You know, the little story about Bret Michael's being pulled over in his tour bus. Drugs were found. This incident happened in my home state of Indiana. No Arrests were made, but, the drug bust was labeled as a Schedule II, which means (likely) coke and meth. I'm going to go ahead and treat this like a reality show I think is, well, really real thus choosing to believe only what I want to. I'm sure those weren't Bret's drugs, right? (Say it with me.) He had a brain hemmorhage for crying out loud. I know for a fact his doc would not prescribe meth. It was probably that big goofy guy on Rock of Love. What was his name? Amber? Big Mike? Yeah, it was probably his.


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