Come Again?

Chase Crawford is on a boat in Mexico. Enjoying the holiday with his family. And Rachel Uchitel. Say what? 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

A Movie Poster

Even though it was just recently announced Lindsay Lohan got a job, as The Linda Lovelace in INFERNO here is some print publicity for ya. Loosely based on reality, cough, wink.

WOW

Can't you just feel the passion? The true love? Yeah, me either.

Good Idea?

Lifetime has two new spinoff series in the works based on Project Runway. One show is already in pre-production and features Runway stars Santino Rice and Austin Scarlett as they travel the US giving makeovers to women in need of fresh styling tips. The second series, tentatively called Love's Divine will follow Runway host Heidi Klum and her husband Seal as they counsel other married couples around the country.

Tonight's Premiere:

FOX: Past Life at 8p

Sunday's Premiere:
E!: Long Island Princesses Unleashed at 1030p

Sunday's Finales:
Fuse: Bubba's World at 9p
VH1: Basketball Wives at 10p; What Chilli Wants at 1030p

Monday's Premieres:
ABC: True Beauty at 1002p
TLC: Cake Boss at 9p
VH1: Dad Camp at 10p

Monday's Finales:
HISTORY: America The Story of Us at 9p
VH1: Tough Love: Couples at 9p
E!: Kendra at 10p

Dedication

Have you seen this pic of a gaunty 50 Cent weighing in at 160 pounds? His new movie is a real-life based drama about a football player that dies from cancer. He lost 60 pounds in almost 60 days. Whew. He probably did a cleanse from GOOPer's website.  

VH1-YES!

VH1 handed out renewals to three reality series giving second season orders to Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business, Basketball Wives and What Chilli Wants. If you aren't watching Basketball Wives, you totally need to. Talk about a complete sh*t show. I have a good story about What Chilli Wants too. Courtesy of Lee's investigative spirit and Vegas. More to come on that.

Happy Thursday

I don't really like Sienna Miller because I've heard she's a B. But, whatevs. She looks amazing. Her and Matthew Williamson at his store opening in London town. And, you can give me your bag too.

Louis Vuitton Maison Relaunch-London

Gwyneth and Kirsten both look so lovely in their LV looks. I love navy/black together. Flawless. Lookin lovely ladies.

My Thoughts...

On epidsode 1 of The Bachelorette. Since it's the beginning I don't want to waste time talking about some d-bag that'll be let go anyway in the next few weeks. Here's what I do know though: Frank is cute in a creepy-cracked-out-hyper way. He looks like Reid's little, insignificant brother. Just saying. One of my favorite parts of the episode was at the very begninning when self proclaimed loser and mountain man Kyle looks at his bulldog and declares "I'm gonna find a woman to take care of both of us." Sign me up! Don't judge me, but, I kinda like Rated R, er, Justin. Now, he could end up being a tool, which is 99% likely, but, he's not that bad yet. Other than his barbed wire arm tat. That's tragic. Jonathon, the chunky tie wearing 'hilarious' (also self-proclaimed) weather man likes weiner. Moving on. I like Philip. He seems like he could be decent...and Ty...and Chris from Cape Cod. (Why are there so many Chris'?) I'll give Chris a check plus. I'm not even going to talk about two things: Shooter because he said enough, didn't he? And Ali's extensions? WTF. They did not look right. The season does look promising. And by promising I mean crazy and dramz tastic. Perfect. Of course that one guy tries to kill himself or something...I mean, he sounds like he ate his last girlfriend? Why is his voice so weird? He writes love notes and then swallows them? I can't even remember his name. He scared me regardless. Ali was alright. I was impressed with her soccer skills. Til next week. I can't get into too much judging yet...stay tuned.

Tom N Esquire

Tom in Esquire. I've read some of this article. It's a snoozefest. Also, HOW TO BE A MAN...Tom Cruise. Give me a break. Oh, and BRAIN, HEART, BALLS. All surrounding TC. Wow.

Speaking Of Al Sharpton..

I mean Bethenny...lookin good 4 weeks after baby! Give me your bag.

