MOON GAZING

The biggest, fullest moon of 2010 is tonight!

Check THIS Out

Cynthia has her website up. I'm so proud of her. When we were little we would talk and dream up all sorts of life possibilites for ourselves, and I think it's safe to say her dreams are coming true! I couldn't be happier. I called her yesterday to tell her just that and it was like we were 8 all over again...dreaming up our next steps in life aloud on the phone. Hilarious. If you're in New York City, go to her showing and check out her work, listen to the awesome music, (wink, wink) and get inspired. 

http://www.cynthiakan.com/

TV News

VH1 isn't exactly National Geographic, but the new shows they are set to launch could have used some help in the naming department. I wonder what the staff meeting was like when someone stood up and said "we should have a show about celebrities...yeah...dead ones! And re-hash everything people have heard over and over again! But in a 1/2 hour. Yeah. That's a good idea. And call it Famous Crime Scene." clap. clap. clap. Check em out...
• Transform Me - A new type of fashion makeover show where three transgender women transform one woman during each half-hour episode. Eight episodes produced by Left/Right Inc. will premiere March 15.

• Famous Crime Scene - Previously announced series will take an in-depth look at shocking deaths of famous celebrities such as Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Selena and more. Seven half-hour episodes premiere February 12 at 9p.

• Undateable - Five-hour special slated to air over five consecutive nights will examine all the dumb things men do from a female perspective. The special will kick off on April 19.

One more thing...

About the cover story on US Weekly. Uh, I'm not an insider of Brangie, but it doesn't take a genius. Here's what happened...A long time ago Brad fell into lust with a hot latex wearing Angelina Jolie who liked girls, guns, and wearing blood around her neck. Jen A is cool (you know, and my wife) in the vibey I'm stoned let's hang out kinda way...but Angie might just kill me in the middle of the night and because I want to feel alive! and I'm a stupid dude! I think I'll jump on that hot little number. And I like these drugs she's on, super fun. As soon as he made that decision he was sucked up in her web filled with babies, excitement, drama, and some recreation that he's not so sure he still wants to be signed up for. It was fun for awhile though. Well, tough sh*t Brad. That's your life now. Oh, and what happened with Jen at the telethon?! I'm dying! NOTHING. Nothing happened. Get over it...Britney and Justin aren't getting back together either.

US Weekly

I'm amazed by US Weekly. Really US Weekly, really? They put a lil blurb on their cover about Jessica's Big Oooops! Well, the article is about her farting in a business meeting. Oh good. I'm glad to know that she can toot. What did Jessica do to piss off US Weekly? That's the real question. Or, did I miss something where she became interesting and now America wants to know when she lets off an air biscuit? Sorry, too much.

Say it Aint So...

Rumor has it that Jeremy Piven and January Jones are dating! Gasp! No! January! Don't do the Piv! He's dirty...and totally not good enough for my January! I'm so worked up...

Life Lessons

Nothing like gifting your son a $360,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday. Such a good way to teach your child about hard work and what it's like to really earn something and feel proud of your accomplishment. Nice work. Oh, wait, he did donate 10K to Haiti...gee, thanks. Haiti wants the Maybach money. FYI. One more thing...Snooki was at the birthday party. Hope there was enough house music, booze, and fighting to keep her entertained.

Bachelor Ridiculousness

Since I know who wins, unfortunately, my posts on The Bachelor have been about zero. However, I did watch it last night and Jake, the man of the show, is such a douche. I'm sorry, but honestly, I think these girls need to check themselves, sit down in front of a mirror and repeat aloud "Do I REALLY like Jake? Or do I like wine country, "fantasty" dates, and the pure satisfaction I'd have of beating these other 25 girls?" Which is it? Because if you really are into the whispering casanova, (guffaw) that says stuff like "This is not about sex appeal, it's about heart appeal" you have bigger issues you might want to look into. Just saying. Personal opinion. Wait a second...maybe Jake should marry Chris Harrison?! They'd be perfect together!

Favorite Couple

Duh.

My Favorite SAGS

Drew Barrymore and Lea Michelle. I'm not sure which one I like better...I think I'd probably wear the Catherine Malandrino dress if I had a choice. I love it. And, it's so much  better than that princess getup a la Mariah Carey she had on at the Golden Globes. This dress=perfection. I love Drew's too. It's super glorious. But, who did her makeup? It's gross. Kate Hudson just because I'm a sucker for the low/bare back dress. Always sexy.

Just Because

This pic is ridiculous. Ha. Happy Friday. Oh meems.

