Project Runway

Season 8's winner of Project Runway is GRETCHEN JONES. Nice work G. I liked her stuff actually, but, Mondo was more likable as a person. I think what hurt Mondo the most was Seth Aaron, the winner last season, look was so similar. And Nina and Michael really liked Gretchen. So, good for her. Remake that animal print and I might wear it.

Halloween Dress Up Style.

I'm sportin the Sue Sylvester getup today in honor of great television writing, cheerleading coaches, and short blonde hair. I had a few people actually wonder if I got my hair cut, which, if you could see this wig is the most ridiculous thing on the planet. If I got my hair cut by a little gremlin that lived in my closet and the lights were off...maybe? The wig is ridiculous. Heidi Klum always has an elaborate, awesome costume. She gets the coolest Halloween mom award for sure.

Maura Kelly's Blog Post

Maura Kelly recently blogged in Marie Clare (read it HERE) on the TV sitcom Mike & Molly. (Watch it on your local CBS affiliate, wink) Her position on the issue is it's hard to watch fat people make out on TV. Oh, and that it makes her sick to watch fat people walk across a room too. Was the post insensitive? Yes. Was there some truth to it? Probably. Here's the thing: Obesity is an epidemic in America. It's rampant. People need to be educated. Food needs to be better prepared and the owness is on EVERYONE. From the restaurant industry to how you were raised, a million things factor into your current eating habits as an adult. The media needs to talk about it, but maybe the approach could be less accusatory and more understanding be placed on the foundation which a Mike or a Molly is built.

Teen Mom

I don't watch Teen Mom, but, I think everyone else on the planet does. Anyway, today in The Huffington Post, it said that the moms and the significant others make around 65k a season. It's not The Hills or Jersey Shore money-yet. However, it should afford a reasonable lifestyle and not the barely making ends meet way of life they portray on the show. Just sayin.

Chic Traveler

Diane at LAX.

Bags!

Ohhhh. Look at all her bags. And her boots. Gimme gimme.

WTF

Dear Denise R,

I like you as a brunette, nice work on the new color. However, defending your ex all over the media is weird, wrong, and a diservice to women. He is an abuser and an addict. Get a clue. Stop acting like everything's fine. I know he makes a trillion dollars a year and you don't want to upset him, oh, and because he gets hopped up on coke and beats women up too. Are you scared of Charlie? You and Brooke are defending him. Abuse is abuse. I know you don't think he'll hurt the kiddos but what kind of message is this sending? I'm annoyed. There is a way to be outraged about his behavior and still maintain loyalty to your daughters and to Charlie. Call your publicist to figure it out. Thanks.

Ahhh...

Look! It's the Salahi's. Yep, we know, you really are pinheads. Ew.

Surprised?

The only thing that does surprise me about T's husband, Jersey Joe, is that he has enough energy to entertain all these ladies. She was always talking about getting it on...ew, I can't. It's too much.

Guess Who?

It's the adorable Jonathan Lipnicki! Remember him from Jerry MacGuire? The human head weighs 8 pounds...cute lil bugger.

Ed & Georgia?

Ed Westwick and Georgia Jagger. What a hot couple! Not sure if anythings going on, it's just a picture, however, anyone that can pull of that dress? And look just as hot standing next to Chuck, I mean Ed...nice work Georgia.

Justin Cheats!

Justin cheats on Jessica?! I believe it. How does he not answer his phone for 3 days? Did she wonder where he was? Probably told he was working. Uh huh. Working somethin. Kim K and John Mayer, EW. And, I love that Tipsy Jessica mocked Vanessa Minillo..it's just funny. Of course she did. It's embarrassing J. Clean it up a skosh okay? No one likes a drunk chick making fun of your ex's current fling, it looks weird and desparate. Wait, have I done that before?

Jaylor?

Rumor has is that Taylor Swift and Jakey-poo are starting a relaysh. Do you guys think this is true love? I don't.

