You Guys!

Do you really think Demi Moore hasn't had any plastic surgery?!!! I don't know if I believe that...I mean, really Demi, really?! Wow. She looks good for 47 then. If you've had it done, don't go running your mouth saying you HAVEN'T had a thing...although, she does live in Hailey Idaho some of the time and does lotsa yoga...hmmm...personally, I think somebody's doc is chuckling over the latest Marie Clare.

Today Show

Has anyone seen the new cheesy promo's for The Today Show? I've only seen the medical correspondent spot, but, someone new has been hired on to advocate for education and literacy. Former first daughter Jenna Bush Hager will become a monthly correspondent! She starts next month and to be more official has dyed her hair brown. Obviously.

Casting News

There will be a new doc on Grey's this year. I guess they have to get a new one since some of the old ones are comatose or dead, huh? ABC has tapped Jesse Williams in a multi-episode storyline as a new medical professional, though details about his character have not been revealed, per THR. Williams is best known for his roles in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 and ABC Family's TV series Greek. He will be seen in the upcoming The Cabin in the Woods from MGM. He's SUPER intense looking!

Cutest Couple Ever

Adorable. Love Reese's get up...she always looks good.

Go Ahead

It'll change your life. Jake Shears, lead singer from one my favorite bands, Scissor Sisters. If you haven't had the joy of listening to them, do it. (uh, you're welcome.) Their music is the soundtrack in my mind most days...love it...ha. I had to post this picture, Jake is very colorful. Work.

It's My Day Of Birth!

Is That Mean?

Is it bad that I think it's sorta funny Brody Jenner got tased last night? For hitting Joe Frances? Joe Frances, such a class act punched Brody's lady love. Classic. Was Chris Brown there?

It's Here

Friday. Finally Friday. This week has been SO JOYOUS. Just kidding. It sucked big time. So, I'm glad that today is Friday! And, my day of birth is tomorrow, which is cool because I'll get to hear about Michael Jackson all day. Used to be super fly when I'd hear Billie Jean or The Way You Make Me Feel on my way to school/work, but, not so much now. RIP. Anywho, I just said super fly. I should stick to writing about things other than myself I'm thinking...Happy Friday all!

Really Sandy?

Who would look good in this dress? With the cut your ankle off booties? Who? No one, that's who. Sandy B and Bradley C at the All About Steve premiere...interesting for sure.

The Whole Week

It just seems that this week is a whole lot of crap. I can't get over it. I think I'm going to pack it in and call it a Saturday. But I can't. I have an event tomorrow that I'm hoping will go swimmingly...but, who knows? It could all be worse, so, I won't be compalining anymore. At all. Done. I'm posting a happy time pic so I can look at it and channel my inner dancing queen.

Amazed?

Kate Gosselin was on Larry King last night. I don't know what her future holds, but I'm suggesting Ms Kate foray into the world of politics. She amazes me, in not a good or bad way really...just the fact that she is so cool, calm, collected, and articulate when speaking. Huh. I think all the attention on her and her d-bag husband is ridiculous, but, at least she says well-formed sentences and articulates her point of view in a way that doesn't make you want to strangle her, a la Jon Gosselin. Did you hear he is looking to buy a Porsche for Hailey? Oh good. Hailey definitely needs a Porsche. Jackass. One last thing...Kate also seems to have toned down her ridiculous haircut, so, nice work on that too.

More PICS From SET!

Vanessa's dress, swwoooon.

This Is Amazing!

Do not read ahead if you DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY GG SPOILERS!! Okay...you're still reading...Rumor has it the 3rd season of Gossip Girl has some gays! And one of them is CHUCK BASS! Or, maybe bi-curious? Well, he shares a kiss with a dude. That's good enough. Wonder why? What's the twist? Scandalous! I love it! Does the man Chuck kisses have better clothes than him or Blair? Could it be possible?! Give it to me!

I Love That Zoe

Since I posted the pics many months ago of Eva Mendes in her white Golden Globes Dior Couture gown (with the post being about how I'd like to be here in my next life)...with the turquoise Van Cleef vintage necklace, seeing how it all came together on The Rachel Zoe Show was still, totally exciting. Loved it. And the Chanel gown Cameron Diaz wore, fantastic. Beautiful things and drama? Perfect. I'll be watching...

Sweetness

Jon Hamm and his long time girlfriend, Jen Westfeldt at LAX. Love them. She wrote Kissing Jessica Stein.

Dear Everyone,

Please stop writing about Heidi Montag Pratt. Er, whatever. It's obvious she's NOT Britney but I don't even like reading/saying their names in the same sentence. It's blasphemous really. That's all. Oh crap, I just wrote about her I spose...

One Of Those

Days. I can't think of anything that went RIGHT today, really. I am unable to post anything even remotely witty today. (Not that I think I'm witty) I need a Red Bull.

Premiere

Tonight, on Bravo, the 2nd season of the Rachel Zoe Project starts! It's here Leigh Ann, it's here! (I give the show 1.5 out of 3 bananas.) As soon as I get caught up on everything else I've missed this past week; (my tivo is busting at the seams) I'll be watching Rachel's ever-present Starbucks cup, fab accessories, and Brad's wrinkly forehead.

