before she got in the fountain..we were trying to tell where that came from...maybe Ed...yuck...that man looks like a basset hound that will eventually turn into a Sharpei

D.J. McNugent said...

Jillian needed a license and a Snoopy pole for all the fishing for compliments she was doing last night. ZING!!!

LAL said...

I ain't mad atchya...in fact, I would have been mad if you'd seen your boycot through- honestly, why deprive yourself of such glorious drama? I am in love with Ed and I think Jill is too! And as for dumb, dumb Wes, I pitty that poor guy- he's just too stupid to realize any implication of his ridiculous words- now there's someone we all can, and should, boycot!