Rihanna & Pissing Brown

We've all done really really stupid things, right? I've done my fair share, for sure. Rumor is that Rihanna and Chris Brown have reconciled while holed up in P Did's house in Miami. What in the world? The thing is, everyone saw the picture of her face purple, puffy, and bruised by Chris...how could it be so easy for them to get back to the way things were? It seems when most women (myself included) have been in bad relationships, they make excuses and cover the behavior up, right? Normal peeps don't have their pics splashed all over the news, etc. I'm finding it hard to believe with all the exposure the incident didn't force her to see the bigger picture. Where are her parents or friends? Craazy. Any kind of abuse is NOT OKAY, no matter which side you see it from...

OUTRAGEOUS!

Remember a few months ago when I told you about Utah's stupid laws concerning the bar industry. Well, the proposed idea I thought was totally ludicrous has now been passed by the Utah Senate. I swear, the text below was taken straight from the AP. (I just had to say that because it seems SO RIDICULOUS) The poor restaurant owners whom undoubtedly are affected by the recession and losing business on the daily, now have to put 10 foot walls up to separate the delicate children from seeing a BAR. Oh my. COME ON PEOPLE! And if that's not ridiculous enough, the end of the article is the really awesome part. Now, it's apparently not LEGAL to LOOK DRUNK either. What if you are just one of those people who look drunk? It's not your fault. Lee and I are totally getting hammered and roaming the streets tonight. I'll blog from jail tomorrow. Puhhh-lease. Utah is stupid sometimes.

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - A Utah Senate committee has approved a bill that would hide the preparation of alcoholic drinks behind 10-foot-high walls in restaurants and make it illegal to appear drunk.Sen. John Valentine, R-Orem, says Senate Bill 187 is intended to eliminate anything resembling a bar in restaurants.His measure also would redefine what it means to be intoxicated in Utah, gutting a Utah Supreme Court ruling that said simply being a drunk is not a crime. Under Valentine's bill, it would be illegal for anyone to look like they are drunk.The bill passed unanimously on Friday. It will now be debated on the Senate floor.

I'm so sad

Megan didn't get voted through to Top 12. SADNESS. I should've voted, like Puff says "Vote or Die."

The Idol Deal

I truly liked Norman Gentle. (aka Nick Mitchell) I was giggling out loud at his performance and thought he was brilliant. However, I don't think he'll go through, which bums me out a little because comic relief during the 80 hours that Idol is on every night would be refreshing, to say the least. I think the 3 that are going through are: Adam Lambert. There is something so pompous about him...not a fan. Megan Joy Corkrey. I LOVE HER. She's so quirky, has a sleeve of tats, and sings like a funky British songstress. Love love love. Finally, Allison Iraheta is probably through to Top 12 too. She rocked it out. I have this embarrassing emotional reflex...if something excites me, makes me happy, is depressing or super sad...I can't help but cry. It can be triggered anytime, (Lee is always like "are you crying again?") Probably. Anyway, Megan and Allison both made me cry. Ha. Ridiculous. I was really disappointed by Jasmine Murray and Matt Giraud. I loved Matt from Hollywood week and last night he sang Coldplay...the only person who should sing Coldplay is Chris Martin. Sucks. Also, what was up with that Jeanine chick? Really? Her lips are fake, btw. If Idol doesn't work out, she would make a HOT drag queen...

There just isn't an excuse

I'm so perplexed why Jessica Biel wore this to the Oscars. Did she not have time for a fitting? Did Justin tell her she looked zexy? Did her stylist call in sick? Or is her "stylist" the one who's SICK? (you know what I'm saying) It doesn't fit, her hair is a hot mess, and her shoes were black fabricky looking bridesmaid specials. (Nothing wrong with bridesmaid specials in general, but to the Oscars?) Then I started thinking, "why would I wear an ill-fitting dress with a large rumple fabric bow-bag?" My answer...if I wanted to cover up my tummy...because I was PREGNANT! I think if she isn't pregnant, Justin should knock her up promptly because the dress would then be somewhat excusable.

