Oh MY!

The Rachel Zoe Project is back on BRAVO August 3rd. Much has happened since we last saw them styling up a storm for The OSCARS. Taylor got fired, and RZ confirmed to WWD that it was because she was STEALING. Yikes. Who knows what's true? Regardless, Tay's got a new job. She is Kate Beckinsale's stylist! Good or bad? Interesting at least. She did seem good at her job. Making sure she had nipple covers and such. I'm trying to be nic(er) today, so, I'll stop.

Check THESE Out!

Lady (Or Sir) Gaga in Japan Vogue. She is quite the chameleon! Amazing. Who is she trying to be? Young Elvis? Prince? Early John Travolta? Cate Blanchett?

Surprise, Surprise

Guess who's posing for PLAYBOY? That's right, Ms. Sausage. Oy.

I Knew This Day Would Come

Sad. Larry is leaving. Last night on HLN, they said Larry wants his replacement to be Ryan Seacrest. Uh, okay Lare. Maybe that statement right there is proof you need to, as you said, hang up the suspenders. Oh, Lare. It's been a good run. He has done over 50,000 interviews, which is amazing. I'd really like your job Lare, I'll do better than Seacrest. I swear, if he gets your show and says "seacrest out" at the end, I'm writing a letter to my local Congressman. Or, whatever, maybe even Mr. President. I feel sick.

Dear Real World,

Tonight, you premiere in New Orleans. I'm willing to give you one more chance. Please don't disappoint me. I have to say, this show may be on it's last 20 cycles. It was great back in the day because there wasn't such an emphasis on doing it to be famous, now, that's all there is. (I use the term loosely for the record.) But, let's get some people on there who are just themselves...not playing the guitar, making rap videos, or being a lesbian for fun okay? Thanks RW, see you soon. XO, ck

Brit Looks Good

On her daily coffee run. Good job B. You managed not to look like a carnie today and for that, I'm grateful.

Uhhh...

I'm two minutes into The Bachelorette and OMG. If anyone believes that this is real, it's not. This is sorta hilarious. I mean, the producers have hit an all new ridiculous high. OMG. This chick is hilarious, Jessie, er, Rated R's ex, uh Girlfriend #1? I don't know if I can watch. But, I have to make it through the episode so I can properly make fun of it later. Stay strong.

On Set With The Original Big O

Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy on the set of her new movie. The film will be on The History Channel and is aptly named, The Kennedy's.

Taylor Momsen Is So Hardcore

I mean, if you don't believe it look at her lightn up that cig. That's right. She smokes cigarettes. And probably has on ripped panty hose and I can see her undies. She's so desparate..I mean, an artist. Also, in case you've forgotten, she is 16.

Cookie & Tori - Together

Hurry and take the picture! I can't let any calories get in my mouth! That was kinda mean. Sorry T.  You are just a skosh too thin okay?

Real Housewives of New Jersey

"...I learned that from Paris Hilton..." Uh, wow.

-Danielle, crazy face eyebrow lovin NJ 'Housewife'

Awesome

Katie Cassidy is coming to Gossip Girl!!! Sweet. Love her. She was formerly on Melrose Place but it got canceled. (Don't judge, I liked MP) She is currently written in a four-story arc that 'is going to cause a lot of trouble' but hopefully she'll stay around a little longer. Yes, David Cassidy is her dad.

Married!

BAG and Megan Fox are married! Congrats you two. Also, nice work getting married on a Monday...I bet you got a sweet discount. The pair reportedly married at the Four Seasons resort on the island of Hawaii, which is the same location where they enjoyed a shirtless- and bikini-filled getaway earlier this month. Her abs are sick.

What I'm Loving

Caldrea Hand Lotion. Citrus Mint Ylang Ylang is glorious. $12 per 16 oz.

Already?

Landon Donovan was a World Cup star this year for team USA. Well, he also has a love child with another woman. Thing is, him and Rules of Engagement star, his ex-wife Bianca, haven't been together for quite some time. And, she apparently supports him and his quest to provide for the child if it is his. Landon says him and Bianca may get back together anyway, so, good for them. It's just funny that the media is trying to make a big scandal about something the players involved know about and don't care about...really. We'll see.

Vanity & Angie

On Shiloh's style: "Shiloh, we feel has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. So it's a suit with a tie and a jacket and slacks, or a tracksuit. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys' everything. She thinks she's one of the brothers."

