Really E!, Really?

E! introduces viewers to Shayne Lamas, daughter of Michele Smith and Lorenzo Lamas in the new half-hour reality series Leave it to Lamas on October 11 at 1030p following the season debut of The Girls Next Door at 10p. Some television viewers will be familiar with Shayne as she appeared recently on ABC's The Bachelor: London Calling receiving the final rose and marriage proposal from bachelor Matt Grant. Still single, the series follows Shayne where she lives in Los Angeles as she juggles her promising acting career, dating and handling her over-the-top family.

I love trashtastic stuff as much as the next girl/guy, but seriously? Barfing. Now. (I had to post that pic of her mom because it deeply disturbs me)

Nother One

And these two. Another couple "breaking" up...now these kids, I can see that for sure. I say good choice on this one ending, but, what do I know? It must be hard to date Jessica Beil...she can't get any movie roles either, you know, because she's so beautiful. Attention: if you are beautiful...you don't have to tell everyone that you are. Just saying. Word is Justin and Rihanna are getting busy. I approve. Sing us something..

A Rumor

Rumor is these two have split. Well, crap. I like Ben and Christine, say it ain't so...

GG Review

GG was deece. (decoded, decent) It will do for now. I do not know what will happen if Blair and Chuck break up besides me being so pissed...along with everyone else in America. I'd bet on that, and the breakup is inevitable I'm afraid. (Just to mess with us) The adoption thing hits close to home for me and I found myself tearing up during Gossip Girl. It's true. It almost made me cry. (Chuck and Blair breaking up would make me cry to) Isn't it weird that in real life Chuck and Vanessa are lovers, Blair and Carter are bf and gf...and Dan and Serena?! Kinda funny. It is like high school, er, college. The story line is lacking a little, but the clothes are still amazing. (The Carter/Nate's fling might be interesting)..Blair's last outfit with the purple ruffles, loved it. Lily needs to come back and Georgina needs to flunk out of NYU ASAP. Tyra and H Duff next week. Holler.

YES!

Tonight's Shiz includes none other than a NEW REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE!! YES! Now, I realize my excitement is something of a 12 year old girl getting to see that Cyrus chick, but, this dramz is almost unmmatched on any reality show. It's a bold statement, but, it's totally true. I think tonight, in premiere episode Wes loses his bananas. Perfect.

Tonight's Premieres:

ABC: Hank at 8p; The Middle at 830p

TLC: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant at 8p; King of the Crown at 9p

BET: First In at 10p

Investigation Discovery: The Shift at 10p

MTV: The Real World/Road Rules Challenge at 10p

SOAPnet: Bank of Mom and Dad at 10p

Lookin Good

How great does Kelly Osbourne look? Really really great is the answer.

WOW

For 44 years old, Linda Evangelista still looks beyond amazing.

Cooper

Bradley Cooper is hot. Swoon a skosh ladies, but, remember, he looks kinda dirty to me...remember that I think he's dirty. Ha.

Khloe Kardashian

Is brilliant really. I mean, you can be quasi-"famous" and still get paid 300K for your wedding...let a reality show tape it, another check made out to Khloe Kardashian please...oh, and get your wedding thrown for you for free by e!. Sweet gig. They aren't even technically married...which, I don't see what the big deal is...they will be with a few more signatures, however, it is hilarious that they got paid so much...for essentially, a party. What in the world? Ba.

Tonight's Shiz

Tonight's Premieres:
Animal Planet: Weird, True and Freaky at 9p; Lost Tapes at 10p
MTV: The Hills at 10p; The City at 1030p

Tonight's Finale:Discovery Channel: Swords at 9p

Da Hills

Are back tonight with Kristen Cava...whatever her name is. Listen, I do have it tivo'd. I don't know why I watch that crap...it's beyond comprehension, but, whatevs. Did you all see how much they make PER EPISODE?! Audrina makes 100 THOUSAND PER EPISODE. The most awesome thing about that is (reading further may make you super angry, proceed with caution) think of all the hard working people who don't make half of that in a year?! Teachers? I could list every job in America, I guaranteed they deserve more pay than Audrina Dead Behind the Eyes. Vom.