Life, According To Kelly B

Kelly crying to Jill about the crazy people trying to murder her

A pregnant Al Sharpton and the wild-eyed pale skinned Alex

Before I get into The Bachelorette, is everyone losing their minds over on Real Housewives of NYC? It's pure insanity! Kelly is totes wackadoo. I think she's on drugs. She's on something, not sure if it's a controlled substance, an illegal one, or if something isn't quite clickin. Probably all three. I can't wait for this weeks episode when Jill pops in to St John to say hi to everyone. My favorite parts of this partic episode: 1) When Sonja was telling everyone to stop making fun of Kelly because they were all sane, and she was clearly insane and not mentally capable. Kelly, seems completely unfazed. 2) When Kelly claims Bethenny is trying to murder her...oh and B looks like Al Sharpton. She's amazing!  Hopefully, a lesson can be learned from this vacation. Lesson being do not go on vacation with people you don't like. Why would you do that anyway? Makes zero sense, just like Kelly.

Stop It Love

Stop wearing Herve Leger bandage dresses. Stop it. It's all you wear. I guess I wear the same linen pants (I've actually had 3 of the same pair, and my girlfriends who are reading this are snickering) every year, so, I kinda get it...but, I'm traveling in them or feeling uninspired to wear anything else. So, you should do better. Just saying. Sorry bout your show. And your book. And your love life. Nevermind. Now I feel bad...wear whatever you want.

JAKE

We've been lucky to see Jakey G all over the place lately promoting his new macho-chest-ab-baring Prince of Persia film. I feel as though we'd be friends. One of my 'main friends' if you will. I mean, maybe he's not gay...brown shoes with that sweet suit J?? I know you didn't pick those out.

Last Night!

While I was catching up on my missed TV shows...The Sex And The City premiere was in NYC. All the ladies look gorg. 

 As did the gents. (Except for Mr Bigs weirdo 9-5 tie)

The Bachelorette

Tonight, the premeire. Ali is so sweet, right? Wearing her Chucks in her promo pic, which, means she's just lookin to kick it with the man of her dreams. He must be down to earth. And not care if she doesn't brush her hair. Good luck Ali. I'm going to try not cheat so I won't ruin the whole season for myself this time.

Tonight Tonight

Sorry. Meetings all day.
Tonight's Finales:


CBS: How I Met Your Mother at 8p; Rules of Engagement at 830p; Two and a Half Men at 9p; The Big Bang Theory at 930p; CSI: Miami at 10p

FOX: 24 (series finale) at 8p

NBC: Chuck at 8p; Law & Order (series finale) at 10p

ABC Family: 10 Things I Hate About You at 8p

Did You Watch GLEE Last Week??

"I have a box of playbills hidden in my basement Will, like porn." Bryan Ryan.

Besides Neil Patrick Harris guest starring, (as Bryan Ryan-haha brillz ballz), and Artie trying to walk during a dance number with his lovely lady Tina...Rachel is looking for her biological mother whom, at first, she is convinced is Patti Lupone. I love it. Being adopted myself, having not a clue who my "real mom" is, as stupid people say, (tip: if you know someone who is adopted, it's biological mother, woman who gave birth to you, not 'real mom.') Anywho, my 'real' contenders are as follows: Paula Abdul, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, Cher, Elton John...er, Hilary Clinton, Stevie Nicks, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell. I realize some of these people are not white. I'm positive I have a little somethin something going on. Yep, pretty sure. You really find yourself wondering when peoples birthdays are...oh, Paula Abdul could totes be that woman who bore me. This show is so glorious.  An impromptu dance number with Artie..."You Can Dance If You Waaannnaa..." Amazing. Keep it up Glee. You are totally making my husband live my already show tuney life by amping up the at home musical numbers two fold.

Fun Flashback Friday

Happy Friday. Zach Morris. Yes.

Some Quotes

Jesse James is on Nightline next Tuesday. He says some interesting things. James "took a pretty amazing life and amazing success and marriage ... and threw it away by my own hands." Uh, yep, true that. Then he says he's think the most hated man in the world now." I mean, I can think of a few other men that suck more than you. The world is pretty big Jesse. You still suck A LOT though.

GROSS!

Guess who's convulsing together on the finale of Dancing With The Stars?!!! JAKE AND SAUSAGE. I should've seen this coming. Gross.

Craig Is Back! YES!

I used to love Craig Kilborn. He was jocky-ish and cocky-ish and tall. I think I could fall in love again. The former host of The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn, is back in the hosting seat for a new program called The Kilborn File produced by Twentieth Television. The half-hour show, shot in Los Angeles in front of a live studio audience, will launch June 28 and air over six weeks on Fox Television Stations in seven markets. The show, which signals Kilborn's return to television following a six-year hiatus, will showcase his humorous and opinionated viewpoint on pop culture and current events. Kilborn will be joined by celebrities and human interest guests for such segments as the quick-paced "5 Questions" and a rotating "Power Panel" covering today's big issues.