Jenna Lyons Is So Cool

I've posted about her before. Creative Director for JCREW and fierce fashion non-diva. She seems down to earth, chic, and like she would let you borrow her shoes. Sequins pants and a striped boatneck crewneck? Love it.

Her shoe shrine. Gasp.

RIP MJ

Today is the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. We share the same birthday, so, basically we are kinda related. Oh, and we are both from Indiana. Like twins we are.

Twi Premiere

The long awaited Twilight Premiere.

Dear M.I.A.

May I please come to your wedding? Please and thank you. I have my own sari.

-CK

Keep On Keepn On

With the winners today. Danielle Staub is a 'member of the gay community' now. She also had this to say when asked if she is indeed a lesbian: “I want that question mark there,” she said. “If I’m suggesting something, people pay attention. A long time ago, I realized the power of my fame and that my work on Bravo has given me a voice. Women are going to talk about me, why not use my fame for awareness.” I have no words. Uh, first Prop 8 and now Danielle Staub?! Hasn't the gay community been through enough? Sigh.

Last Post For These Two

Promise. But, J & V are reuniting on July 5th for the reunion show. Oy vey. The producers really need a lot of people to watch it apparently. Not that those two would make me watch anything, but, that's the angle I'm sure.

Incredibly Over

The three-day Wimbledon contest is finally over and American John Isner took the fifth set 70-68 to beat France's Nichoas Mahut in the longest tennis match on record. Amazing. It lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes. What in the world?! The final score was 6-4, 3-6, 6-7 (7-9), 7-6 (7-3), 70-68. I just wanted to type that out because it's mind boggling. Congrats to you both.

Water For Elephants

If you haven't read Water For Elephants, do it! It's a great read and these pics from the upcoming movie look glorious. I can't wait to see it. I will probably not even wait for it to get to the dollar theater. Probably. PS- How is Robert Pattinson EVERYWHERE? Amazing.

Jake's A Monster, Vienna Loves Sausage

US Weekly took Jake's side. (er, paid him) I can't believe these two get the cover of US by the way. What about the more interesting side bars: Britney Seeks Out Creepy Ex!? Oh my. And Sandy's talking to Jesse! Riiighht.

STAR paid Vienna for an interview. Here is her side...it's kinda gross.

"We haven't been intimate in months now," Vienna reveals. "More than four months. At first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him. Then the last excuse was that we fight so much that I push him away. I was like, really — which excuse is it? I literally have been living six months with this guy who won’t be intimate with me!"

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With Grace

Grace Coddington. Former model. Power chick. Her official title is Creative Director at Vogue. You can watch her in action in The September Issue. Brills.

The cover of her book which was published in 2002. And, her modeling in the 60s.

I Don't Mean To Be Mean

But get a life. People camping out 4 days before the Eclipse premiere. Those books must be GOOD.

Bachelorette Recap

I don't know if the 'men' on the Bachelorette are highly educated in "crazy soundbites 101" but they sure act like they all have advanced degrees. "I got this tatoo to be a man" says Kasey to Frank. Because nothing says MAN like a heart wrapped around a shield. He also said "I like feeling pain." And on and on about his ginormous heart. After every scene Kasey was in it was like a director yelled "CUT!" He's so Young & The Restless. It is sad that he gets left by his lonesome on a glacier. I was hoping his big heart could take it. Uh, also, why did Kasey have to wear a blue onesy snow suit? That's just mean. Real men wear onesies? Anyway, good luck to Kasey and his quest for a puppy. I mean lady friend. Sounds like he wants a puppy though, doesn't it? Also, it's super great when the 'men' use their surroundings to describe how they feel. Last night, Rated R said he had his own little volcano brewing. Uh, gross. Does anyone notice how he never references Ali? Ever. Oh, wait, he did say he wanted to win her and swing her around like a heavyweight belt. So, I guess he loves her then, my fault. I also realized last night that Frank sorta looks like my ex. And by my ex I mean Andy Roddick. Well, his ugly (shorter) brother at least. Moving on. Ali got a little tipsy in that big bath they all took together, er, pond pool, whatevs. This led to a Bob Guinney-esque behavior from Ali and she just wanted to kiss everybody. Was anyone surprised at who went home? I think his name was Chris and I only say that because the odds are high since there were about 4 Chris's at the beginning. He really blew my mind with his "I like Mexican food" statement too. Where do they find these people? I do have to give credit to Craig though, his self inked tat was hilarious. Good job Craig. The only other time I've noticed him was during episode 2 (I believe) when he is drinking straight out of a champagne bottle in the background. Hilariously ridiculous. I'm starting to think that Ali may not pick anyone though. Just a feeling. Until next week.

