WOW..REALLY?...Gee, No Way...

Reese and Jake broke up?! OMG! Puh-to the LEASE. Everyone knows that Reese dabbles in ladies, and Jake is gay, right? Sorry if this is shocking, but, I'm pretty sure it's totally true. Because, you know, I read all of that stuff on gossip websites...I've heard it for years, so, that almost makes it fact. I know it's hard to believe: just look at this RED HOT CHEMISTRY going on in this pic...wow! PS-Jake, please come out. It's okay.

Happy Monday!

These pics are AWEsome. Slade and Gretchen at LAVO in Las Vegas. (Side note: I've fallen off the mini stage there while trying to demonstrate a yoga pose to my hubby who was on the dance floor, that's right, I'm HOT) ha. And The Bounty HUNTERS! YESSS!

Precious

As I get older, my movie tastes have not so much matured, but, I think about what I really want to see before I just go all willy nilly and buy a ticket. I love documentaries. I love indie films and anything with Natalie Portman. I haven't seen a scary movie for years..I love funny movies, unless I get suckered by a lame Will Ferrell movie. What I'm trying to say is that going to see a drama, longer than 2 hour film requires me to mentally prepare myself beforehand. (That could also be because of my severe self-diagnosed ADD) Whatever. Last night, we went to see Precious. Lee was dreaming of popcorn, I was glad the movie was under 2 hours, so we went. I heard the buzz about the movie, knew what it was about but still had no idea that the majority of the movie made me want to vomit my DOTS all over myself. It is brilliantly acted by the entire cast. There isn't a weak performance, even Mariah Carey holds her own in a super supporting role, which, also says a lot considering she took a supporting roll in the first place. The dark realms of human psyche this film touches makes you so uncomfortable, sad, even miserable...it's so raw. If you go see Precious, prepare yourself to endure almost 2 hours of gut-wrenching emotion. There are some funny parts, there had to be, you will laugh. I did think at one time I was going to see Coolio pop up and sing Gangster's Paradise, but, I think he's busy...smoking crack somewhere. Regardless, the flick is good. I give it a B+. I think I'm going to go watch It's A Wonderful Life now.

Happy Gobbling and Things

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! The turkey is in our oven, the table is set...we started a new far away from home tradition last year. Everyone to our place for eating and drinking until the last one is standing. Good stuffing. Sorry. Anyway, last night while cleaning and watching David Letterman, Natalie Portman was saying how her mother thought the turkey looked like a little baby. That's all I can think of...the little baby on the platter getting basted in butter and herbs. Sorry, but, I had to share my tormented thoughts with you. I think I'll have a lot of sides today. And pumpkin cookies. And wine. On a serious note, I couldn't be more thankful for everything in my life, we are all truly blessed. Have a good one!

Random

There are a lot of women I admire...personally and professionally, but one of my personal rock stars has to be Christiane Amanpour. I'm in total awe of her. She even shared an apartment with John Kennedy Jr back in the day...I'm adding her to the dinner table. She can sit next to Ms Nicks.

Knew It

I mean, duh. Check it out...people are speculating that Demi's head was actually put on this models body. Then onto W's cover. What do you think?

Lookin Good

Gwen in grey! My fave color...and almost smiling. Double points!

I Used To Love Her...

But now I don't. -Lauren Hill

No, seriously, JLO is fake and stupid. I. Can't. Stand. Her. I used to really like her too...oh well, the feelings have faded...And her song Louboutins? Is she serious? Gross. (Not the shoes, just her) I sound super articulate, I know.

AMA Awards

Here are some of my favorite pics from the AMA Awards...Bobby Trendy, NOT GAGA. Original.

Why is Gretchen Rossi from Real Housewives there? She is dating Slade...maybe a budding singing career is in the works a la that Joe skank? Just saying.

Blake Lewis. Former American Idol contestant looking, uh, great. He looks great. WTF?

I have no words for Val Kilmer and 50 Cent. Oh, wait, besides AWESOME.

My Favorite Project Runway Moment

To date. Tim Gunn in a freight elevator in Dayton, Ohio. It's so great. Tim, gets in the elevator and in all sincerity yelps "Oh! E GADS!" Love it. Oh, Tim, you make it work.

Real Life

Blake and Leighton not on the set of GG, but with their honey's in real life...(also on GG obvs) and in sweet summer dresses. I just caught up on my GG, I know, I was two weeks behind. WTF is going on!? I do not want Dan and Vanessa to get together. Bleh. Or Trip and Serena. Double Bleh. On the brighter yet smokier side...Chuck is still smoldering heavy lidded gazing at Blair, which never gets old.

Total Chick Crush

On January Jones. Love her. My previous crush Nancy from LCD SoundSystem will have to get over it...

ICE T & CoCo

People like Danny Bonaduce, Salt n Pepa, and MC Hammer have reality shows...and COCO and ICE T don't?!! Where is the sense in that?