Lent

I usually don't like to ban things from my life because for me I find doing things strictly is not the appropriate approach. However, I'm going to give it a whirl this year. (Simply because I could stand to shed some weight from my saddlebags) So, I thought about a few things that I really really love that I could stand to do without. (I can barely type this) Five minutes ago, I was digging a Butterfinger out of a co-workers candy jar only to realize I had committed to my new rule hours ago in my brain. NO CANDY. I love candy...I love it all...and I'm done for 40 days. (I hope, I'm trying) I don't know why I love it so...it seriously makes me feel like I need to wash out my insides with a Brillo pad. One question though...is candy under the umbrella of cookies? I need to know because to me candy is anything found in big bags or near the checkout at the grocery store. If I'm wrong, let me know. What are you giving up?

Obama's Ride n High

John McCain brought up a pricey presidential project that seems a bit unnecessary — a fleet of 28 new Marine One helicopters that will cost taxpayers around $11.2 billion. Here's the deal, the helicopters were originally ordered by President George W. Bush shortly after 9/11. So, it's Obama's job to cancel the order for the 400 million dollar copters because it does seem a bit silly. A lot silly. It is only referred to as "Marine One" when the President is aboard, but it still flies and costs the same. I just thought it was interesting that we are bringing this up in light of the stimulus package when it wasn't initiated by our current President. Oh, and there is a kitchen on that thing! If I were Prez, I'd def get a frozen yogurt machine with a sprinkle bar too...

I'm glad my ma isn't a "designer"

Because then I'd have to wear that to the Oscars. Don't you think Beyonce could of gently said, "look...ma...it's the Oscars, and I really don't want you stressed out making me something to wear...I love you..." Then slip her a sleeping pill and throw her sewing machine in the trash.

The Little Darjeelings Of The Night...

The cutest. Ever. All dolled up and an Oscar to accept..

Ryan Seacrest=Total Douche

Okay, let me preface this by saying I bumped into Ryan and he was very friendly during the Idol Auditions in Salt Lake City. (he took pics with everyone, etc) However, he does some of the most ridiculous things on-air-this year especially. For example, on AI he tried to high-five the blind guy...He's blind Ryan, he doesn't even have hand to hand coordination, bokay? Then last night at the Oscars he commented the little Indian children "couldn't speak English," (after he repeatedly tried to chat with them) then asked the Director how many "slumdogs" he brought to the award show (he was serious), and got snubbed by Brangelina, again. Ha. Here he is with AC Slater, another one of my favorite hosts. Oh Lord. The way Mario segues on America's Best Dance Crew is just pure genius. I kid, I kid...that's another post entirely...(Lee makes me watch that show, promise)

Sorry I suck

I'll get back to blogging ASAP! I've been out the loop, but promise to be jumping through it again soon. Everything is craaaazy right now, which let's me enjoy more red bulls, is leaving me exhausted. Chat soon.

**YAY Slumdog Millionaire!!!**

And, my new woah-lady crush is Halle Berry. I didn't love love her Oscar dress...but her body/face/hair is amazing. I'd like to be her when I grow up...or Natalie Portman.

Delightfully Fancy

Christian Dior: The whole collection was breathtaking. I didn't want the pictures to stop. Pure fantasty.

Lanvin: Refined and so lovely.

Narciso Rodriguez: I loved his line...full of sexy monochromatic looks. And cool headpieces.

I often daydream that if I could go to any show at NY Fashion Week, which one would I go to? Marc Jacobs to celeb watch? Nah. At the moment, I'm going to go with Narciso Rodriguez, Lanvin, and Christian Dior. Fashion to me is pure fantasy. I love it...and I love that I could NEVER in a million years have the brain to make such beautiful creations walk down the runway. My girlfriend Cynthia for her final project in Design at NYC Fashion Institute did this look book and line that left me in such shambles I can't even tell you about it...because it was MAGIC. I love that talent. My brother, who is also an artist amazes me. I can't even figure it out...how do they do that? Their brains are so...wrinkly! (More wrinkles=more smartness) Here is some fashion glorious-ness from my favorite designers/abnormally gifted people.

I would like to add the disclaimer that I know absolutely nothing about Fashion. Just what pleases my eye...and I'm nearsighted, so...