Tonight's Finales:


FOX: Bones at 8p; Fringe at 9p

NBC: Community at 8p; Parks and Recreation at 830p; The Office at 9p; 30 Rock at 930p; The Marriage Ref at 10p

ABC: Grey's Anatomy at 9p

CBS: CSI at 9p; The Mentalist at 10p

TLC: The Imploders at 9p; Heavy Haulers at 10p

Since I like to make fun of Mischa, with her crazy yellow pants and all...I thought it only right to show how FABULOUS she looks here. Nice work M. You look gorg.

Really Adrien?

He looks like a walking car seat. What is that on his t-shirt? Werrrrkn it at Cannes. Nice.

Cleanse??

Have you ever done a cleanse? I was thinking about it. You know, just for fun. I want to see what it'd make my body feel like. Probably make me angry, but, thought I'd ask...

It Blew My Face Off

The finale of our beloved GG. I'll be honest, I didn't think Chuck and Blair would end up together. I also didn't think Chuck would be lying on the street in Belgium with blood pouring from his designer clad chest/stomach/armpit. **Spoiler Alert** Serena, Blair, and Chuck are headed to Paris to shoot scenes from the tres romantic city for the beginning of next season. So, B & C are far from over, duh. Nothing brings forgiveness faster than a life threatening situation. Just sayin. As far as that trampy, Jenny Hump Me, whatevs. Bleh. That's how I feel. She slept with Chuck and still managed to be creepy. I didn't feel sorry for her. So, good riddance lil J. Hope you have enough eyeliner at your mama's house. Okay, uh, Georgina, WTF. First, her blonde hair is ridiculous. Second, while we find ourselves wondering if Dan and Serena are falling back into love with one another (I'm totes not ready for that, I just got used to the idea of them not being together- Stop messing with me GG!) Georgina swoops in about 20 months pregnant. Way to go Dan. He doesn't make it to Paris I'm guessing. Lastly, Nate. In the goss world, rumors are swirling that in fact, our zexxxyyy Chase Crawford likes boys, men, and nothing (er something) in between. Great. Who cares right?  Well, his agents...and all those Hollywood types that force people like Will and Jada Smith to talk about how faboosh their sex lives are. Uh, we get it. You guys are still SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER. Not buying it. Anyway, back to Chase. Let's just say...I think it was no mistake that at the end of the episode he was getting hot and heavy threesome style. With two ladies, mind you. Uh huh. Nice job CW. Well, now we wait. See you in the fall GG.

Happy News

Jon and Kelly have had a rough year or two. And then there puppies got ran over last week. So sad. Anyway, Kelly is prego! It's no secret that JT  allegedly has a boyfriend, and Kelly is 47 so I'm assuming they had a little help. Regardless, they are happy (and they deserve it).  I hope they have time to celebrate because they've had seemingly little happiness with all the tragedies lately. Anywho, the reason for this post is STAR got the story. Apparently, STAR stole the story from People. Haha.

On VOGUE

Serena looked extra amazing in the GG finale. Everyone did, really. On the cover of VOGUE. Amaze balls.

Give me your dress. And your shoes. Thanks. Love.

Do You, Olive...

Olive Cohen, meet your future hubby. Obviously, Matthew and Camilla's baby boy Levi is beyond adorable. So cute. Camilla annoys me, but, I won't hold that against a toddler.

US

He is so cute. And, Kristen tortures Rob?! Wow.

OMG...WTF...GG...OMG

Two part post coming up on the season finale of GG. My mind is blown.

Ryan & Michelle

Tres chic! Love this coupling. Even if it's just for a movie. Love her ensem, which, includes Ryan.

Bret Michaels Is Busy

After surviving a brain hemorrhage, rocker Bret Michaels will star in the new docu-series Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It on VH1. (His brain probably can't handle another bus full o' skanks, dangit) The series will give viewers an inside glimpse into Michaels' home life with his two daughters when he isn't on the road or partying. VH1 will air a half-hour first-look special based on the series May 31 at 10p followed by the series premiere of Dad Camp at 1030p. Due to Michaels' recovery schedule, the full 10-episode half-hour series was pushed back and will tentatively debut this fall. He will also be on the finale of Celebrity Apprentice trying to win money for his charity against Holly Robinson Peete. And on Oprah tomorrow. Shouldn't he be resting? Hope he's taking care of himself!