Popcorn Is Bad

I'm convinced my husband only wants to go to the movies for the popcorn. Actually, it's near fact, he'd probably admit it. One time, (I probably lost a bet, regardless) I went to the theater just to get popcorn for Lee. Uh...the worst part was it was a theater where you had to get your ticket before you could get treats, so, it was super awkward for me when I had to explain to the ticket lady that I just wanted popcorn...My point is that a large popcorn has 960 calories and 60 grams of saturated fat, which is more than a personal pan pizza. A medium popcorn and a soda is equivalent to 3 quarter pounders and 12 pats of butter. WTF. It ain't that good! I knew it was bad...but not THIS BAD! I'll stick to the painful to eat DOTS, Skittles, gummies, and Milk Duds. All better for you I'm sure.

Demi huh?

I think Demi Moore is a hot chick, don't get me wrong, but really W? Airbrush much? Geez.

Tay Quit

I watched The Rachel Zoe show. I did, I know. Taylor, the seemingly bitch ass right hand woman quit Rachel Zoe Inc. She's out. I hope they captured it for the show...guess her bitching was sincere? I always thought it may be a skosh put on for camera purposes. Huh. Well, RZ is hiring...

Another Depp

But, you get a Patti too. A Patti Smith. Semi-obsessed with her. She's brilliant.

Tim Burton Shiz

At the entrance...wow. I think I may add Tim Burton to sit next to Cher at my make believe dinner table.

I Can't Help It

I love Danny Devito. This picture makes me smile. Here is Danny introducing Tim Burton at his art gala thingy.

Tonight's Finales:

The CW: America's Next Top Model at 8p
Comedy Central: South Park at 10p

The Romantics

A pic from the set of The Romantics being filmed yesterday on Long Island. I posted it solely because Anna Paquins wedding dress reminds me of mine. Only reason. And WTF with Katie Holmes lately? Heeellllooo...anybody home? Oh, and Josh Duhamel looking crappy in the background, a few other reasons...

Sexiest Man Alive

Good choice...although J, what's up with the creep stache?

Goodness

Adriana Lima and some sport guy (Marko Jaric) had a baby girl. She will not be ugly, this I can promise.

J Stam, Dayum

Jessica Stam looks a vision. Simply beyond gorgeous.

More Lists

Forbes.com says Utah is the second healthiest state and the most happy. I haven't been interviewed for any of these surveys, but, I would've bet money for one of the healthiest. People bike and skateboard everywhere here, it's very cool, but makes me nervous when I drive. The least healthy state is Mississippi...the healthiest, Vermont. Indiana was the 35th healthy state. Huh.

Fun & Random

Dakota & Luda. Chillin.

The Worst

Splendid tee

James Perse Jeans

Golden Goose Boots

I've been the worst blogger lately. I'll get better, promise. That led me to think if I could do anything I wanted to do everyday...what would I do? What would you do? I do love my job...for the most part, it's intense, but I enjoy the challenge- I have a million things going on, but, it keeps me running...on the flip side...wouldn't it be nice to call up my best friend, get coffee, and giggle all day? Over coffee if it's before noon. And I'd wear something from American Apparel, or Splendid...or James Perse comfy cozy cotton...ahhhh...let me be, I'm having a moment...

Ha Ha

Oh, London. Funny.

Oh Yeah

Remember Adam? Cute. Happy Friday.

Larry King

Did any of you see that CRAZY B on Larry King?! OMG. Carrie Prejean is a complete wackadoo. How can you walk off on Larry? Until last night I would've thought it impossible.

Real Un-Awesome

More on these betches later.

Gaga or Jenny Humphrey?

It's Gaga, but hard to tell! First, haven't watched the threesome GG yet...seems kinda lame anyway. Also, has anyone seen the South Park Whale Whores? Cartman sings Poker Face and it is hilarious. It's been bringing me much needed joy lately. Check it out.

Wooorrrkk

Is kicking my ass lately. I haven't even had time to post anything meaningless on my blog! I'll try to get back in the swing today.

Ellen Got Her Wish

Happy Holidays...

Are You Serious?!

This kid is unreal. Him and Lil Wayne should have a reality show where they just get chicks pregnant...oh, wait, that show may already be on Cinemax? Just kidding. Didn't mean to make you vom. Anywho, rumor has it that KFed got his girlfriend pregnant! Oy vey. Somebody please have a discussion with KFed about his obvious venture to populate the world. It's wrong and inappropriate.

Chuck avec Blair

Oh goodness. Her coat is dreamy huh? The whole thing is old glamourous chic. Anywho, I need to catch up on my GG, this I know. At least Chuck and Blair are still together. I have too much going on and don't need to deal with them breaking up too! I kid. Kinda. Next week there is a threesome? Huh. Is a threesome any worse than other stuff that those crazy kids do? What do you think?

ELLE

Love Elle too. Are you excited about the Sex & The City movie Part 2? I haven't decided yet.

Woah!

Don't get too close to Katy! I hope Green Day doesn't get mold on them too. It looks contagious.

Blake and Diane!

I probably post too many pics of Blake Lively, but, she goes out a lot okay? And her and Diane K at the Chanel event!?? YES! Perfection!

Dear Josh,

If you are going to cheat on Fergie, please pick a hotter stripper next time. Boom boom pow sucker. G to the Ross.

Ohhhh

Love Cameron's dress. Give it to me! Love! In NYC at the premiere of her new movie The Box. James Marsden not so bad either...