GG Fans

US Weekly is reporting Blake and Penn's reps confirmed these two have split. To all the Gossip Girl fans, sadness. Also, I realize I've totally slacked on my GG obsession this seaon. I didn't want to miss any episodes, so, once I get caught up, it's on. Not sure what that means, but, it's on.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta

The RHOA was so funny this week. Hilarious. Nene got plastic surgery, Phaedre had a spectacle of a baby shower, which, if me and my friends attended and ballerina's came twirling out, would've lost it. Phaedre is a cartoon. Is she even real? Her and Dwight look like creepy dolls.

SCAM

Well, not really a SCAM (like, at all) but ELLE Magazine made me super mad today. Mainly because I even blogged about the November cover of ELLE and in a sleepy (glasses wearing) induced haze this morning at the airport (it was 5am, maybe 4?) I bought a copy of ELLE. Only problem was I picked up the same one a few days prior, but, Hillary Swank was on the cover. This morning Kate Hudson. I mean, tomorrow I'll see Diane Kruger and buy that one too. I even started to read it and immediately wondered why ELLE was recycling so much material? It was the same magazine, duh. I gave my 'bonus' copy away to a fashionable lady in the bathroom. Whatever.

Oh, Usher

USHER, denim on denim is never acceptable. Okay? Try to dance it off please.

Holy Sharapova!

Maria Sharapova flashed her brand-new diamond out to lunch with fiancé  and Laker player Sasha Vujacic in Los Angeles. Not too shabby lady. Although, you are only 23. Little young, but, I'll keep that between us. Maybe her and Khloe can sit together at the LAKER games.

Celebs & Fashion

I'm loving Isla Fisher's (This is NOT Amy Adams) dress on the right. Not the shoes, the dress. Here are her first appearances after her babe was born a few months ago.

Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend leaving dinner the other night in LA. I just posted this because she is wearing animal print. And they are a super hot couple.

I'm Back

And ready to blog once again. Keep checking back today for words of wisdom from yours truly. That was funny.

I'm Not Sure What This Is

I only posted this pic of Lorenzo Lamas and some chick because I like her outfit. Yep, I do. Pull up your socks lil lady and stop standing so weirdly with your ta's pushed out--you are going to hurt your back. Oh, and smile a little. Regardless, sweet ensem. And what's up with LL? Looking for another degrading "Are You Hot" show to judge and laser point people's 'flaws?' Remember that show?! It was so ridiculous.

Happy Friday!

Which GLEE hunk is your fave?

Danger!

This is life-changing news. Are you ready for it? If a life pleasure of yours is sipping a refreshing beverage from a straw then read no further because you may have to give it up. Apparently, drinking from a straw causes the same around the mouth wrinkles that cigarettes cause! Say what?! Who knew?! Maybe everyone on the planet but me, (and one other girlfriend I know of) so, needless to say, I was strawk-ed! Goodbye straws, parting is really harder than you know. Will Diet Coke's taste the same strawless? Doubt it. What if I wear sunscreen? Then my soda will just taste like coconuts and I'll still have a mouth full of wrinkles. This is annyoing.

Holy Big Kitty!

This is the longest cat in the world. He's over 4 feet long. Woah. His name is Stewie.

GILT SALE

Winter is apporaching. It's true. One of the best things about winter = a pretty scarf. Here are a few on sale today from YARNZ at GILT. All of the scarves shown are $59. Another good way to incorporate animal print too.

D & D

My favorite Diane K with Dermot Mulroney showing their new film Inhale at a home in LA.The duo star together in the thriller which explores the black market of organ donation in order to save their child's life.  So many movies to see.  

Dinner Date

Taylor Swift and her brother in London. What a good looking family.

Pay Attention To Me!

Kim Z at a mall. Did anyone see Real Housewives of Atlanta last Monday? Why is Kandi so nice to Kim?  My favorite part was how Kim thought all these men at the Palm Springs "White Party" might be into her. No Kim. Stop trying to flirt with them, I guarantee they are NOT interested in you. Promise.

The Celebrity Apprentice

Gary Busey and Lil Wayne?! Oy, vey Donald. Have fun.Where are the ladies?