OUT

I'll be back in full swing bloggin style by tomorrow AM. x

2 Things

E! introduces three new ladies living in the Playboy Mansion as a new season of The Girls Next Door begins October 11 at 10p.

Okay, I get that people love pretending to be in the Playboy Mansion (joking, puh lease)...like watching it on TV makes them feel a part of the Playboy party. But, Hef is getting up there, I mean, he's at least 100. Does he really want a TV camera in his face? It's so weird to me, wrong even. Oh well. Hef probably doesn't even know what's going on...


























This is a glorious idea...Season three of A&E Network's real-life series Parking Wars is back starting October 6 at 10p. This new season follows employees of the Philadelphia Parking Authority in addition to those working for the Municipal Parking Department in Detroit.

Say What? There is a show about people giving parking tickets?!! WHAT?! I would definitely want my face blurred out if people new that I gave parking tickets for a living. Oh parking people, you've taken my money, caused such anxiety, and leave me paranoid about parking ANYWHERE. Thank you. Here's a tv show. Ridic.

Dear Prego Powers That Be,

May I please look like this if I'm blessed enough to have a babe? Wait, or now? May I look like Gisele now? Thanks. (Without the prego part, no rush on that)

Lots O Stuff Today

Tonight's Premieres:
CBS: Ghost Whisperer at 8p; Medium at 9p; Numb3rs at 10p
The CW: Smallville at 8p
FOX: Brothers at 8p; Dollhouse at 9p
NBC: Law & Order at 8p
National Geographic Channel: Rescue Ink at 10p

Tonight's Finales:
TLC: Making Over America with Trinny & Susannah at 8p; Masters of Reception at 10p

Saturday's Premieres:
CBS: 48 Hours Mystery at 10p
NBC: Saturday Night Live at 1130p

Sunday's Premieres:
TV One: Washington Watch with Roland Martin at 11a and 5p; Mario's Green House at 6p
ABC: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition at 7p; Desperate Housewives at 9p
Brothers & Sisters at 10p
CBS: 60 Minutes at 7p; The Amazing Race at 8p; Cold Case at 10p
FOX: The Simpsons at 8p; The Cleveland Show at 830p
Family Guy at 9p; American Dad at 930p
FUEL TV: Firsthand at 8p; The Adventures of Danny & The Dingo at 830p
Showtime: Dexter at 9p; Californication at 10p
WE tv: My Fair Wedding at 10p

Sunday's Finale:
MTV: Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew at 9p

Smile

It's Johnny Depp! This pic just makes me smile for some reason...so...cold...

It's Here LA!

Tonight's Premieres:
ABC: FlashForward at 8p; Grey's Anatomy at 9p
CBS: CSI at 9p; The Mentalist at 10p

GG Kills Me

Now that everyone on GG is super hot...hello Dan Humphrey?! I mean, is it his hair? I'm so confused. Mainly because I'm into the bald men, er, man...I'm into a bald man. Anyway, Dan and GEORGINA?! Give me a break. No! I don't think so! (Also because everyone know that irresponsible decisions are made from vodka, rum, etc...not beer! Beer doesn't make you kiss Georgina!) The only thing good about the episode was Serena's orange jumper and beaded vest, Blair's yellow shorts...and the touching Blair/Chuck moment at the end. Serena needs an AA. Attitude Adjustment. And, what's his face, Vanessa's new beau looks fake...did someone draw him and in a mad science experiment he came to life? I'll find out, no worries. Until next time GG, I'll continue being tortured.

More Fashion Week Past

Proenza Schouler equals the epitome of COOL. Very cool. Very skinny models.

Dear Halston, may I have one of these in every color? Your clothes are beyond beyond exquisite...each more beautiful than the previous...

In A Meeting

This just proves my maturity level has hovered around 10 years of age my entire life. In some situations. This morning, I'm sitting in a meeting, listening intently...or really doodling on my paper to stay awake. Whatever. Anyway, we have this show every year, station-endorsed and we were talking about possible sponsors, etc. The man in charge says "I love going after Dicks." Uh. OMG. Did anyone else hear that?! I frantically look around to see if anyone else is slightly smirking...not a single person. Not a wry giggle to be found. Dang. In my head I died. Because that's hilarious as far as I'm concerned. Dicks Sporting Goods is good stuff.

