Angie XXPOSED!

Well, I think the cover really says it all. Except the article also claims that Brad and Angie sleep in separate rooms. What about the part where she laughs at her kids when they cry?! That's so ridiculous...but, I have heard (and by heard I mean I read a lot of shiz on the internet) that she really is a complete loony toon. And, not a word/reference/comparison to Jen A?! Wow. However, isn't it so weird that people go to such lengths to appear a certain way? Who cares that much? Apparently everyone in Hollywood really wants them Middle America folks to like em. (insert hick accent) Totes lame. Also, I hate it when the H-Wood types say things like "wouldn't appeal to the Midwest" and "people in Middle America just wouldn't understand" Uh, puh-lease. Give the Midwest some credit. My favorite people in the world live there and they aren't at home needle pointing talking about the gays and all those tattooed weirdos. It's so 1935. There are just as many narrow-minded people in any other region of this country. Hellllo, Prop 8 called California. Sorry. Whew. A little rant there. But, I'm just saying...

First Kendra, Now KK

Dear Life&Style,

Please stop making it seem like baby weight just peels off and you can have a "flat stomach in days." It's not right. Because you can't. I've never been pregnant, but, when I hopefully am someday I don't want to feel pressured to lose the  babe weight "super-fast." And, I'm sorry but these chicks are airbrushed within an inch of their wonder bra's. It's no secret. PS-Jesse's orgy?! No protection. I mean, I don't care. Loser.

Which One

Who's the bigger idiot? Huh. I'm not sure really. I don't really care that much about Tiger for some reason. As in his life. Yawn. He bangs skanks. He's gross. Whatevs. The Jesse/Sandra situation is so sad because she was at the pinnacle of success for her career...then...disaster. Shame on you Jesse for being such a douche. (Not that Elin wasn't devastated, she just wasn't on stage a week prior telling everyone how great Tiger was) To be honest, I don't care about either of these two losers. I just decided. Now let's move on and not give the trash boxes any more face time on TV for sleeping with married dudes.  

Why is Osman Yousefzada upset? Well, he's a littled ticked because he designed this gorgeous dress. Give it to me Osman, please. Isn't it pretty? Love it. I'm a huge fan of simple, long, show the shoulders, while drinking a beer (red wine & pasta, whatevs) look. Here it is:

 

Lovely. Oh, my point. Why is Osman mad? Well, because below is a dress designed by Victoria Beckham, whom said the inspiration just popped into her head to create the dress. (Let's be real, this dress is not an eccentric Viktor & Rolf original for Tori Amos to grind on the piano bench with or a meticulous Christian LaCroix, just saying) Regardless, check it out. I'd probably be a skosh pissed too.

Interesting no?

I'm Sorry

Guess who forgot their pants while grocery shopping at Ralph's yesterday in LA? Tila Tequila. I know, it's not near as shocking now.

Bethenny Is Genuinely Hoppy

She married boyfriend Jason Hoppy yesterday at The Four Seasons restaurant in NYC. Who was there: Ramona and Alex. Who wasn't there: Jill. That's sad. Enjoy your honeymoon!

FINAL FOUR

Not Gonna Do It

This morning I was reading that clogs are the new must-have shoe for spring. I don't care. I'm refusing to wear them. Remember the J. Crew clogs in the late 90's? I had a few pair of those and I'm glad I can't find them because they were ugly then and they will not be making a comeback to my closet. Clogs are the equivalent to the nylon warm up suit: super unattractive and you can hear em coming a mile away. Clop clop, wish wash swooosh...Here I come in my magenta running suit and clogs...but you already knew that. 

Oh Jake

I realize one post is too many on Jake Pavelka but the guy is such a d-bag I can't help it. The Post this morning had this to say:

"The Bachelor" Jake Pavelka thinks his "On the Wings of Love" series is going to propel him to worldwide fame. He's hired p.r. firm Rogers & Cowan, which also looks after Sylvester Stallone, John Travolta and Bruce Willis, to rep him. Sources say Pavelka -- recently described by ex Tanya Douglas as "fame-obsessed" -- wants to turn his new celebrity via "The Bachelor" and "Dancing With the Stars" into an acting career.

Ha. Ha. Ha. I know, I know. It's hilarious. Maybe him and Vienna could do a movie together...Like Kim K and Ray J...Pamela and Tom...Paris and...yeah, like that...

OMG!

FInal Four! Going home to play at Lucas Oil Stadium! Woohoo!

Celebs N Babes

Katherine (who is officially outta Grey's Anatomy), Josh, and Naleigh

Nicole and Harlow (so cute in her lil dance costume)

Matthew & Levi (Does anyone watch Shear Genius? No, oh, okay)

Angelina and Knox. (She's been parading the babes, including Brad, all over this balcony for days. We see you and your happy family.)

YAY!

Go Bulldogs! Butler advances in the NCAA tourney. Nice work boys.

Hilarious

The fabulous (and gay) Jane Lynch.