Reality Recap

Anoop got screwed. I should've voted for him on American Idol, but, I haven't quite crossed that bridge yet. I can't bring myself to do it...Second, I caught up with my favorite trannies Real Housewives of the OC. It was the finale and these self righteous ladies never cease to amaze me. What kind of life is it when you go to a party with your "friends" just to flaunt your latest present? Gretchen got a motorcycle from Jeff, Tamara a 35K bracelet, and Vicki kept calling everyone else stupid while she showed off her new Rolex. (Genius editing btw) I mean, good for them...I have nothing against your pricey new baubles...it just seemed like the purpose of the party was to show everyone else how much better they are than, well, anyone. Do they think that makes them look good? I'm so confused. I'm going to keep loving them for the ridiculous cattiness, the overprocessed hair, the ginormous cans (and lips), and Slade Smiley. (because his name is Slade Smiley) Ha. Joe's bangs are a disaster, by the way. Until next year...I'll just have to watch New York...Atlanta...

Lindsey's House

When traveling, it's a must that I spend way too much money on magazines at the airport newstands. I buy all sorts of things in airports I never buy otherwise: trailmix? wasabi peas? Anyway, I scooped up Elle Decor a few weeks ago because Lindsey Buckingham's house was featured! (And the Top Deisgn winner) For those of you who don't know, he is a member of Fleetwood Mac. One of my favorite bands of all time. Check out these pics from his perfect estate. I love his home (obviously). I think for me, the most important thing in decorating is creating something that feels like you...where guests feel comfortable and homey, yet still really really cool. And it doesn't hurt to have a kick ass vegetable maze-like garden. Just beautiful!

American Idol Picks

The first night, I'm going to make an educated guess and say these are the 3 to get through: Danny Gokey is a definite, Alexis Grace did awesome (go head guurrrl!), and Anoop Desai. (Mainly because he's awesome and Indian, whatever, I have my reasons) The maybe's for me are Jackie Thon and Tatiana Del Toro because they are interesting and/or annoying. What do you think?

**SIDENOTE** My fave part was when Alexis acted embarrassed that her parents heard judge Kara tell her to have sex with her fiance. Which while that was very weird, nonetheless, I think your parents know you've done the deed since you do have a baby. I'm just saying.

SO HOT

Shopbop is glorious. Obviously, a tad expensive, nonetheless still fun to shop, mix n match...and dream a little. Plus, once in awhile I can get a few things...just added these fun pieces to the wish list. (I have a very similar looking bag I got at Urban for 32 bucks, score!) Also, I love the dress, but would never wear it because my knees look like stuffed sausages...I'm sure of it.

Dress: Thread Social. Shoes: Sergio Rossi, Chloe. Bag: Zimmerman

Dear Lindsay

Please leave Chase alone. Apparently, she was seen going into his apartment at 6am over the weekend. NO! You're a lesbian, remember? Keep your mitts off of Chase. Thanks, Cara.

PS-What were you doing up at 6am Linz? Hmmm.

The Wrestler

We finally saw The Wrestler. I thought it was good, Lee LOVED it. He kept muttering wrestling moves, singing the 80's songs (Balls To The Wall, for example), and reminiscing about his childhood during the movie. I thought the acting was superb. Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei, not too shabby, definitely Oscar-Worthy. The Wrestler was depressing and hopeless. But, as Lee commented, it makes you think that the people you idolize, be it wrestlers, actors, or artists...sometimes, in their reality they aren't such good people. It is a movie that makes you think about your life. And that it's never to late to write your own ending.

Whimsical. Fanciful. Definitely Fun.

Lee and I had fantastic wedding photographers. Lauren and Robbie (openfieldphotography.com) were such cool people too. If Lauren and I lived within 2 thousand miles of each other, I'm sure we'd be friends. Anyway, I got a package from her the other day filled with glorious goodies! She is starting her own shop on etsy.com...which, if you haven't been to etsy, go, it's SO FUN! Lauren is fancy, funky and just cool. Thanks Lauren. I love my presents and will wear them proudly! If you want your own fancy fun original you can email Lauren at handmadelovelies@gmail.com.

Amanda Knox...COME ON DOWWWNN!!!

Amanda, you are on trial for brutally murdering your rommate. Why do you just look like you've been asked to participate in a Showcase Showdown? GUILTY!

***UPDATE*** I have a comment saying she was smiling at her father. So, maybe this look is justified. I still believe, personal opinion of course, that the evidence against her is overwhelming.

Which Tara would you party with?

Recently rehabbed Reid...or former Miss USA Tara Connor? Both have been through a lot. I'm going to say Tara Reid because she's done some crazy shiz...and we could talk about her days of Taradise. She's already telling her clean and sober stories to the gossip rags. I hope she stays out of trouble. American Pie 7! They should cast her on the next Real World actually...