Sneaky Razzi

The paps got a pic of Rebecca Gayheart smokin a cig. Which only made news because she's prego. Apparently, Rebecca has had addiction problems..heroin, you name it...so, maybe a little smokey treat isn't all that bad? I mean, give her a break for a second. Haven't you seen Mad Men? Everyone smokes and has babies...I'm pretty sure my husbands mom smoked when she was pregnant and he has a good job, right? As a disclaimer, I will not be smoking during pregnancy..I may sneak one piece of sushi though.

Ch ch ch Check It OUT!

Tonight's Premieres:

Fuse: Hip Hop Shop at 7p
CBS: The New Adventures of Old Christine at 8p; Gary Unmarried at 830p;
Criminal Minds at 9p; CSI: NY at 10p
NBC: Mercy at 8p; Law & Order: SVU at 9p
ABC: Modern Family at 9p; Cougar Town at 930p; Eastwick at 10p
Fine Living Network: Whatever, Martha! at 9p

WOAH!

Have you guys seen this pic? This was the scene in Sydney Australia this morning! Apparently, there is a lot of dust...well, here's what the weather lady said:

"The reason for the dust is we had some really strong winds in the inland areas of NSW and in South Australia for a sustained period yesterday. That's lifted a whole lot of dust off the ground because it's quite dry out there, many of those areas are still drought affected…I've not seen anything like this before." She also pointed out that the reddish haze is expected to fade as the sun gets higher in the sky, changing from "a crimson red to orange by about 7am."

How crazy! We get some ridiculous looking smog/inversion in the valley, but this looks unreal!

You Know What This Means...

Besides a lot of margaritas on their tab, Slade and Gretchen are still going strong! Oh my. They are special. For some reason, this picture really is worth a thousand words.

Basically Confirmed

Khloe and her mama Kris were seen registering for wedding gifts at William Sonoma. Mazel tov kids.

Mathew Williamson

Here are two similar looks I love from his Spring 2010 collection. Gorg.

I Also Loved This

Chloe Sevigny's dress. Loved this one. Am not liking the clutch or her hair though. I know I didn't post any manly pics, but, they bore me a skosh.

Tonight New Stuff

Tonight's Premieres:
CBS: NCIS at 8p; NCIS: Los Angeles at 9p; The Good Wife at 10p
ABC: The Forgotten at 10p
Oxygen: The Naughty Kitchen with Chef Blythe Beck at 10p
TLC: Table for 12 at 10p

Dear Khloe,

I'm not sure the success rate of marriage after one month of dating is very high, just in case you didn't know. What's the rush? Maybe you should live together first or date long enough to get past the "i love everything" about you stage. It's only been 30 some days. Are you prego? Still no reason. Think it over. That's all. Your best interest in mind, cara...oh, PS-his t-shirts are dumb, which could be an indication of something more, just saying.

Vanessa, Give Me Your Shirt

Looking good on the set. Per usual. And your shoes...and Nate...and whatever else you don't "need."

Quote From My Husband

Last night before bed:
"Cara, Jessica's friends are really worried about her. She's going into a tailspin."
Me: "Jessica who?"
Disgusted look..."Simpson...duh....her dog was eaten!"

That's what happens when he clicks on the Entertainment header at cnn.com.
Thanks for the update, hope she's okay Lee.

Oooh JUICY!

One of the blind items on a gossip blog today claims that two a-list celebrities (one male, one female) paid for their dates to the Emmy's last night?! Ha. I wonder who? Any guesses? Plus, isn't it bizarro they paid people? Wouldn't you just say hey...I'm going to the Emmy's...wanna come? People are weird, I mean interesting.

Not So Glorious

I wonder who Victoria Rowell voted for: cool tablecloth tho. She ate Obama! I can see him right in her tummy!

Are you okay Padma? Your intestines are spilling out your dress!

Malora Hardin, hope you have fun at prom.

Sarah Silverman: Is this a joke? Because it's hilarious...this dress has amazing lines doesn't it? Lines of a walrus.

NeNe & A Jay

Did anyone else see that Nene was on the Emmy Red Carpet for E! last night? What in the world?! I'm sure the producers in their Emmy meetings were thinking "hmmm...what do the Emmy's need to make them POP? " Uh, let's get Nene from the Real Housewives of Atlanta here ASAP! Red Carpet with Jay from America's Next Top Model! YES! Oh child. And she came. Glad to see you Nene because there is one thing you ain't...and that's Kim. Phew.