So Happy Together?

Haven't watched the finale of GG yet. But, it appears Jessica and Ed are still going strong. I don't know how I feel about it really. I mean, does she deserve to be with Chuck? Not sure.

Nothing Like

A lil Dawg to start your day. And Beth. And George Clooney. Totes Normal.

Upfront Info

Today's upfronts: NBC and FOX. I'll fill you in on all the cool new stuff Thursday when they are all over. I'm slightly pissed because Parks & Recreation isn't back with new episodes until next year. LAME NBC. Totally Annoyed.

OMG

I haven't posted too much on The Real Housewives of NYC drama because part of me hates the whole Bethenny/Jill feud. I think I hate it so much because the two of them I used to love so much. When you watch them talk about the situation it really amplifies how stupid it is too. Anyway, last Thursday, Ramona took the ladies on a cruise for her bachelorette party. On a yacht. (Next to the Hooters yacht, awesome.) Nice work Ramona. Bethenny's dress made me die. Loved it. Ramona is fun. Alex doesn't bother me too much. Sonja is delightful. I like her, good addition to the show. Jill and LuAnn were absent from the trip. Speaking of LuAnn, she seems slutty to me for some reason. Hilarious. And Kelly is beyond ridiculous. Don't even ask her to eat anything in her bikini...or processed food, except for Gummi Bears. Uh, okay. Oh, I also like how she kept calling the other girls 'creepy.' That's funny. And, she doesn't have one night stands...or think Bethenny is a chef. Okay, cool Kelly. Now who's creepy? I have to agree with Bethenny when she said she was the least intelligent person she knows. I don't know if Kelly is smart or not, but, I'd guess not too smart, or too much of anything. I don't think she 'gets' much, which  makes her very entertaining to watch, but, almost in a sad way. Oh Kelly. Go stomp some grapes.

Tonight's Finales

The CW: One Tree Hill at 8p; Gossip Girl at 9p (Hopefully, a goodbye party for lil Miss Humphrey too. Bleh!)

FOX: House at 8p

ABC: Castle at 10p

Vegas Mag

The Kardashians on the cover of VEGAS magazine. I love Vegas. I like maybe one Kardashian.

Confession

I actually picked up a tabloid this weekend. It was 1am and I also had ice cream and a buzz. Anyway, I still bought US Weekly with Heidi and Spencer on the cover. I feel dirty for doing it, but, it was calling my name. And by calling my name I mean Heidi was yelling "heeelllppp...help me pleeassse." Speidi has apparently lost their minds. Complete wackadoos. The saddest part of the article: US claims they have spent $400,000 bucks on healing crystals. Uh, okay. Those seem to be working. Except you are both crazy.

Dinner Party-Caaallll Meee

You are all invited to my dinner party too. Oh, and that is Sting dressed as a woman. Awesome.

Another Cheater

Full of cheating b*tch*s this week. I just have a question...who wants to sleep with David Boreanaz? He's gross. Oh, the same chick that banged Tiger? I could see that...Sorry for the pic, but, I had to. Nice burgundy diamond tile.

FAKERY

This pic has been floating around today. It's not real. Totes photoshopped and originally debuted in 2006. Just in case you were wondering. Jakey wouldn't ever wear this...out.

Jenny From The Block...On A Yacht

Mark and J LO on a boat in Nice, France. They are staying in Monaco for the time being, which is the most heavenly place. My mother said I called her from Monaco when I was 16 to let her know I would be moving there as soon as I was old enough. That didn't quite work out, but, whatevs.  I'm posting this because I'm obsessed with JLOs top. Let me borrow your top. I wanna borrow it. I've seen J Lo in person and I must say she does not disapoint as a movie star. She is what you'd expect, totes GLAM.

I Always Thought

That Matt Lauer had a little something in him that wasn't quite right. Well, I don't know if it was in him, but he got naked with some chicks in Canada during the Olympics and now has moved out of his fancy east side apartment in NYC. Well, he just moved into another one but left his wife and kids, basically. And by left them I mean Annette kicked his sorry ass out.He's glib anyway, Tom Cruise said so.

Strolling In Milan

Fergie looks fierce. Give me your outfit please. Thanks.

My Fave Celeb Babe

Is Olive Cohen. Daughter of Borat (Sasha Cohen) and Isla Fisher. Little moccasins?! So cute.