Sue Sylvester Has The Best Lines

Whomever writes for Sue Sylvester, the Adidas clad, class ring wearing lesbian on GLEE is a genius. She's the best character EVER. Some good ones from the Britney episode:

"It's a Britney Spears sex riot."

"You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom...I'll see you in court..."

Ha. Hilarious.

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Brad and Rachel have split up. Amicably, unlike the Taylor fiasco last year, which, was played out on the Rachel Zoe Project for all the world to see. Or, the 500 people that watch that show, whatevs. Apparently, this one was a lot smoother:

“I love Rachel and she’s taught me everything I know,” Goreski, 33, tells PEOPLE exclusively. “But there’s a point where either I do it now or I’ll never know what it’s like to spread my wings and soar.” Good for him. I did love watching the cute stylish Brad on the show though. Oh well. Maybe RZ can finally have that baby she's been talking about...

Morning Sunshine

RR at LAX. Hey Ryyaaaannn...hiiiii.

Rachel Bilson is cute. Love this jacket and her shoes. Give em to me. She's in a new show this season called Ghost Angels.

I Posted The WAY SKINNY

I post the lookin good lady. Keep it up T.

Hi There

Oh heyyyy James Gandolfini and Natalie Cole...whatcha guys doin? Hangin out? This is weird.

La La La La La La

Joey McIntrye! He doesn't look the same as he did on my big jumbo button, but, he still looks good right? Yeah Joey. Werrrk it out.

Thanks Tiffani

Tiffani Amber Theisen gave an interview to US Weekly about losing her baby weight and it's NORMAL! She seems honest and open about how it takes a lot of WORK to lose baby weight. I'll admit, one of my fears about getting pregnant is the whole gaining 50-60 pounds. I know it's completely ridiculous and I feel as bananas as Rachel Zoe saying it. But, whatever--it's how I feel. The positive side is having a beautiful child, giving life, being parents, etc. So, that's a lot of good stuff. Whatevs. Ha. Here is an excerpt from the sweet Ms T:

"It takes some time, but I'm doing my best," Thiessen, 36, told UsMagazine.com at the Juno Baby Celebrity Launch in NYC Saturday. "I had a really nice pregnancy. Knock on wood if we have others it'll be the same."
How does the White Collar star, who gained 50 pounds while pregnant, plan to drop the final 20 pounds?

"I work out with my trainer here in New York, and then soon as I finish the show next week, I go back to L.A. and I'll work out with my trainer there," she said. "My goal is to be back where I was at the end of the year."

To slim down, the actress -- who exercises up to five days a week -- began varying her workout routine after welcoming daughter Harper Renn with husband Brady Smith.

"I was a runner before and I just started running again," she told Us. "And I do weight training, yoga and Pilates. I mix it up because I get so bored. I like to do a variety of stuff."

"Give yourself a break! Give yourself time," she said. "They say it takes a year [to get back in shape], and sometimes it does, so don't stress about it."

Just Because

Ryan G filming his new movie, DRIVE.

The Reason

I'm behind on GG, Real Housewives, really all of my guilty (not really) trashy reality TV shows is Dexter. Lee and I can't stop watching it. It's so good. Like Breaking Bad, the acting is amazing, the storyline somewhat plausible, and the concept, well, weirdly interesting. Since we just started watching a few weeks ago we are only into Season 3. Season 5 just started last night to the best season debut for a series on Showtime in 15 years. Impressive, just like Dexter.

Daily Brit

Britney photos of her daily shopping-coffee runs. I choose to post this today because her GLEE episode is on tonight. I wish Anthony was here so we could sing and dress up in red leather jumpsuits. Oh well.

Lind-No-Sanity

I will not be posting the vile pics of Ms Lohan splashed all over the Internet allegedly shooting heroin and making out with Paris Hilton, but, seriously,  Dina Lohan! I'm talking to you: Will you defend her now? Are you that sick that you'll put your daughter in danger so you can get your yellow roots touched up and your orange glow just right? I think rock bottom for anyone would be when you start making out with Paris Hilton. You should go to jail for that alone. I've sent Lindsay Lohan to jail about 8 times in the past week. Obviously I have no judicial merit, but, come on people-keep her behind bars because she keeps VIOLATING THE LAW. Not because 'she'll never learn' which is true, but more so because she is breaking the law. That's all. If I were showing even one billionth percent of the entitlement that Lindsay feels, my mother would send me to jail. No questions even. Just jail. Dina needs her ass kicked. Sigh.

