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Just back from southern Utah for a short visit. Again. We went rafting, Lee found his ring!, and I'm more in love with dogs that aren't mine, unfort. (Two weeks ago, rowdy camping ensued and Lee lost his wedding ring) I really can't believe we found it (not even buried in sand, just waiting for us it seemed)...now Lee wants to be a "prospector." Which, is apparently, when a grown man looks for "treasures" all day with a metal detector. Great.

Say What?

"TATTOOS are sexy. I love my name on a woman; it lets me know I'm serious"

-- Tyrese Gibson to InStyle.

What? Is that for real?! Ba! Yeah, the woman let's you know you're serious. That's good. And she's crazy. (You do have nice abs, mercy)

Keep Speculating

Adam Lambert. Why, oh why are you not confirming or denying your homosexuality? Personally, I think it's hilarious. I mean, 'keep speculating?' That's your answer. The only thing I'm speculating is what kind of MAC products do you use? Where do you go shopping for your sweet acid wash jeans and what kind of hair product is that? Sure, let's speculate together sometime at your favorite lingerie store. Oh, Adam. I love it...

Terminator Premiere

Christian Bale is the only one who looks good in these pics. (His wife is cute, Sibi, whatever, good hair) Who dressed his lady costars!?? They need to answer for their actions! Moon Bloodgold and Bryce Dallas Howard dresses are ill-fitting, the colors are wrong, ugh. Bad. Bryce is the daughter of Ron Howard. Cool movie nights at her house growing up...

Did You Buy One?

Friday Fun Fact: One of the more peculiar (and lucrative) "inventions" of the 1970s was the Pet Rock. Nearly 1.5 million common smooth river stones, packaged in cardboard "pet carriers" with air holes and enclosed Pet Rock care instructions, were sold within six months.

This reminds me of a time in 4th grade when in our G.T. class, we had to come up with an "invention." The kids in my class were all super smart. They used all sorts of innovative techniques and materials to create something, well, at least interesting. You want to know what I did? I took a box and covered it in green felt, put a string on it, hung it around my neck and called it a "book carrier." Uh, okay. Maybe my parents paid someone off for me to be in that class? I'm pretty sure that's not 'gifted' or 'talented.' Ha. Happy Friday.

On The Real

May I just say that I've been reading a lot of different interviews online, etc. of celebs...and most of the chicks don't "like girls." Uh, okay. Don't you find it weird when chicks don't like chicks? (Not in the Lindsay Lohan way) Is that normal? I'd die without my girlfriends. (Not in the Lindsay Lohan way) I love my girlfriends and they are some of the best people I know on the planet. Without those relationships, I'd be missing out on so much! I feel sad for people who don't agree. You just need one good one. It'll be life-changing. Just saying.

Sounds Promising

Bravo will debut Miami Social on July 14 at 10p. The series follows four friends who are successful young professionals by day and party hounds at night. I mean, it is on BRAVO, so, yay.

Mmmmm BACON!

Check this out! Ha! Hilarious. From the AP...now you can enjoy Bacon-flavored vodka. My dad owned a restaurant and sold his business in the last few years. He had cases of vodka that he gave me..
"Do you want this vodka? I don't like it flavored."

"Yeah, sure. I'll take it!"

"Okay...it's gross. There is watermelon, pumpkin spice, gravy...bacon-flavored..."

"Dad...you are so ridiculous! Pumpkin...gravy...bacon?! haha"

I mean, maybe he was onto something. Obviously.

Party-goers in Seattle have been enjoying a new drink - bacon-flavored vodka. Recipes include a bacon Bloody Mary and a bacon and chocolate martini. According to its Web site, Bakon Vodka is "a superior potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It's clean, crisp, and delicious."It's currently only available in Washington state but if it catches on it may be distributed nationwide.

What The Elle?

Apparently, Britney was doing a photo shoot for Elle magazine this week in some glorious couture creations. And, forgot she was experiencing her lady habits. I mean, whatever you wanna call it...it ruined the clothes. Oops. At least it wasn't dog poo.