Bookmark-Worthy

http://letshaveaballandbiscuit.blogspot.com/
This blog I check on the daily. KT from Nashville is pretty super. Great style, good pics, fun music. And she likes Chuck Bass. Duh.

Premieres

Tonight's Premieres:

ABC: Dancing with the Stars at 8p; Castle at 10p
CBS: How I Met Your Mother at 8p; Accidentally on Purpose at 830p;
Two and a Half Men at 9p; The Big Bang Theory at 930p; CSI: Miami at 10p
FOX: House at 8p
NBC: Heroes at 8p
Comedy Central: Scrubs (season 8) at 9p
Sundance Channel: Brick City at 10p
Travel Channel: Madventures at 10p

Love Lindsey Too

Love this dress. Although I would probably trip in it, still lovely.

EMMYS GARB

My best dressed goes to two stunning beauties. First, Heidi Klum for walking, weeerrrkkiingg, and owning the red carpet 80 months pregnant. Sometimes, I'm convinced she isn't even human. Second, January Jones. Flawless. I couldn't decide if her dress was futuristic in an effort of complete departure from her role as Bets on Mad Men...or if it was a newly inspired retro look to play on her role in Mad Men? Whatever it was, she looked fantastic. I was disappointed in Drew Barrymore...she looked gorg, but we've seen that dress 100 times. And Tina Fey. I would love her to wear something a skosh daring because I bet she'd look most glorious.

Really?!

Did you guys know that Amy Winehouse is 26? She looks...so...mature.

Drama!

The Style Network is getting in on the Bravo-ish esque drama of a glorious shat show. Style is headed to Dallas in its newest reality docu-series, Dallas Divas & Daughters to explore the idea that everything is indeed bigger in the Lone Star state. The new series, premiering October 4 at 8p, follows five socialite moms and their daughters while they battle to stay on top of the social scene. Oy vey. This sounds super catty, delish, and 20 ways wrong. But, I'll probably watch it once...or twice. I can't stop giggling at that black hat. What in the world?

The Weekend

Tonight's Premiere:
Starz: Crash at 10p
Tonight's Finale:
Syfy: Eureka at 9p
Sunday's Premieres:HBO: Curb Your Enthusiasm at 9p; Bored to Death at 930p
Sunday's Special:CBS: The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards at 8p

Plus, lotsa football. YESSS.

Swoon

Night and Day

Charlize in the early AM walking into Good Morning America. Perfection.

Lindsay, also in the AM looking like a puffy trash box.

Television Shiz

Tonight's Premieres:
FOX: Bones at 8p; Fringe at 9p
CBS: Survivor: Samoa at 8p
NBC: Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday at 8p; Parks & Recreation at 830p; The Office at 9p; Community at 930p
Food Network: Extreme Cuisine with Jeff Corwin at 9p
FX: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10p; Archer (sneak preview) at 10

Busy Day

I was so busy because this morning I did the cooking segment on our morning show! It was fun. I'll post the link if they put it on the website ASAP. In case anyone cares...

GG, TOTES A

That means, Gossip Girl, Totes Awesome. Is it just me or are all the clothes insane and Chuck got super over it HOT?! What in the world? How much milk he be drinking? Jk. Kinda. And the clothes? I love me a maxi dress and there were about 4 good ones to choose from...and the frilly purple frock of Blairs, loved. Otherwise it was kinda boring.

Delayed

Been really busy today! But, here is some shizzz to watch tonight if you need the rundown:

Tonight's Premieres:
The CW: The Beautiful Life at 9p
Bravo: Launch My Line at 10p
HISTORY: MysteryQuest at 10p

Tonight's Finales:
NBC: America's Got Talent at 8p
TLC: Truth Be Told at 9p
TNT: Dark Blue at 10p

This Is Just Funny

"I had a chance, a serious chance." My husband. I mean, this picture is hilar. For sure. It is reminiscent of the end of Beetlejuice when the dust is sprinkled on his head, thus shrinking it into a tiny pea...is that mean? They look similar is all.

