Who was the hottest beach bum over the weekend? Hope you all had a nice Memorial Day. Chase was with Rachel Uchitel, so, he's automatically out. (I'm sorry, I can't let it go) Jeremy Piven is a dirty perv. Plus, not only does he have a trillion hair plugs, he also has a toupee. That's right. Who cares Pivey?! Be a real man and shave it off. What's left of it anyway. I'm going to have to go with BAG or John Legend. Probably John Legend because even if he's a lil mooby, he can sing, so, that trumps a moob. For sure.

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