TR Really Has Passed On...

I understand Katherine Heigl wants to leave Grey's. She's had a career outside of Seattle Grace, but, TR? If she was your true besty, she should probably tell you to hang on for a minute longer. Just in case. What do I know? Maybe he's rollin in the roles. I hope so. I only watched the first hour of the finale, so, I haven't seen all the disaster yet. I'm almost scared to watch it because every week I weep like a lil babe. Sobbing. Well, to each their own. I hope he doesn't end up like Shelley Long. Cheers, anyone? (Although Troop Beverly Hills was a masterpiece)

LC On The Cover of Cosmo

Uh, okay. She's on the cover of Cosmo. I need to get over the fact that she's on a "reality" show, has a clothing line...it's just hard, okay, it's hard. For the sake that I have an uber talented girlfriend who can sew and make divine clothes and she didn't get a fashion line? I know, I'm completely crazy. Does she have extensions ya think? Good hair.

She Only Likes Boys

Kelly Bensimon, of Real Housewives glory was apparently at a party last weekend where she whisked into the room, chatted up the BOYS only and then scampered off like a crap guest. Huh. I swear we've heard that before...I think it's total BS when people complain of "editing" in reality shows. Just because you don't like what you see...doesn't mean it's not there. Ouch. And the boys were famous, and the girls were pissed...at said party. Drama. Love. It.

She Is

Jenny from the block. Proof in this pic, huh? She's like "where my lunch betches!" Or something like that...just saying...

Katie, No, Katie!

Katherine Heigl is apparently a diva. The New York Post is saying that she was cast to be in a romantic comedy alongside Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, and Anne Hathaway. But, she dropped out of the film because she asked for 3 million bucks. The shoot only was lasting 3-14 days. No one else asked for near that much! She better shape up...Grey's Anatomy lets her go, she doesn't have a steady pay check. I'm annoyed. Katie! No!

Jillian & Her Men

Monday nights episode was pretty good. I mean, what in the world? Jake? Hello?! Does there even need to be a show now? She all but declared her undying love for him. I think him and Kiptyn will make it far. (But, who has the girlfriend?) You never can tell...Wes...gross! Not into him. If someone was on this show and was an "actor" or a "musician" uh, buh bye. Not so much. Poor naked boy. Ha. If he kept his clothes on, he might've stayed til the next round. He did make fun of himself, which, is always refreshing. David. Ba. WTF? He has crazy eyes. I was dying when he couldn't get over Juan not taking his shot. Hilarious. Jillian is a cutey. I'm so jealous that in her bikini I'm pretty sure Sasha put his entire hand around her waist. Jealous. Anyway, I'm not bored yet. I'll continue to watch. Hopefully, more drama will ensue soon...Oh, one more thing! Jesse! Game over for me. HE MAKES WINE. That's what he does for a living Jillian. How fantastic is that? Top 4 at least. (I'm not above picking someone due to the fact they can make wine)

Not Cute

Do you think Josh Hartnett is sexy? I'm pretty sure he looks like Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Another Splinter look-a-like is that dude Serena had a crush on in GG, the artist, riiighhht) But, that's just me.

Hair Pulling Tuesday

I'm in such a MOOD today.

Do you?

Does anyone watch this show? I mean, I have...it's not a habit, but I have seen it...more than a few times. (shhh) I do find it quite interesting that they are parading their love for each other which was spawned out of an affair on both their parts. Live and learn I guess. Season premiere tonight on Oxygen. They do some glorious things...they recorded a song together, which, was hilarious. Have parties...audition for stuff...eat french fries...you know, what down to earth people do. I wonder how skinny she'll look this season? Eat more fries Tori, please.

Overturn Prop 8!

I hope the Supreme Court in California does the right thing today! Equality for all! Like I've said before, if you don't support gay marriage, try not to marry a gay person. Peace.