I did it!

Just kidding. Lee and I were wearing wigs one night for fun. I don't know what's scarier...that I just had this photo, what I had for dinner (see bowl), or my hair. Ha. We have an extensive wig collection from various thrift stores. So, if this was or is your granny's wig, no disrespect.

I'm so boring

I just realized that I haven't changed my hair since I got hair when I was around 3 or 4. My mother said "I was afraid you had some hair disease or something..." Thanks ma. I'm at a standstill. It's always the same length...with fake blonde "weaved" through it...which, by the way...I had no idea that "highlights" also meant "weave." Oops. That was really embarrassing when I told the salon in Salt Lake that I didn't want a weave...just some highlights. Haha. (I was picturing Ricki Lake-esque weaves) Anyway, I went black once or twenty times. (pictured) Last time, a co-worker said "holy crap...well, I guess you can pull it off." To her credit, it was almost purple because the gay guy (allegedly) I was dating at the time dyed it for me. Maybe that should've been my first clue? "Honey, let's dye your hair tonight!" Uh, thanks? I don't know. I wish I could be cool and edgy and get thick bangs with a bob...or even a rock n roll mullett inspired Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen look. Who knows? I'm prettttyyyy craaazzy...

Octo Update

This lady makes me completely crazy. She's obviously dellusional, bat-sh*&t crazy if you will. Last night I watched the full interview on Dateline and became enraged at the situation all over again. She has no income. And, in one particular shot during the story, she's stroking the head of one of the infants in the hospital. Why is this important? BECAUSE SHE HAS FAKE NAILS!!!!!!! Are you kidding me?!!! Why does she have fake nails when she has 14 children with no money?!! (Side note: the nails were even "french" which, costs at least an extra 5 bucks) Also, she denied having any plastic surgery. Give me a BREAK. Don't insult every American on the planet...it's completely obvious. I can't have a dog in my apartment, but, maybe I can have a child? If so, I'll take one of hers...

Apple a Day

I eat apples almost everyday. Awhile back I got a great tip on how to keep them fresher, longer. Maybe everyone else has heard this? I read somewhere how most fruits and vegetables omit certain gasses, so, to preserve apples, store them separate from the rest of your fruits and vegetables. I put apples in one drawer and crammed everything else in the other crisper and they stayed fresh for weeks! Totally random post, but, I'm amazed that it worked and made such a difference.

Late Wedding Presents are COOL!!

The woman who also introduced me to my husband got us such a cool wedding present! Check this out...Lee proposed to me over a puzzle. (after I made him watch the I LOVE NEW YORK FINALE on VH1, true story) Yesterday, I got our wedding present from Sara...and it was a puzzle...of one of our engagment pics! How cute is that? And thoughtful? Thank you!! It was so much fun to open it and remember the day. I wanted to share it with you all...

Cool Stuff! Cool Stuff!

I've gotten some super glorious things in the mail recently...I can't wait to show you! Stay tuned. I'll have the pics up for one at least by tomorrow ;)

Sully on 60 Minutes...

Did anyone watch 60 Minutes last night? I cried. However, was anyone else annoyed with that flight attendant?! I mean, laaaady! Get a grip! You survived a plane crash and the man who saved your life is sitting right next to you, and all you can do is complain? He said he feels like he could've "done better." I'm not really sure what in the world he could've done better...all 155 were saved with out major injuries. Don't ask Doreen Welsh though...she recounts a harrowing escape and is obviously upset that this happened to her. Of course, I don't understand at all...I can't imagine how utterly terrifying it must've been, but, what I do know is that she should, at the very least, THANK Captain Sully. There were 154 other people on board, I'm sorry that you are traumatized but I think when you survive a plane crash landing on the Hudson River you should thank your angels, not be pissed at them.

It is a change

I don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, or somewhere inbetween...but, let's give our new President a CHANCE. I'm so filled with hope and optimism, I can't understand why everyone is so quick to judge the new stimulus package or ideals within its pages...unless you've read the entire thing and understand it, then go ahead, criticize. My point is, I'm pretty sure the last 8 years didn't result in a surplus of jobs, money, or goodwill so let's cut the new prez some slack. If, in two years, we are still in this huge sh*t hole, then feel free to get your Negative Nancy on...