Okay, Got One

Good hair, fantastic clothes, a seemingly slimmed down sexier Chuck (how does he get sexier?) aside, here is what is irking me bout our beloved Gossip Girl. Too much Jenny. Let's go back to the storylines focusing more on S, B, Nate, V, and Dan. I don't like the current couplings. Dan and Vanessa? Don't like it. It makes me feel weird. And why is Dan bloated all the time? Remember beginning of last year when he was slightly ripped? Hawt. Go back to hot Dan please. Nate and Serena? Don't like it. Plus, please don't put Nate in a navy cowl neck sweater. Chuck and Blair. Love. Of course. Bring on the Baldwin too. That's all for now. The new storyline developing for Chuck and his mama looks promising. I'll be watching. Duh.

I Can't Decide

If I'm diggn Gossip Girl at the moment. Huh. Still...Forming...Opinion..

Kelly Bensimon

Thanks Meg again for the tip about Kelly B's (from Real Housewives of NYC) blog. From perusing her posts here is what I've gathered from her, you know, the REAL KELLY: (In case you don't have time to read and judge her on your own, I'll do it for you)

1)She posed for Playboy and goes to a lot of parties. She's really popular and signs all her pics with a splashy Kelly...I mean, she doesn't want other people stealing her pics.
2)She won't judge the other Housewives because she doesn't really know them and doesn't get caught up in the dramz. (this is her way of saying she is a little too good to hang with them, I mean, they don't run in the same circles if you will)
3)She has a degree from Columbia, two little girls, and is really into herself. Did I mention that already?

I sorta kid. She has good taste. I love her home and how it is decorated, which, is attributed to her awesome-ness in life and her skill at picking out things that reflect her aforementioned glorious life, which, if you didn't know is pretty fantastic. Wink. In all seriousness, I think she's gorgeous. She looks super cute in glasses and I want all her clothes remade for chicks without 8 foot legs. (Totally jealous of her legs) For me is what I'm getting at. The overall tone in her words (on her blog and on TV) that she may be SO unconcerned with what people think, how she lives her life, that it comes off a skosh desperate. A skosh I don't need you to validate my worth...but, hey, while your here, did you notice how great I am? Personal opinion. And maybe that's okay. It works for Kelly.

Jake and Tanya

On The Wings Of LOOOOVVE! Well, Tanya finally gave her interview to Life&Style because they paid her. Here is some of the dish she had to spill...Tanya said that Jake told her the producers told Jake he only needed to date Vienna for 30 days after the show ended and then he was free to move on to other people (and diseases.) Also, she says that Jake tried to get the producers of The Bachelor to have her on the show so that way they could get the money but the show would already be rigged. He wanted that because he said he already found the love of his life in Tanya and was just doing The Bachelor for fame and money. Uh, okay. Let's break this down for a moment shall we? Jake, you aren't that cool (not one bit actually) that you can demand an entire show be fixed so that you and your girlfriend can end up together. Unless I'm missing something where in a parallel universe you are sexy, hilarious, and tall. Also, Tanya, do you really think Jake and Vienna aren't "testing their chemistry" on the daily? Because they are 'testing' more than a college campus, okay? (Sorry, bad joke) Also, it's sweet he told you that you were the love of his life...did he tell you that after you did some chemistry testing? Because men lie to get in chicks pants. It's the oldest trick in the book. Next to trashy hookers.

MTV Movie Awards

I don't know if anyone watches the MTV Movie Awards anymore, but, I'm actually thinking of tuning in one of the 500 times they air it this summer. Why? Because Aziz Ansari is hosting. If you don't watch Parks And Recreation you should. Because the show is hilarious and he's in it.

MMMM Bacon!

I don't eat much meat. For some reason, I only like the really dirty, processed, gross kind. Salami...sausage...and a little bacon here and there. Remember the bacon vodka? That's some bacon I could probably get excited about. Well, check it out. Bacon Cupcakes. Pretty sick.

Happy Tuesday Morning

I forgot to give a shout out to all my friends who went to Purdue. They are rolling right through the tournament! Boiler Up!

Tori n Babe

Tori's little girl looks just like Dean. And her arms are bigger than Tori's. I mean, a little. Maybe?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Update

Paris Hiltons aunties are going to be on the new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The one with the dark hair is Kyle I think...she's the sister who is always giving interviews about Paris on her behalf, etc. the one in the middle is Kim. Anywho, Kathy (Paris' mom on the left) isn't in the show, but the other two are. Joining the aunts will be Kelsey Grammer's wife, Camille who was once a Playmate and  Lisa Vanderpump-Todd, a restauranter and owner of Villa Blanca a restaurant in Beverly Hills. The last lady is Adrienne Maloof-Nassif whose family owns the Sacramento Kings and the Palms Hotel . She's married to Dr. Paul Nassif, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who was on Dr 90210. This already sounds interesting. I'll be watching. Per usual.

The Best Thing About The Health Reform Bill

Starting this year, there will be a 10% tax if you use indoor tanning facilites. This picture of a "high pressure" tanning bed made me laugh because it also looks like those thingy's that you put your checks in at the bank. I wouldn't get in one of those.

Obsession #29

Kelly Wearstler. Amazing. Some of her work is a skosh busy for me but most of it I love. And, I love her. I love her style. It's so her own and cool and vibey and green and yellow...I could go on. Check out these sweet pics of her work. And her clothes. She's insane. Love it.