Ha HA! (that's supposed to sound like PeeWee)

This Is Funny

For all of us GG fans out there...and if you're not, I highly suggest jumping on the gossed out glorious teen angst soap train. To each their own though. Anyway, The New York Post is saying that Billy Baldwin is a new regular on the show! AS SERENA'S FATHER! This is funny for two reasons (well, many)...it means that Lily got it on with Billy Baldwin, and he's a doctor, Dr. William Van Der Woodson. Oh Gossip Girl. Billy Baldwin is SERENA'S DAD. Ha. Here's to it being March already. Cheers. Side note: Billy in real-life is married to Chynna Phillips...member her? Well, if you happened to forget the pretty Wilson sister (Hold on for one more daaaay), she is also 1/2 sister to Mackenzie Philips and was all over Oprah and TV this past year when Mackenzie spilled the beans on her relaysh with her pops. Oh, and it just so happened she had an album that came out the same time her sister needed support. On Oprah. Weird. Anyway, just follow up trivia for those who need to know...

Sorry

I'm really sorry to post this Star cover. But, isn't it DISGUSTING!??? Gross! No stretch marks! Makes me want to vom all over my computer.

Oh, I'm Shocked

She is super cute. Too bad your dad is a douche. I'm speaking of John Edwards. I guess thanks for finally admitting what everyone already knew. Douche.

How'd She Get IN?

Not Katherine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan is who I'm talkin bout. Plus, look at her knees. Poor thing. She needs help...and a clue.

Some Of My Other Faves

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are always a stunning couple. I love them together and they seem like the real deal. I think they may really love each other. Sigh. Jen Meyer and Toby simply for her shoes. Shoes. Sandra said the sweetest things about Jesse in her speech, they are cute and needed a pic posted. Also, JENNA FISCHER! Sex pot. I'm loving this sultry getup she has going on...WEEERRRKKKK!

The Globes

I think, at this moment, my favorite dress was Diane Kruger's. Shocking, I know. I bet in person she looked insane. The men looked pretty handsome, and Bradley Cooper was dashing in his cummerbund. Daring (for a dude), yet hot somehow. I did not like Kate Hudson's dress. It looked like she was trying too hard (and not her style, who told her to wear that?)...nor did I like Drew Barrymore's. Her hair/makeup/accessories looked fantastic, but, for some reason I couldn't stop thinking that there was coral or some rare reef growing out of her hip. Strange.

Happy Birthday

I got a thing for Jason Bateman. I just do...it's purely normal and not weird. Happy 41st Jay Jay...I mean, Mr Bateman...

Tonights Premieres...
Lifetime: Project Runway at 10p; Models of the Runway at 11p

What I'm Loving

                Booties 68$                                      Tunic 58$

Both from Urban Outfitters.

I Cheated

And read that reality blog and now I know who wins The Bachelor! Don't worry, I won't spill. Why did I do that? Oh well. In other Bachelor news...Bachelor Bob and Rebecca Budig...SPLITSVILLE. Getting divorced. Huh. They are cute...although I never really was all swoony face over Bob, I didn't get it, sad for them though.

Red Carpet

The cast of GG...and Serena/Blake on her own. Interesting. How gorg is Vanessa/Jessica? Uh, beyond it..Michelle, seriously, are you in GG or Twilight? or Ghost?

Please Don't

Do not remake Ferris Bueller, PLEASE. Leave it where it is in it's past glory. I understand wanting to share with future generations the Shake It Oh Baby in the streets of Chicago, Simone, Cameron, etc. But please, don't do it. It's just wrong.

Adorable Babes

So beyond cute. Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O Connell's twinies in the new Got Milk? ad. I also dig that Jerry is in law school. Go Jerry. (Sorry, had Charlie earlier...which is his brothers and babes name, oops)

Love

Jennifer Connelly, I love your outfit. LOVE. Thanks for the smile.

Hiiiiii

Oh hi Chuck. Hiiiiii....

TV Shiz/Auditions

Tonight's Premieres: FOX: American Idol at 8p
 • FOX picked up a second season of its amazing, awesome series Glee. Additionally, FOX is launching a national talent search to cast three new roles for season two. AMAZING! I kinda want to audition although I'm not exaclty in high school. Auditions will be open to amateur individuals and professionals aged 16-26. Full details on the auditions will be announced soon; visit www.fox.com/glee.
New episodes of Glee resume on FOX April 13 at 9p.

CW STUFF:
• A 14th cycle of America's Next Top Model premieres with a two-hour episode on March 3 at 8p.