The Fashion Show

What do we think about this new Project Runway wannabe? I'm not sure. I keep waiting for it to get better. What I do know is that I love Isaac Mizrahi, how fantastic is he? As a contestant, I'm not sure how great the exposure is for them...regardless of the industry insiders that see their work every week, it, well, sometimes sucks. Not a good first impression. The last show was kinda hilarious...I mean, who doesn't want a jacket to carry all their shoes in? Or a jacket that hides your Aquanet...in a thigh pocket? Thigh pockets=not okay. Ever. Unless your maybe Gisele. I"ll continue to watch for now.

Hangin With Mr Cooper

CNN, post-Obama is down in the ratings. I happen to enjoy Anderson Cooper...and his witty banter with Erica Hill. (I like to think, when I watch tv, would this person be my friend? Erica and I= total friends.) The former host of "Celebrity Mole" should be happy he signed a multimillion-dollar, multi year contract with CNN last year during the presidential race, when ratings were at an all-time high. If his contract were up now, Cooper would probably have to settle for far less. So what does it matter? Not a whole lot for Anderson. Contracts can be glorious, lesson of the day.

Hot Pants

Her boyfriend is out of town. Justin Long is in France. Uh, anyone seen those previews for his new movie "Drag Me To Hell?" I mean, 2 tickets to Drag Me To Hell please...that doesn't seem like a good time for some reason...

Crap

I know I'm going to get sucked into watching this stupid show. Why, God, why?

Lakers Game

I'm not sure how old he is...so I'll just say how handsome is Connor Cruise?! VERY! He's grown up nicely, yes indeed.

Guess Who

Is househunting in Park City? JT and Jessy Biel. Holler! I have to devise a plan so Lee doesn't "run into" JT. Could be catasrophic for our marriage. :) (man crush) I hope Utah doesn't kick her out because, you know, she's too pretty. Ha.

CW Fall

Lineup as follows: (Fall is so far...GG...be still my heart)

Monday: Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill
Tuesday: 90210, Melrose Place
Wednesday: America's Next Top Model, The Beautiful Life
Thursday: The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural
Friday: Smallville, America's Next Top Model (encore)

**Get rid of One Tree Hill or Supernatural...or Smallville and run the Gossip Girl Spinoff!! Is that too much to ask?!!! *****

So Stone-d

The AmFAR Charity Gala, hosted by wackadoo Sharon Stone, did raise some good money for AIDS research. A kiss from "Twilight" hunk Robert Pattinson went for $25,000 last night at the benefit at the Hotel du Cap near Cannes. A kiss? With tongue? He better nibble my ear for 25k, okay?! Bill Clinton's saxaphone went for $150,000! Nice work. I'm sure if a lil lady won the saxaphone it also came with a private concert. Ohhh lala.

The Weekend, Thank You For Coming

Memorial Day weekend. It's here. I must say, coming from Indianapolis, this is such a fun weekend. The Indianapolis 500 is Sunday and the month of May in general is just a blast. I will be watching. And cheering. That's right, racing is cool. Obviously.

Coming Soon...

Can't. Wait. MTV opens the 22nd season (22?!) of The Real World: Cancun on June 24 at 10p. Eight strangers will become roommates in a luxurious suite designed for the series in the hotel, ME Cancun. It's got to be better than last season, which, completely blew. Cancun is the perfect place (besides that swine stuff)...it's going to be as good as Vegas! YES!

Relaxin

With her babes and rumored boyfriend/agent in the Caribbean. Oh, Brit.

Jealous

Samantha Harris who hosts "Dancing With the Stars" and "The Insider" --get to go to Broadway. Harris is taking on the role of Roxie Hart in "Chicago" for six weeks starting July 7. Harris, who has a musical theater background and once toured with Monty Python's Eric Idle, said she won't fall prey to "mercury poisoning" while at work. Hahaha. She'll still be hosting The Insider. Who watches The Insider anyway?

