27.7.09

Spending Money


I really didn't want to comment on this, but Jon Gosselin has got me twisted. Ladies, WTF? Why are you giving him attention? I don't care if you're a tabloid reporter or a 22 recent graduate (with a degree, use it). That's no excuse. Let's set the mood, shall we? He has 8 children with a woman I'm sure isn't going to invite you over for Thanksgiving for the 'sake of the children.' He is fat, bloated, and probably will eventually develop chronic nose bleeds from his new blow habit. (I totally made that up, obviously) He wears Ed Hardy (small tear) and is telling reporters he wants to put his kids in a future ad campaign for E.H.? NO! You can usually judge a man by his last relationship...uh, that didn't turn out so well? I'm just...bewildered. If someone understands the sexy allure of this love machine, please explain. Also, he recently had dinner in SouthHampton with Jill Zarin (shame on you Jill! What would your mother say?!) and Michael Lohan. Nuff said.

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