Just In

I was at another wedding. I'm exhausted. I'll write soon...xoxo, sleepppyyy girl. May I also just say that I left my phone at my parents house?! I can't believe I did that...seriously, can't believe it...so, I'm cranky and phoneless. Sweet.

Tonight's PREMIERE!

Tonight is the premiere of Top Chef Las Vegas! The finale of Top Chef Masters is also this eve. I always feel as I'm watching the show that maybe I should just quit my job and become a chef! I'd cook amazing food and run a fantastic restaurant in Napa...yeah...that's what I'll do...of course...ha.

Have You Seen?

The Melrose Place ads for it's new season?! Melrose Place premieres Sept 8th on the CW. "Tuesday is the new Hump Day" Ha. What?! Okay, great. Any way to use hump in a sentence is cool with me.

Yuuummmy!

Ha. I mean, I like bacon as much as the next girl, but, BACON CUPCAKES?! It's true. Here they are...I guess I haven't tried one, but, I think I'd probably need some bacon vodka to eat that thing.

Let Me Borrow That Top

Or Dress. Whatevs. Love it. Perfect shoes and bag too. Nice job Renee.

Brit Betch

Britney is on Letterman tonight. FYI...

Sherlock Holmes

Here are a few pics from the set. The costumes, director (Guy Ritchie), and cast (Jude, Robert Downey, and Rachel) are least of all intriguing! (I mean that in a good way.) I will be seeing this when it comes out...or a few months after at the dollar theater, either way, I'll see it...

No More Penn

Robin Wright isn't taking Sean Penn back this time. For the 80th time they've filed and unfiled divorce proceedings. I'm sure he's brilliant, but so not worth any of the alleged crap he's put her thru. Stay away from Natalie Portman Sean. Thanks.

More Sneaky Peaks

Happy Tuesday morning. Pretty hair S. Start soon GG.

If You Need A Pick Me Up..

According to the American Chemical Society, 90% of paper money in the United States has traces of cocaine. Some of the bills were used at some point to actually take cocaine, but many were contaminated by being bundled with tainted bills. Now you know. In case you were wondering...

This IS The OMG...

Eric Dane, McDreamy, and his wife Rebecca Gayheart (beauty, 90210, THE Noxema girl) have a sex tape! With another chick! The other chick being former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche. (She was the one Aaron Carter proposed to after a week or something...and I think she's going to be on Celebrity Rehab, go figure) I mean, O.M.G to this nasty rumor. Celebs, unless you want people to see your biz, don't TAPE it...EVER. This is mainly awesome. Ha.

What About Jess?

Rumblings that Jessica will replace Paula on America Idol?! Uh, I say DO IT!

Topper & Tinsley

Tinsley Mortimer is a New York socialite who became very popular for her designer clothes, cutesy tude, and attending the poshest parties/charity events in The City. A la Paris who did the same thing with her sis, Nicky. Anyway, she's getting divorced from her hubby (named Topper) whom she's been with for a long time...something about falling in love with a German prince? Her poor hubby is apparently super distraught, uh duh. Enter German Prince. Side note: Tinsley was on Gossip Girl for a skosh...she flirted with Chuck, then was out...ahhh the life. The point of this post is she gave this quote to The Post...

"When you're with someone for 17 years . . . you just kind of want to get away a little bit and really try to relax and just have a nice time," she said.

IS SHE SERIOUS?! Mid life crisis? You can't just go relax on another Princes lap because you know, you want to relax? Even if you think that, you vacuous ho-cake, don't SAY IT OUT LOUD! I'm so annoyed. I'm sure she's lovely I mean...

DWTS Cast Announced

The show's largest cast ever, announced Monday, features singers Mya, Macy Gray and Aaron Carter; actors Ashley Hamilton, Melissa Joan Hart and Debi Mazar; and models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland. Contestants also include reality stars Mark Dacascos and Kelly Osbourne; entertainer Donny Osmond; mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell; professional snowboarder Louie Vito; Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin; former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin and former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

I only had to google one name, so that's pretty good. Legit "stars" I suppose. I may watch this season to root on someone? I usually watch every once in awhile. Who do you like? I can't believe Donny Osmond hasn't been on the show already...and a dancing Republican? Love it. Where's Dean McDermott? Huh.

Still Not Feeling You

Is that a mixing bowl on his head? I don't like JT anymore for some reason. I can't explain it, I just don't. That's all.

This Is Funny

Party in Chi Town with the knocked up Kourtney and her sister, Khloe. By the way, what in the world?! Khloe is photo shopped to the HILT! Work.

September Vogue

Love her. In my next life, I'd like to be Charlize, puh leeez.

I Hope So

All these rumors about Halle Berry being prego? I hope so. It wouldn't hurt to have another Halle Berry/Gabrielle super model baby spawn in this world.

