Happy Halloween

From your friends at Toddlers & Tiaras, Sharon and Sherry Sprinkle

I Love This Weekend...

I promise I will post some pics because Lee and I are ridiculous this weekend. For sure. Work.

Chelsea!

Chelsea Handler is nude in Playboy this month. I was going to make a vodka joke but it seems weird. Happy Holidays!

Adam Lambert Album Cover

I know not everyone loves his album cover, but who cares? I think it's FANTASTIC. I love 80's gender bending glam rock over the top campy stuff, so, this is most glorious to me. Jealous.

Too Funny

These geniuses in Iowa were arrested for attempted burglary. Apparently they didn't have time to make it to WalMart to get ski masks, so they Sharpied their faces. Brilliant dudes. I can barely see your faces. Ba haha.

Pretttttyyyy

I wouldn't be mad if any one of you wanted to give me your dress? Anyone? Jessica? (middle) Thanks doll.

Brittany Murphy

Someone playing dress up? Huh. She's interesting...love the skinny belt over the coat-tie-dye-scarf-crazy print-high-voltage-makeup-satin-trim glorious-ness. What in the world B Murph? You need Alicia to give you a makeover, no?

This Is It #2

Cory and Susie are getting divorced. She filed yesterday. One of my favorite all-time reality moments is him singing to her on Valentines Day. It brought me such joy to watch...I dododododododoodododobee dooo da do I luuuuvvv youuuuu....If it's on YouTube, watch it. Oh my gawwwd hilar. He's spitting all over her face, she's crying, it's magic.

This Is It

I don't know what to think about the Michael Jackson "This Is It" movie. I think that his family, or whomever knows him best should be making the right decisions on what HE would've wanted and I don't think that anyone is really. It's pretty gross. Whatever. All these peeps came out to support MJ. Oh, and be seen on the red carpet, regardless, sad. PS-Ashley Tisdale looks cute

Who?

Who this be? Ru Paul? A former Spice Girl? Ding ding. That's right, it's Mel B. Wow.

New Face on GG

Actress Sherri Saum is headed to Manhattan, more specifically the set of Gossip Girl. Her character, Holland Mercer, will play a high powered bizznass woman turned trophy-wife. More importantly, she is there to stir things up between Lily and Rufus. I'm already obsessed with her hair.

More Bravo News

Bravo gained a new culinary competition series, taking the sweet side in Top Chef: Just Desserts, a spinoff of Top Chef. The series will follow pastry chefs as they battle against each other in a series of challenges. Magical Elves will produce Top Chef: Just Desserts and Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz (Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Project Runway and Top Design) and Casey Kriley will all executive produce. Milk it!

What?! PEOPLE!

I mean, some things just leave me speechless. This is Noah Cyrus, Miley's little sister. SHE IS 9 YEARS OLD.

Sarsly?

I don't know why everyone thinks they want to see Levi Johnston's peen in Playgirl. A publicist for the magazine said "We are trying to get the pictures out for the holidays!" Uh, is she serious? Nothing says Happy Holidays like a nudey pic of Levi Johnston! I can already see the layout...something with him wrapped in an American Flag...or with a gun, cough. Oh my.

Ivanka Weds

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner got married this past weekend at her dads golf course in Bedminster, NJ. She seems so together in interviews, etc. And obviously Gorgeous! Congrats.

Morning

Hope everyone had a good weekend. I'll get to posting ASAP.

Thank You BRAVO!

Bravo announced it renewed Top Chef Masters for a second season, the series where well-known chefs battle each other in weekly challenges. The final winning chef gains the title of "Top Chef Master" and a prize for the charity of their choice. Kelly Choi, food journalist, will continue to host the series and those back at the Critic's Table include restaurant critic Gael Greene, culinary expert James Oseland and food critic Jay Rayner along with Top Chef series judge Gail Simmons joining this new season. This show is excellent. James Oseland is a rare delicacy that dances on your tongue. Well, not really but he says awesome ridiculous food referenced sentences all the time. It's high larious. Can't wait.

Pics & Costumes

2 things: I will download personal pics to share soon. I am officially the worst picture taker ever.
Secondly, Lee and I may have the best Halloween costume idea in at least a 3 block radius.

If Ya Need To Know

Tonight's Premieres:
ABC: SuperNanny at 8p
USA Network: White Collar at 10p

Sunday's Premiere:
PBS: Nature at 8p (check local listings)

Sunday's Finales:
MTV: P. Diddy's Starmaker at 10p
VH1: My Antonio at 10p

Travel Chic

Look at Gwen working even the airport security line. Oh hey, is that Michael Phelps in the background?