Split

George Lopez has filed for divorce from his wife of over 17 years, Ann Lopez. Why is this post-worthy? Well, because back in 2005 Ann gave George one of her kidneys. Yep. Do you think he wondered what would be the apropriate time to stay with someone after they give you A KIDNEY! George, it's not like she leant you her toothbrush, or let you get into bed without showering (g-rosss) she gave you a vital organ necessary to live. Otherwise you'd be attached to a blood filtering machine for 4 hours mulitple times a day. There better be a good reason.

Christina On The Red Carpet

Looking orange. And weird. What's going on here?

TV News

HISTORY is doing a spin-off series called Rusty Nails based on its reality show Pawn Stars. In Rusty Nails, restoration expert Rick Dale along with his staff and teenage son restores previously trashed articles bringing them back to life. Dale also is owner of Rick's Restorations in Las Vegas, the store where the Pawn Stars' team takes antiques for repair. HISTORY gave the show eight half-hour episodes opening October 25.

Lauren Conrad (The Hills) is due back on MTV in a new reality show. Conrad will star in a docu-series with her aspiring fashion design career as the focus.

CNN Newsroom presents a week-long series, Eatocracy: Mind, Body and Wallet that will focus on healthy eating. The series will take an in-depth look at the diets of Americans, what kids eat in school, food fears, healthy food and food myths and reality. Sounds good. See below for bacon infused guacomole.

Who Woulda Thought?

I just read this headline: "Bacon Guacomole Is Pretty Amazing." Uh, really? I've never had bacon guacomole but I've got a feeling it is pretty amazing. Great. Now I'm going to be thinking about getting my hands on some guacomole all day. Yum. I'm doomed for a sodium-fueled-messy-awesome-fat-filled trip to Cafe Rio and it's not even 9am yet. 

A Hug From Grandma

There's nothing better than a hug from your grandma. When you're little and your mother says that grandma is coming to stay, or we were making the trip to grandma's, it was always a treat. I'd get Prego sauce with extra sugar (over spaghetti, this lady is a genius!) there was a huge candy drawer, (uh, I don't think 'candy' ever crossed the threshold into my parents home) and so many games played and orchestrated by my cousins and I. My grandma passed away yesterday. She'd been sick for awhile, so, the attitude towards her death is one of completion. It's still sad. I'm still crying. And I'm still thinking of her and how she unknowingly said the funniest things and was still beautiful at nearly 90 years old. There is an old black and white photo of her on a hallway upstairs in my parents house and she is so pretty I'd always find myself staring at it. She looked like a glamourous movie star. Or, as she told me one day, "All the boys liked me, they said I was stacked." Ha. Okay grandma. And she'd giggle and I'd think that she had all of them waiting on her hand and foot. My grandfather passed away (my mother's parents died while I was in college, characters all their own) when I was 1. So, they are finally together holding hands and catching up on lost time. What a lovely picture I can carry with me and after the sadness goes away, I can smile.

Memory Lane

Well, here's all of  Lindsay's mugshots. Most recent far left (see below).  I can see what you mean Dina, she is obviously being ridiculed and unfairly charged, you know, in life. She should be arrested for the spray tan alone in mugshot #3. This is sad. It doesn't take a genius to see that she's a hard core drug user. If you can't tell by her face, just look at her hair. There is no way she paid anyone for those 'highlights.' The more I think of it, Dina should be arrested too. Child neglect and subsequent abuse. Er, whatever. Just lock her up, I don't care for what.

Lohan's Mugshot

I'm glad she's in jail, but, this post is about her ridiculous lip injections. Really? They look ridiculous.

Cheater's Unite!

Who do you think is the bigger skank?

More Top Chef

When Season 8 of Top Chef premieres there will be a new judge: Anthony Bourdain. He will join Padma, Tom, and Gail.