BRAVO Fix

I haven't watched Sheree from The Real Betches of Atlanta pull out Kim's wig yet, but I did catch up on NYC Prep and Miami Social last night. (while I ate mozzerella, tomatoes, and basil a la Caprese Salad. It's so easy...and SO DELISH) I watch NYC Prep because I have this innate hatred that just comes out...it cannot be stopped. It's interesting to watch because I wonder if I was like that to some degree? When you are 15-18 are you just so self centered that only those from a distance notice it? I mean, I had my mom to slap me around if I ever acted out of line, but, these kids! There parents are apparently on permanent Holiday. And, my other memory of the entire season was all the long hair flipping. Not sexy. Thanks Zac Efron.

This D Bag?

Is the father of Kourtney Kardashian's babe. I kid, I kid. Oh Scott. You usually break up with people for a reason, just saying. Good luck to the parents to be.

I Just Barfed

Sorry to do this to you all so early in the morning...Heidi also says some stuff about their sex life, but, I can't bear to retype it in this post, so, you're welcome.

Heidi to Spencer on her implants: "Well, when I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys. The women are so hot— Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates. So iconic . . . I honestly believe God didn’t invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them. The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades. . . I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you."

Ryan's Album Cover

An alBum Cover.

I'd Be Pissed Too

We all know that Paula is off her rocker, which is why I love her. Oh, and that fact that she did birth me, whatevs. So, for the record, I'd be pissed at FOX too. Here is the breakdown...(I don't know about Randy or Kara, so, I'm leaving them out of this)

Simon makes 30 million a year (dollars folks, that's right 30 million). Ryan Seacrest makes 10 million and Paula previously made 2.5 million. She was going to get 5 million this year to renew her contract. Besides the fact that this is a ridiculous amount of money, I get that I'm going about this all relatively as people I know should make a lot more get paid about 5 bucks per hour. I digress. Paula is the jam. RYAN gets paid more than her?! I'd be pissed! Plus, you know Ryan has special privileges since he owns a production company, hosts a radio show, hosts E! News, and probably gets blondey highlights in between. This is all fascinating. I hope Paula lands on her well-medicated feet.

Something weird is going on with the blog today. It's not letting me post! Hopefully, it'll be fixed ASAP.

Not The Notebook

Did you guys know that Ryan Gosling has a band? Well, he does. His bands name is Dead Man's Bones. Uh, that's pretty. Deep. New album is out Oct 6. (Is there an old one?) I'm a skosh intrigued actually. Supposed the band has a unique sound that incorporates a childrens choir. Huh. I don't know if I'm interested...or creeped out?

The Blogs Today

Last night, the Teen Choice Awards aired and apparently Dane Cook told a joke about Vanessa Hudgens nude 'photo scandal.' Dane says, "Vanessa...phones are for phone calls girl...keep your clothes on..." So, the blogs are just DYING to know: Was Dane Cook funny? or inappropriate? Uh, I'd love to answer that. Dane Cook is never funny. Dane Cook= Not funny. Ever. So, no, that joke was also not funny.

Sure, Riiighhhht

Bachelorette winner Ed is accused of cheating on Jillian, uh, TWICE. He sent romantical text messages like "bring beer and condoms..." and "I can't wait to molest you" to his alleged mistresses. He's such a dreamboat, I know. Get ready for sexy molesting time ladies!

"It's actually not true at all," Ed told GMA of the claims. "I think Jillian and I have been the target of being one of the very few successful couples on the show. We're clearly being targeted because we're happy." Sure. Good comeback Ed. You know how people just HATE other people being happy. It's such a travesty. Well, whatever, Denial ain't a river in Egypt Jillian honey. I hope all this alleged sexting is simply a silly plot to break you two happy kids up...Good luck with all that. Does anyone have Reid's number? Not for Jillian, just to make sure he know that he too could've won Jillians heart with sweet nothings of molesting and beer. Huh.

Who Is The Better Couple?

You know, based on pure speculation and not knowing anything about any of these people.

Astrology Smology?

So, I usually don't read my horoscope, or my number chart...or any of that other crap, but, this morning I clicked on "what kind of friend are you...by the stars!" I couldn't resist. Mainly because, my personal opinion, I think I'm a really good friend. I can remember my mom getting mad at me in high school because I wouldn't shut up about my friends. Not much has changed, except Lee has to listen to it now. I love my friends. I love having those chicks, and dudes, in my life. Wouldn't have it any other way. Here's what the stars say...

Virgo: You are the very definition of responsibility, which means you make a true and steadfast friend. You expect the same in return because you don't take friendships lightly. You are also a very helpful pal, offering to run your friends all over town when their car is in the shop, or lending a helping hand when there's heavy lifting. Your celebrity best friend matches: Protective Cancers like Ashley Tisdale and Matthew Fox; intense Scorpios like Julia Roberts and Mark Ruffalo.

I'm super responsible. Btw.

Nate is TAKEN?!

Chace and Ashley Greene? Almost jealous. She has nudey pics circulating at the moment, not bad. Here's proof of their love.

MUST WATCH

Tonight on one of my favorite shows, Larry King Live, Kathy Griffin is the host. And the guest: Perez Hilton. Glorious. These two seem friendly, but, back in the day Kathy didn't invite Perez to her Halloween party, and Perez was pissed. Which, is kinda funny, I didn't realize they were both 14?