Your Moment of Zen

Courtesy of Bret Michaels. (I'm assuming this is for Celebrity Apprentice which is filming in NYC...probably trying to sell hotdogs or donuts or something)

Dear Jessica,

Don't do it, er him.

Don't Be Tardy...

For the party...

Real Housewives of Atlanta Finale tonight. The vapid and awful Sheree is having her fashion show, Nene and Kandi get into a fight, and Kim changes her wig. I know, it's intense. Ba.

Oh My

Does anyone besides me and Cynthia (CCC=constant childhood companion) remember most lines to Wayne's World? Well, this picture has me reenacting the scene where Stacey wrecks her bike into a parked car. Instead of Wayne...it goes something like this..."Ryan....hiiii Ryan...." and then our eyes connect...and I crash into a car.

Dev & Freida

Oh, love. They even match kinda...give me your boots...and your jeans...and your jacket...(You can keep your man and your scarf)

Blake=Fierce

I wanted to show this pic because Blake Lively DOES NOT HAVE A STYLIST. And, for the most part, she usually looks great. I often wonder why celebs have stylists...wouldn't picking out the clothes, getting big boxes from designers be so fun?! One would think. Well done Blake.

Steven Seagal...COP MAN!

A&E is ready to premiere Steven Seagal Lawman, the network's new real-life series documenting action movie star Seagal's other life as a fully-commissioned deputy working with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. The series will open December 2 at 10p with back-to-back episodes. ITV Studios (formerly Granada America) and Steamroller Productions produce the series for A&E. -Cynopsis

Have you guys seen the premieres for this? It is hilarious. Steven Seagal runs around and bangs peoples heads into cars...you know, regular cop things, with his cop guns...I may just have to watch this for the high hilarity factor.

Dammit BLAIR!

I just caught up on my GG, and I knew this day would come, but it still doesn't make me any more prepared for it...Chuck and Blair go their separate ways. Dammit Blair! What the hell!? You weren't thinking much, of that I'm sure. Sigh. Chuck was looking extra dreamy last night too. GG, you really know how to get me. Hot man on man kiss I spose...coulda been hotter...FYI...

Shakira & Elle Ladies Who Lunch

Look at Shakira's waist! Ay papi! It's so tiny! She does look a little hungry...

Robin Wright Penn looks amazing. As always, so does the lovely Diane K...cept I woulda done opaque tights, but, she's Diane so she can do whatever. Katie Holmes is probably perfectly lovely and happy...but she always looks brainwashed-lights-not-on-dead-behind the eyes sometimes? Weird. Also, Renee, WTF?

Fame Whores

These two are ridiculous. I'm mad that her name is LeAnn. She's defacing a good name that belongs to good people. Oh my goodness! Paparazzi at Katsuya in Hollywood? Give me a break you trash boxes. Although her dress is from Urban Outfitters and I like it...dangit.

Things May Get Weird

But, I swear, sometimes I can smell people over the phone.

Recession Sma-session!

No one is immune to the Apple factor I guess: Per Cynopsis today:

Despite the recession, Apple reported what it's calling its most profitable quarter ever during FY Q4 '09, posting revenue of $9.87 billion and net quarterly profit of $1.67 billion, up 45% y/y. The company sold a record 7.4 million iPhones (+70% over previous quarter), 3.05 million Mac computers and 10.2 million iPods across the globe.

The hubby and I are saving for a Macbook, so, I get the stats, just insane considering everything else going on in the economy. Billions in profit, huh? Justin Long should totally get a raise.

Flipping Out

Tonight's Finales:

ABC: Shark Tank at 8p

Bravo: Flipping Out at 10p **Jeff Lewis looks like a guy I used to date...or reminds me of him? Both gay too. Kind of wasted my time on that one.

Great, Just Great

The Hoff has a reality show. Coming soon to A&E. Barf. (alcohol induced in this case)

The Ladies of Celeb Apprentice

I did watch a little of last seasons Celebrity Apprentice. I did. It's not technically a crime, but whatevs. Here are the new lady celebs, so, I was trying to see if I knew who they all are: Hmmm...first lady looks familiar, but can't think of her name...no idea...Holly Robinson-Peete (Hangin with Mr Cooper, duh), Eddie Murphy's ex wife?, (why is she famous?), Sharon Osbourne, The Cyndi Lauper, and is that Paula Poundstone? Oh, wait it's Carol Leifer...she's a comedian, turned lesbian and always tells this funny joke about how her parents were more upset that she didn't marry a Jewish man than when she told them she was actually gay at 45 years of age. But, her wife is Jewish. Love that story. Her parents could care less...oh, wait, you didn't ask, just extra info in case you are ever on Jeopardy or something...she is also the real person Elaine from Seinfeld was molded after. Dance!