TV Weekend

Tonight's Premieres:

CBS: Medium at 8p; CSI: NY at 9p; Blue Bloods at 10p The CW: Smallville at 8p; Supernatural at 9p

NBC: Dateline at 8p

Food Network: Meat & Potatoes at 10p

Saturday's Premieres:

Syndication Premieres: American Dad; Treasure Hunter's Roadshow, Elvira's Movie Macabre: Night of the Living Dead (check local listings) Cooking Channel: Rachael Ray's Week in a Day at 3p

CBS: 48 Hours Mystery at 10p

NBC: Saturday Night Live at 1129p

Sunday's Premieres:

ABC: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition at 7p; Desperate Housewives at 9p; Brothers & Sisters at 10p

CBS: 60 Minutes at 730p; The Amazing Race at 830p; Undercover Boss at 10p

FOX: The Simpsons at 8p; The Cleveland Show at 830p; Family Guy at 9p

PBS: Nature at 8p

Showtime: Dexter at 9p

HBO: Bored to Death at 10p; Eastbound & Down at 1030p

TLC: Sister Wives at 10p

Sunday's Finales:

Food Network: Aarti Party at 12p

HGTV: All-American Handyman at 9p

Fuel TV: Built to Shred at 1030p

YES DEXTER. Need to watch Season 2 & 3. Then ready to catch up with the regulars.

Cute N Prego

Christina Applegate and her cute fiancé Martyn LeNoble.

OH HAPPY FRIDAY!

A little GG for Friday morn.

Sister Wives-New On TLC

While a real life "Big Love" sounds intriguing, I'm slightly annoyed because people's current perception of Utah is that everyone has 5 wives and Mormons have horns. First, polygamists are not Mormons/Latter Day Saints, they are fundamentalist 'Mormons,' which, is different. Second, Salt Lake City is like any other big city, but better in my opinion because it's beyond gorgeous and the weather is amazing. I'm from the midwest, so, amazing is relative. Third, Mormons/LDS folk are actually really nice glorious people. Are you shocked yet? It's crazy, I know. Try to stay with me. I mean, they don't drink coffee, which would be a deal-breaker for me alone, but, that's why they are better than me. Just like my Hindu friends don't eat meat. Must focus, sorry. Back to Sister Wives perpetuating the stereotype in Utah, which, I'm sure it will do, however it does look pretty interesting. Here is an awesome quote from Meri (the legal wife) about their 'sleeping arrangements':

"Christine and Janelle and I each have our own bedrooms, and Kody is welcome in each of those bedrooms. Alone. That's just how it is, we don't go weird."

Oh good. Wouldn't want things to 'get weird.' Ha.

Top Chef Season 8

The Top Chef Reunion was last night. I haven't watched yet, but they announced the next season will be past contestants we all loved...or hated. Anyway, I think it's a good time to bring back some oldies yet goodies. I'm already rooting for Dale, Fabio...and Tiffany from last season.

Elia Aboumrad, season two (final four)

Stephen Asprinio, season one (top five)

Richard Blais, season four (finalist)

Jennifer Carroll, season six (final four)

Tiffany Derry, season seven (top five)

Tiffani Faison, season one (finalist)

Carla Hal, season five (finalist)

Mike Isabella, season six (top seven)

Jamie Lauren, season five (top seven)

Dale Levitski, season three (finalist)

Antonia Lofaso, season four (final four)

Spike Mendelsohn, season four (top five)

Angelo Sosa, season seven (finalist)

Dale Talde, season four (top six)

Casey Thompson, season three (finalist and fan favorite)

Marcel Vigneron, season two (finalist)

Fabio Viviani, season five (final four and fan favorite)

Tre Wilcox, season three (top eight)

AI ANNOUNCED

New judges. Plus Randy. And Ryan. I hope they get some good kids this year, otherwise, it's not worth watching anyway. People will probably tune in out of initial curiousity but it won't last long if the chemistry is not there. Just sayin. I still miss Paula.

Different Day

More cute RG in his vintage Indianapolis 500 tee.

This Is Horrible

First, who cares? She's 4. Secondly, leave the sweet kid alone. This is horrible Life & Style, as my mother would say, get a grip. Seriously. Awful.

This Is Just Funny

OMG-BREAKING NEWS!

Well, not really. But I just heard about it. ABC's The Bachelor is in talks to bringing back Brad Womack for next season!! Say what?! I actually think it's brilliant. The women of America formed some pretty strong opinions about Brad during his season when he didn't end up choosing either chick. Ballsy. Anyway, we may get to see him try his chance at 'love' again. Interesting. Do it.

