Jump In, Stay A While

I realize I'm a week behind, but I just finished watching this weeks Bachelorette. OMG. First things first--Why did Ali look like she lost about 10 pounds in a week? Not that she needed to lost weight, but, she was obviously thinner. Rumor is that they stopped production to put her on a quick-slim diet. (Probably from GOOP) Not sure if I believe it, but, she did look thinner and less coifed and most importantly less extensiony. (You know what I mean, there are glorious extensions, Ali's not so good) Also, super jealous that she got a wardrobe rack that Hal Rubenstein picked out for her. But, she has to date Kasey. Even. I will address the Kasey situation for a minute. First of all, if some dude told me that "I was the one" and he loves me because "well, you're Ali" uh, RED FLAG. Look Kasey, you aren't going to get me in the sack and you've known me 3 days...what's with all these pickup lines? Is he in a perpetual bar where "What is Looove" is blaring in the background? And the tattoo was just stupid. Even more stupid were the dudes that thought he randomly got a 3rd degree burn and that's why he was gone all day. Right. Did he burn his arm on his curling iron? Also, it's so blatantly obvious that Rated R could care less about Ali. Uh, shave your face. You're dirty. And I'm not falling for all that sweet talk about your granny. This episode did make me believe that I like Ali now. Her face on a couple of occasions was hilarious. Why did everyone still want to make out with Ali when she was sick? I like Kirk. I think he's super genuine, but he kissed her when she was all sicky. Chris from Cape Cod. The producers did a great job making all of us love him on Monday, which, I'm sure was easy to do. And Roberto. How obvious is it that she is a permanent resident in Swoon City for this guy? If things don't work out with Ali, he should totally be in a Crest commercial. Also, does anyone know who that man is with the big lips and beady eyes? Does he speak? I'm confused. He's probably just waiting for his moment like Kasey. We had to say goodbye to Jesse (eye candy) and The Weatherman. Do you think he still has his job in Houston? Well, rumor is he will be on the new show that puts previous contestants all together for their 2nd chance at love...and to win some monies a la RW/RR Challenge. More to come on that in a minute.