Oh! And Her

Shoes.

Sausage, Why So Sad?

This is Vienna right before the announcement of the breakup. Notice I said announcement.

Knight & Day

Tom and Cameron continue on the promotional tour for their new movie. I just post this pic because I love Cam's outfit. Give it to me. Except I'd unroll the shorts a skosh...what is up with that rolly funky bunch in the crotch area? Sorry, made you look. But, perfecto otherwise.

Penn & Jessica

At a Malibu Rum party? Jessica, I know you are single and super hot, but try not to go fishing in the Gossip Girl pond, okay? I don't want any on-set tension between you and Blake. See folks, this is how rumors get started.

Some Say Love

Don't come easy.

These two have called it quits. Shock. Despair. Say it ain't so. They look so happy here. If these two kids can't make a go of it, what chance do the rest of us have?

The Gorgeous Queen

Got married over the weekend in Sweden. It was a good day for personal trainers. Newly minted Prince Daniel Westling and the Queen Victoria.

MUCH MUSIC Awards-Toronto

Is there any possible way one would decide to wear this dress without being under the influence of some serious drugs? This was not a sober decision. It's just wrong.

Werk, CK

On of my favorites: Catherine Keener.

What Did You See?

Top 10 Weekend Box Office Estimates: June 18-20, 2010


Toy Store 3 (Disney) $109.0 million - opening weekend
Karate Kid (Sony) $29.0 million - 2 wk total $106.3m
The A-Team (20th Century Fox) $13.8 million - 2 wk total $49.8m
Get Him To The Greek (Universal) $6.1 million - 3 wk total $47.9m
Shrek Forever After (Paramount) $5.5 million - 5 wk total $222.9m
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (Disney) $5.3 million - 4 wk total $80.5m
Killers (Lionsgate) $5.1 million - 3 wk total $39.4m
Jonah Hex (Warner Bros.) $5.1 million - opening weekend
Iron Man 2 (Paramount) $2.7 million - 7 wk total $304.0m
Marmaduke (20th Century Fox) $2.7 million - 3 wk total $ $27.9m

Tim Gunn Wrote A Book

In it, he talks about Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley. One story better than the next. Anna (Miss Wintour, The EDITRIX of VOUGE, my apologies) apparently won't take elevators and had her bodyguards carry her down 5 flights of stairs. If you haven't seen The September Issue, watch it...unless you hate fashion, then you'll be bored to tears. Tim also talks about Andre Leon Talley, Vogue's editor-at-large, and how he witnessed him laying on his back and being fed grapes and cubes of cheese by, uh, his assistants? (and sign me up, ha) Although, how big of an ego maniac do you have to be to do that? Who wants to eat cheese laying on their backs? If I'm to eat cheese, I want to be sitting up enjoying it fully engaged in my cheese, not fearing that it may lodge in my throat and kill me. I digress. If these juicy stories are continued throughout the book, I may just buy it! I love a good diva.  

Heidi Is Smart?

Huh. Who knew? I don't like writing about Speidi because I think they represent most things wrong in this world. Oh, too harsh? I don't think so. Apparently, their impending divorce could actually be real. You never know with these two since it seems scheming and paparazzi photos are on their "To Do" list daily. For Heidi's sake, I think a long stay with her mom in Crested Butte could be the best thing she's ever done. We'll see. Make them go away please. And like my mother said, (well she says many things) but she once told me not to trust anyone with two first names (hilarious, I know) and that flesh colored beards are weird. I made that last part up, but, I think it's true.

Howdy Neighbor

Chris Klein admitted himself to rehab at Utah's Cirque Lodge over the weekend. I'm sorry, but he totally looks like Suri. Just saying. Good luck to you and your quest for sobriety Chris.

Summer In The Hamptons

The dreamy pool house. I'm loving the vintage flags, slate flooring,  wood paneled walls and french doors.

Breakfast by the pool.

A view from the main house.

Summer is all things glorious. Warm weather, fresh cut flowers, and dreamy dinners...everything seems better in the summer for some reason. Bare feet in The Hampton's. Here are pictures of Scott Currie's Southhampton's home. Scott is the vice president of global communications for Elie Tahari.