This Week's PEOPLE

Huh. Do you think Ashton cheats? I'm not sure. I think they both need each other in a Hollywood kinda way, but, that this might be bogus. Not sure. And to be honest, I don't really care all that much. What I do care about is that Demi, at 47, looks ridiculous. Werrrkkk it out girl. Shoot.

Casting Call

ABC News' Good Morning America is conducting a nationwide search for an advice guru to fill a full-time, on-air position. GMA is looking for a person who has made a career out of helping people with life's issues or a person who helps their family and friends through difficult situations. Interested candidates should submit an essay, not exceeding 300 words about why you would be great for this opportunity. Please include relevant educational, professional and personal experiences that make you uniquely qualified for this position. Go to www.abcnews.com/gma. Entries must be received by October 15, 2010 by midnight. 

Amber Rose

Why is she famous? For dating Kanye West? Is she serious with this outfit? Was her neck cold? Actually, I'm trying to find some animal print to work into the wardrobe because I've never really liked it, but, could be into some cute wedges. I digress. This is a hot mess. I feel sweaty and weird. At least she's covered herself.

TV Stuff

Tonight's Premieres:


ABC: The Middle at 8p; Better With You at 830p; Modern Family at 9p; Cougar Town at 930p; The Whole Truth at 10p

CBS: Criminal Minds at 9p; The Defenders at 10p

FOX: Hell's Kitchen at 8p

NBC: Undercovers at 8p; Law & Order: SVU at 9p

VERSUS: Quest for the NASCAR Sprint Cup and NASCAR-Next Generation at 7p

More Wall Street Red Carpet

Carey Mulligan looks amazing. She almost reminds me of Natalie P, almost.

Really America?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/09/21/senate.defense.bill/index.html?hpt=T2

Wow.

Wall Street II

M & C on the red carpet last eve. Glad to see he's out and about.

Chuck Y Blair

Filming in NYC.

Tonight's TV

Tonight's Premieres:

ABC: Detroit 1-8-7 at 10p
CBS: NCIS at 8p; NCIS: Los Angeles at 9p
FOX: Glee at 8p; Raising Hope at 9p; Running Wilde at 930p
NBC: The Biggest Loser at 8p
HBO: Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel at 10p

Tonight's Finale:
Bravo: The Rachel Zoe Project at 10p

**I  promise I'll get my act together. I haven't had time to watch any of my shows. I'm on it. No GG yet, it's just WRONG, I know.**

The Good Kind Of Love

I must post pic(s) of Courtney Love when she looks good. And here she does. Nice work, keep it goin.

Real Real Housewife Dramz

At the end of last season's Real Housewives of the OC, Tamra and Simon split up. They are currently going through divorce proceedings an allegedly got into an altercation over the dog yesterday. Simon threw the dog leash at Tamra and it hit her in the wrist: at least that's what TMZ is saying. So, T called the cops. And now we have a Simon Barney mugshot. He's been getting high on his own supply looks like, huh? You know, the lucrative tequila business he started a few seasons ago...Anyway, don't bring your kids or your dogs into this mess. Sad.

Bike For Two

Kate Hudson and her boyfriend of the band Muse, Matt Bellamy, biking on the Santa Monica pier yesterday. Awesome hat Matt.  

Huh

Sean & Julian Lennon with Yoko Ono. Why does Julian look like Richie Sambora?

Peter Pilotto

Christmas Is Early!

Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives of Atlanta 'fame,' will release a new single October 5. The "Tardy for the Party" singer's new song is called "Google Me," and it features lyrics such as: "Research me, you'll find me, click them keys and Google me!" YES. This sounds AMAZING. The definition of amazing, as to overwhelm with surprise or sudden wonder. I'm definitely going to be in wonder. I know it.

Matthew Williamson & Erdem Spring Read To Wear

Matthew Williamson- Bohemian Modern Gorg

Favorite Look. Matthew Williamson.

Matthew Williamson. He did this dress a few ways, all beautifully.

Erdem. This collection reminded me of kissing in a garden. I'm pretty sure I've kissed in a garden?

Although I hated most of the shoes the models are wearing.

Erdem.

Erdem.