• Gossip Girl is back with original episodes beginning March 8 at 9p and new episodes will air through its season finale scheduled for April 19 at 9p. FINALLY!
• Then on March 9, 90210 resumes with original episodes at 8p followed by new episodes of Melrose Place at 9p.

BRAVO announced a couple series pick-ups:

• Bethenny's Getting Married - Star of The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny Frankel is the focus of a new docu-series as she plans a wedding, preps to have a baby and keeps up her active social life. I'm not so sure how I feel about this? But, of course, I'll be watching...
• Thintervention with Jackie Warner - New docu-series featuring fitness guru Warner as she coaches overweight clients who have struggled all their lives with weight issues. 

And Tom

And Tom Ford.

Natalie, Happy Monday

Natalie and Alan Cumming. Hey friends.

The Bachelor!

I can't help but watch this show. I can't. I tried to quit it, but I can't. Even with Jake, whom while easy on the eyes, is pretty, well, dumb. I don't know if he's dumb in the "I got a D- on my art test" kinda dumb...maybe socially inept is a better way to describe him. We'll see how he does while explaining his decisions to kick chicks off in the weeks to come. Because that's the real window to his optimistic heart. I will give him credit because I think he is totally convinced he's going to get married after the show. It's refreshing I suppose that a few idiots still believe putting a bunch of hot people together equals true love. More power to them. How hilarious was the motorcycling Jake riding into the sunset...with a plane gliding overhead? He's soooo dangerous, wait, dreamy, got it. I'm anxiously awaiting episode 2. Early front runners for me are Tenley and Ali. I'm totally convinced they are making it to the very end. The pouty lipped cartoon porportioned Rozlyn, who has been revealed as the big cheater with the camera guy drama is delish. HO-wever, I heard that most of the drama was concocted by the producers. Can you imagine? The Bachelor producers being scandalous?! It's like a soap with no script, no acting, and no writing. Wait? Insert horny camera guy. Love it. Was anyone else wondering if Jake put on his application "must have ginormous ta's?" I mean, the amount of boobage on the show is UNREAL. Here's to Jake and his quest for a big ta'd chick who has a good heart. Cheers. Also, was anyone else annoyed when Chris Harrison asked Jake if he'd date a girl who doesn't like to fly? And he said love was more important. Uh, really Jake? I love love too, it's great, but, if your significant other can't stand or becomes physically ill around what you love the most, neither one of you are going to be happy. Just an FYI. Insert Ali...who will overcome her fear and have his baby. Or whatevs. Something like that...until tomorrow for more Bachelor guz.

Okay, I'm Back

Pretty sure the worst blogger of the year award goes to yours truly. If I got paid to do this, I'd be better, promise. Oh well, I love to write meaningless crap on here anyway. As long as a few people read it, I'm good. So, back to my regular bloggy ways. Promise.

And A Quote

The Harper's Bazaar Miley Cyrus piece is not a joke. Unfortunately. The article is disturbing to say the least. Here is one of my fave parts...

On her stripper pole performance on Nickelodeon - "People like controversy because that's what sells. My job is to be a role model, and that's what I want to do, but my job isn't to be a parent. My job isn't to tell your kids how to act or how not to act, because I'm still figuring that out for myself. So to take that away from me is a bit selfish. Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That's just life."

Riiiight. Okay, because pole dancing is an American pastime? I can't think of anything role model-ish about that...Come on Harper's! You are America's first fashion mag! Sigh.

WTF

Harper's Bazaar! WTF?! Miley on your cover? I hope this is a joke.

Tiger

Old pic of Tiger. New Vanity Fair cover. Smart.

SO FUNNY

I haven't addressed The Jersey Shore yet because I wasn't sure words to adequately describe its pure amazingness. Seriously. No words. It's as though there was this special breed of human that I had no idea existed. The angsty drama of a teenage girl mixed with the maturity of a 14 year old boy...shook up with an old Guns N Roses groupy (hair, tanning) throw in an erroneous amound of swear words, fist pumps, super fashion choices, and it's an all-around good time. Stop wearing such tight shorts, please. It's so much better than the now ever crappy Real World. The problem with the RW is those people want to be on TV too much, which, makes them desparate, smarmy, and ultimately boring. It translates. I can barely stand to watch it. Wait? Does this mean I'm old? Anyway, I came across this picture today. It's brilliant. Michael Cera got a "Jersey Shore Makeover!" from Pauly D. Ha. He looks like he should be on Star Trek. So funny.