Tonight Some TV

Tonight's Premiere:
NBC: The Biggest Loser at 8p

Tonight's Finales:
FOX: More to Love at 8p
CBS: Big Brother at 9p
ABC: Shaq Vs. at 9p; Primetime: Family Secrets at 1001p
A&E Network: The Cleaner at 10p
Oxygen: Addicted to Beauty at 10p

Rafael!

RAFAEL Nadal has a girlfriend, but it didn't stop him from flirting with Shakira the other night. According to the New York Post, before his loss in the US Open semi-final, the Spanish ace -- who's been dating high school sweetheart Maria Francisca Perello, for three years -- was at Nobu Tribeca, where the Colombian pop star was promoting her new album, "She-Wolf." "They were each there with a friend, but once they started talking, they moved to a table alone for some privacy," said one witness. "There was flirting going on." Uh, WHAT?! I thought they both had significant others. I mean, I'd probably flirt with Rafael or Shakira for that matter...so, I won't pass judgement. Have you seen her She-Wolf video? YOWZA. (That's right, I said YOWZA)

After PAAAARRRTY

The VMA afterpartys drew a gaggle of celebs. I just wanted to show this pic for Rihanna's hot outfit. LOVE.

Quotes From My Husband

This is a new addition to my blog because some of the things that are said are too funny not to share...

Lee last weekend says: "You look like Sharon Stone...at the end of Casino." Thanks honey. At the end enddd...??!

Obviously, I don't look anything like Sharon Stone...I'd take it I think...well, maybe not at the end of Casino, but, the good years.

Addition to Previous JLO Post

I forgot to mention the shoes. O.M.G. JENNIFER! I don't care what block you come from, not acceptable. (They look like dressy CROCS) I'm the biggest flat fan ever, but to the VMA's...no heels? On her? I'm deeply disturbed by this.

TONIGHT! She's HERE!

Tonight's Premieres:

Fine Living Network: Have Fork Will Travel at 5p

ESPN: Monday Night Football at 7p

ABC Family: Lincoln Heights at 8p

The CW: One Tree Hill at 8p; Gossip Girl at 9p

NBC: The Jay Leno Show at 10p

VH1: Eddie Griffin: Going for Broke at 10p

GG all new this eve! GASP.

Uh...

Who's dogs are those?! Gimme gimme gimme...precious!! Frank? Shia? Jealous. I just want ONE! Oh, there are 4 of them...I can barely stand it!

This Is Not Cute

J Lo, I like your willingness to be different...but this get up is a travesty. It's not cute. It looks like a peach crushed velour contraption that wasn't 'edited' properly. No part of this outfit is okay. The earrings? Barfing. Shoes? Vom. Arm candy? Double vom. What in the world Jenny!? You can do better! When was the moment when she was like 'oh yeah...this is hottt!' I hope she was drunk.

Weekend Shiz

There was a fair share of drama over the weekend...from Serena going a little bananas to Kanye having a seizure during the VMA's. But, what I want to ask is did anyone see the Latoya Jackson/Barbara Walter's interview? I mean, she's a skosh cookoo! What in the world? Speaking of Michael however, the tribute to him at the start of the VMA's with Madonna and Janet was fieerrrccceee! (finger waving-shoulder bouncing fierce) I could barely watch it because I'm a baby and cry at everything glorious, bad, or indifferent. That's just how it is. Happy Monday friends.

Who Da Thought?

Friday Fun Fact: Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Over The Weekend...

Tonight's Premieres:
BBC America: Friday Night with Jonathan Ross at 9p
TLC: Say Yes to the Dress at 9p

Saturday's Premieres:
FOX: Cops at 8p; America's Most Wanted at 9p
BBC America: Robin Hood at 9p
WE tv: The Locator at 9p; Adoption Diaries at 10p

Sunday's Premieres:
NBC: Football Night in America at 7p...Sunday Night Football at 815p

Sunday's Finales:
FOX: King of the Hill (series finale) at 8p
HBO: True Blood at 9p; Hung at 10p
CBS: There Goes the Neighborhood at 10p
HGTV: HGTV Design Star at 10p

Lookin Good Chicas

Love Drew's 2nd look. Drew and Ellen Page (she looks fierce!) in October's Marie Claire for the upcoming movie, Whip It!