Not In Character

Depp & Richards. This makes me smile.

Ha Ha

Paris Hilton got another movie role! Say what? Well, she plays herself, so...take that for what it is. She will appear alongside Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L Jackson and Eva Mendes in the cop-action comedy "The Other Guys," now shooting in New York. Apparently she had some demands in her contract..

"The producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands -- including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she's ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka -- all for just one day on the set. "

Now that is funny.

Cool Fact! Cool Fact!

Friday Fun Fact: A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbook can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

NYC Real Housewives Update

Because I know you are dying to know...ch ch check it out! They are adding more dramz by adding more chicas...gotta keep up with those OC, Atlanta, and New Jersey betches!

Bravo's season three of The Real Housewives of New York City features the new "housewives" Sonja Morgan and Jennifer Gilbert, joining Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Bethenny Frankel, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, Alex McCord, Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin. Former model Morgan is a regular fixture in New York City society circles while Gilbert is a busy career woman who owns and operates the company Save the Date and is a co-owner of Portamee. Production has started on the third season with new episodes set to debut next year; Shed Media U.S. produces.

For The Weekend

I'll be hanging down south camping, but here's some new stuff if you need to know...

Tonight's Premieres:
ABC: Ugly Betty at 8p
Discovery Channel: Lobsterman at 10p
Retirement Living TV: The Florence Henderson Show at 10p
Fine Living Network: Bartender Wars at 1030p

Tonight's Finale:USA Network: Psych at 10p
Saturday's Premiere:Investigation Discovery: Head Games at 9p

Sunday's Premieres:
IFC: Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut) at 9p nightly (as part of a week-long "Python-a-thon" through Friday)
Discovery Channel: Storm Chasers at 10p
Investigation Discovery: On the Case with Paula Zahn at 10p
Cartoon Network: The Venture Bros. at 12a

Ginnifer Goodwin

Looks FIERCE. Love her. (she should ditch the toupee though)

George Clooney...looks old. And Kevin Spacey looks...like Kevin Spacey.

More Pics GG

Blake and Chase filming scenes for Gossip Girl. I thought her dog was stuffed...but that's her little puppy Penny! So cute! Give her to me.

30 Rock Tonight!

Tonight's Premiere:

NBC: 30 Rock at 930p

Tonight's Finales:

MTV: Bully Beatdown at 930p; Nitro Circus at 10p; Pranked at 1030p

Say It Aint So...

I don't see how anyone could say Joe Jackson is mean. He oozes big teddy bear, doesn't he? He scares me! Btw, his suit looks like it cost a small fortune.

Ce Bareful

Bai Ling. You're just begging for Jon Gosselin to woo you with his charm and grace...your dress is a tractor beam straight to the d bag. Just sayin..

Oh No They Didn't...

Guess who the NEW BACHELOR IS?!! Nope, not Kypton...oh, no not Mike either. It's the super witty, highly entertaining JAKE PAVELKA. What in the world??!! I realize that with his job of being a pilot, it's very easy for producers to come up with catchy phrases and puns to promote the show. Case in point: "The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love" is the official name for this season. Vom is rising a skosh in my throat. I'm hoping I'm wrong and that he is hilarious, smart...I suppose he is handsome. I don't know. He seemed socially awkward to me? Well, good luck Jake. I think you are better than Ed at least.

My Winter Coat

My mother says to me on the phone a week or so ago, "You are at the age where you should have a few very nice coats to wear during the winter, not just one you wear all the time." Uh, okay. Yes mother! I couldn't agree more, although my lifestyle, eh, paycheck doesn't agree with her statement, I like her thought process. She's hilarious. I found a great coat from one of my fave websites Modcloth.com. It was affordable, has great lining, and comes in green too.

Cherished

Madonna looking reminiscent of the 90's on the cover of Rolling Stone. She looks beautiful here...n the article she talks about her early musical experiences:

"My first show was David Bowie. My second show was Elton John. And my third was Bob Marley! Not bad, right?"

Not bad. I'm jealous. I worshipped Madonna in the 80's..along with Janet, Whitney, and Paula (the last one is a little weak, but, whatevs)...forever my girls, for sure.

Last Season of Nip/Tuck

Tonight's Premieres:

BBC America: Mary Queen of Shops at 9p
FX: Nip/Tuck at 10p
National Geographic Channel: Alaska State Troopers at 10p

Love Love

I love Catherine Keener. Spike Jonze is cool too. He was on NPR today talking about his new movie Where The Wild Things Are. Sounds brillz. And the main character Max is a normal kid from Portland who discovered he could act along the likes of Ms Keener. Awesome.