SJP'S Marchesa Number

Would I wear this dress? Probably not. Does it make SJP feel gorgeous? Absolutely. Love the detail on the décolletage.

Is Up In The Air a good movie? Jason Bateman and George Clooney...hmmm. 

Also, didn't have the chance to watch Real Housewives last night, so, I'll post on that after I watch.  

Where Is Sandra?

Everyone is asking or saying rather they don't know where Sandra Bullock is. Well, if I were in her shoes I would've went straight to my best friends house. And I would still be there. And I would not leave until I felt like it. So, that's hopefully where Sandy is too. Okay, I'm done with this story.

The definition of Walk Of Shame. How cute is his lil girl with her stripey leggins? Way to go you douchebag. I was so fooled...just like when I dated that gay guy. Crap. This is so sad.

OMG WATCH THIS!

Check out this sweet card trick on Ellen! I had a magic set when I was little and aspired to be this guy...but, I can't even get an easy card trick right. On NYE, I'm pretty sure I showed the same card trick about ten times with no luck. So, suffice to say this completely amazed me. (I had been drinking...and doing splits, so, that's my excuse)

HEIDI. HEIDI. HEIDI.

Woah. Heidi. I'm scared. Are those real?

Tina Fey

Lookin zexy in Esquire. Werrrrk Tina.

April's Cover.

Demi Moore for Harper's Bazaar. She looks maybe 35. Maybe. More 25.

Top Chef On The Road

Top Chef is coming to a city near you! Contestants and celebrity chefs are taking their culinary delightfullness all over the country. Swwweettt. Will Gail and Padma be there? And Tom? How much food do we get to sample? Because if there answer is "yes" and " a lot" I'm down.

St. Louis, Mo. – April 14
Kansas City, Mo. – April 16
Atlanta, Ga. – April 18 & 20
Charlotte, N.C. – April 22
Pittsburgh, Pa. – April 24 & 25
Louisville, Ky. – April 30 & May 1 (Kentucky Derby)
Grand Rapids, Mich. – May 4
Chicago, Ill. – May 6 & 7
Westfield, N.J. – May 15
Philadelphia, Pa. – May 17
White Plains, N.Y. – May 19 & 20
New York, N.Y. – May 22 & 23
Boston, Mass. – May 25
Denver, Colo. – May 30
Salt Lake City, Utah – June 3
Seattle, Wash. – June 6
Portland, Ore. – June 9
San Francisco, Calif. – June 12
Los Angeles, Calif. – June 14 – 16
Irvine, Calif. – June 17
Phoenix, Ariz. – June 19

Read Meg's comments on my Sandra Bullock post! Oy.

Happy St Pattys Day!!!!

Hope your day is filled with green beer and pots o gold. Does that even make sense?

This is everywhere today! Apparently, Sandra didn't show up to the London premiere of The Blind Side. Sources are saying it's because of Jesse's cheatn ways. I don't like this...I hope I wasn't wrong dreamily thinking of puppies and candied hearts as he sat in the audience with weepy crocodile tears when she accepted her Oscar. Say it ain't so.

Say it Aint So...

Not Jesse and Sandy...In Touch is so reputable!  Bleh. She just won an Oscar...leave her alone I say.

Too Funny...Little Weird

My girlfriend is moving out of New York City after 4 plus years there. I think it's been that long? Not sure. (OH! Check out her fashion preview at cynthiakan.com and the password to view her collection is F10Showcase. I know right? Super proud of her too.) Anyway, her and her hubby are road tripping across the country for a few months in the interim of their final destination. So, she sent me this link to the Dog Bark Park Inn. It's in Idaho and the tagline is "At Dog Bark Park Inn sleeping in the dog house is a good thing!" And you can nuzzle in his muzzle...all kinds of awesome doggy puns in the ad. In the meantime, picture yourself watching the sunset on the porch of the largest beagle butt. Ahhhh, I'm relaxing already.

April Vogue

Gisele is on the April cover of Vogue in all her post-prego glory. She looks incredible. She says in the article that she only gained 30 pounds during her pregnancy and did kung-fu and yoga until two weeks before little Ben was born. Lookin good G.

I Hope This Is True

An updated version of Star Search is in the works. Remember the "spokesmodel" category? It was so hilarious. Although, when I was little was my favorite part of the 8 hour show, er, whatevs. All breathy and lookin like a George Michaels video...5 stars! Fantastic. The best part? Paula Abdul is a rumored judge. YES. Brilliant.

Patti Moves to NYC

Season 4 of The Millionaire Matchmaker will be taped in NYC. Love it.

Happy News

Glee will be longer next season! Instead of the regular 22 episodes, we get 25. Sing-cerely awesome!

OMG

Is anyone else totally disturbed by this picture? Rielle Hunter gave an interview to GQ Magazine about how "she loves Johnny" and posed for pictures on her daughters bed. My creep factor on this went so far off the charts it was almost uncreepy because it swung clear through the entire pendulum of creepiness. What in the world? Oh sorry. This wasn't happy either, crap.