Bachelorette Recap

I don't know if the 'men' on the Bachelorette are highly educated in "crazy soundbites 101" but they sure act like they all have advanced degrees. "I got this tatoo to be a man" says Kasey to Frank. Because nothing says MAN like a heart wrapped around a shield. He also said "I like feeling pain." And on and on about his ginormous heart. After every scene Kasey was in it was like a director yelled "CUT!" He's so Young & The Restless. It is sad that he gets left by his lonesome on a glacier. I was hoping his big heart could take it. Uh, also, why did Kasey have to wear a blue onesy snow suit? That's just mean. Real men wear onesies? Anyway, good luck to Kasey and his quest for a puppy. I mean lady friend. Sounds like he wants a puppy though, doesn't it? Also, it's super great when the 'men' use their surroundings to describe how they feel. Last night, Rated R said he had his own little volcano brewing. Uh, gross. Does anyone notice how he never references Ali? Ever. Oh, wait, he did say he wanted to win her and swing her around like a heavyweight belt. So, I guess he loves her then, my fault. I also realized last night that Frank sorta looks like my ex. And by my ex I mean Andy Roddick. Well, his ugly (shorter) brother at least. Moving on. Ali got a little tipsy in that big bath they all took together, er, pond pool, whatevs. This led to a Bob Guinney-esque behavior from Ali and she just wanted to kiss everybody. Was anyone surprised at who went home? I think his name was Chris and I only say that because the odds are high since there were about 4 Chris's at the beginning. He really blew my mind with his "I like Mexican food" statement too. Where do they find these people? I do have to give credit to Craig though, his self inked tat was hilarious. Good job Craig. The only other time I've noticed him was during episode 2 (I believe) when he is drinking straight out of a champagne bottle in the background. Hilariously ridiculous. I'm starting to think that Ali may not pick anyone though. Just a feeling. Until next week.