The SHOW

I usually fast-forward through most of American Idol. But, last night, I only FF'd once or twice. The show was pretty, well, rad. Cyndi Lauper...sweeeet. (Not Stevie Nicks or Blondie, but, whatev) Kiss. They really are geniuses in platform shoes. (Spice up your life!) I liked it all...wtf with Megan tho? Black Eyed Peas...um, FERGIE WORKED?!! WTF? Her body is so ridiculous! RIDICULOUS! Her jumpin around in 7 inch Louboutins...amazing!! Also, Kara coming out and singing her dress off totally made me change my mind about her. Previously, I found her a skosh annoying, but, I thought her singing and bod were both fantastic. (I didn't realize she was so skinny) Ha. Bikini girl and her big boobies! It was fun to watch. (the show, not her cans) I bet this morning Adam is glad he didn't win...not winning means not having to sing No Boundaries for the next 6 months.

Lucky

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Spain. Just chillin. Luckies.

Really

Congrats. Kris.

One More Thing...

In the scene at the end when Gossip Girl lures them all to the bar (and Nate says "I'll get our tab" haha, that's sooo high school)...and Chuck is standing in the window, I literally gasped. I started talking to the tv about how they love each other and need to be together...yeah, I did. It feels better to get it out there...All this going on and Lily and Rufus are too busy getting stoned...

XOXO I DIE

"I love you so much it consumes me...I..love you" -Blair to Chuck.

Carter and Blair, in real life, are boyfriend and girlfriend, FYI. If I only had to wear the tassle as a dangle in my hair, I totally would've done that (good thinkn S)...Scott, I'm assuming Dan and Serena's half-bro is super zexy huh? Those lips aint so bad. (He's totally going to make out with Serena next year and then, gasp, they are brother and sister!! just dreaming...) I knew this would happen. I'm so sad it's over. Blair's electric-colored tights, the great shoes...Serena's hair. (And her boobs, apparently, out to play all episode) Lily and Rufus aren't going to get married. (I have no basis for that statement) I'm hoping Chuck and Blair can make it work until the season premiere next season. They have to stay together to fight the force that is Georgina. (Michelle Trachtenburg is kinda scary huh? She should cut her hair short on a side note) Nate got hit on by an older women? Uhh...get used to it Archy. Well, I will miss you GG. So. Sad. Now.

ABC Fall 2009

Here is the fall lineup for ABC. (Lotsa new shows, if you'd like a synopsis, just ask me!)

ABC Fall 2009 Primetime Schedule:

Monday: Dancing with the Stars, Castle
Tuesday: Shark Tank, Dancing with the Stars Results Show, The Forgotten
Wednesday: Hank, The Middle, Modern Family, Cougar Town, Eastwick
Thursday: Flash Forward, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice
Friday: Supernanny, Ugly Betty, 20/20
Saturday: Saturday Night College Football
Sunday: America's Funniest Home Videos, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters

***The Bachelor will air Mondays at 8p following the run of Dancing with the Stars and Scrubs and Better Off Ted will air at 9p and 930p following the run of Dancing with the Stars the Results Show

Footloose and Fancy CHASE

Hi Chase. Thanks for starring in Footloose. Swoon.

True?

Oh no. Her and Chris Pine are a couple. Allegedly. Whatever, I'm sure. Chris! They met at Tao in Las Vegas. That's something to tell the grandkids at least...

Someday

I'd like to go to Cannes Film Festival. (Who wouldn't?) It'd be so glorious. I'd get drunk with Quentin Tarantino and talk to him about "his visions", etc. It'd be fantastic. Also, love Diane Kruger. She always looks impeccably chic.

Last Recap Season 8

I'm not really vested into Adam or Kris. I have no idea who is going to win. I think the people who would've voted for Danny, will more than likely vote for Kris, which will make it a tighter race than originally thought. Here is what I do know...what in the world was that last song?! It had so many cliches it was ridiculous! Climbing mountains...don't give up...dig deeper...blah blah...nice job Kara! Glorious!