Halloween Treats

I don't know why I did this. I'm sorry, but I read how many calories are in our favorite fun-size treats, so, now you get to read it too. That's what happens when you read this blog. What's your favorite candy? I like Dots and I have no idea why? It's the most annyoing candy, but, I still eat them. In the spirit of Halloween friends, here you go:

Serving Size: 1 treat size (fun size)

 Snickers

Calories = 72

  Fat = 3.5

Sugar = 7g 

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Calories = 80

Fat  = 4.5

Sugar = 7

Almond Joy

Calories = 91

Fat = 5.1

Sugar = 9.2

Reese's Nutrageous

Calories = 95

Fat = 5.5

Sugar = 7.5

Milky Way

Calories = 76

Fat = 2.9

Sugar = 10.9

Butterfinger

Calories = 100

Fat = 4

Sugar = 10

M&M's

Calories = 90

Fat = 4

Sugar = 11.5

Peanut M&M's

Calories = 93

Fat = 4.7

Sugar = 9.1

Nestle Crunch

Calories = 51.3

Fat = 2.7

Sugar = 5.6

Peppermint Pattie

Calories = 47

Fat = 1

Sugar = 8.6

Kit Kat

Calories = 73

Fat = 3.7

Sugar = 67

Dots

Calories = 70

Fat = 0

Sugar = 11

Skittles

Calories = 80

Fat = .8

Sugar = 15

Jelly Belly Jellybeans

Calories = 35

Fat = 0

Sugar = 7

3 Musketeers

Calories = 63.3

Fat = 2

Sugar = 10

Milky Way Dark

Calories = 81

Fat = 3

Sugar= 11

Hershey's Bar

Calories = 66.7

Fat = 4

Sugar = 7.7

100 Grand

Calories = 95

Fat = 4

Sugar = 11

Nerds

Calories = 50

Fat = 0

Sugar = 12

Whoppers

Calories = 100

Fat = 4

Sugar = 13

Mike & Ike

Calories = 50

Fat = 0

Sugar = 9

SweeTarts

Calories = 10

Fat = 0

Sugar = 2.4

Milk Duds

Calories = 40

Fat = 2

Sugar = 6.3

Happy Wedding Week Kids

At London's Heathrow airport last night were Katy Perry and Russel Brand en route to Jaipur to get married! Let's the festivities begin. Rumor is there will be no prenup.

Tonight's TV

Tonight's Premieres:

Cartoon Network: Tower Prep at 8p

PBS: Nova at 8p; FRONTLINE at 9p; Independent Lens at 10p (check local listings)

Bravo: The Millionaire Matchmaker at 9p

Discovery Channel: Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe at 9p; Ghost Lab at 10p

Investigation Discovery: Cold Blood at 9p TV One: K-Ci and JoJo ...Come Clean at 9p & 930p Animal Planet: Freak Encounters at 1030p

ReNewing Divorce Papers

If you don't know who this is, then you are better than me and good for you. It's Vicki Gunvalson...the I-work-more-than-anyone-on-the-planet Vicki from The Real Housewives of OC. She filed for divorce yesterday. Kinda sad, Donn seemed way too nice for Vicki anyway. Still. They just renewed their vows in 2009.

If I Could Turn Back Tiiimmmeee...

Ohhhh...(insert Cher hair toss) Oh, wait. I'm sorry--it's actually Georgina, AKA Michelle Trachtenberg.

Dancing With The Big Tutu Wearing Apes?

 Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas on Dancing With The Stars. Now what is going on here? Huh. Hope her mom doesn't shoot them by accident. JK. Kinda.

Mad Men Finale

Cast members of Mad Men at the finale party in NYC

I haven't watched it yet because the infautation with DEXTER has taken up all of my TV viewing time. However, I did see Real Housewives of Bev Hills, more to come on that later. Anywho, DEXTER made me so upset last night. The Season 4 finale and the first episode of Season 5 have permanently scarred me. No joke. Last night, as I was ugly crying, heaving sobs I was embarrassed, yet,  mostly pissed off. How could the writers of the show do this to me?! I took it personal. It seemed unecessary. I don't even know if I'll watch it anymore. So upsetting. Anyway, I don't want to ruin it for those who have not seen it, but, for those of you who have, I mean...right? Awful. I need to get a life, I realize this.

Katy Perry Does Nails

She will soon have her own bottled scent, but, in the meantime a line of OPI nail color will do. Here are her shades of glitter, Katy Perry style: Teenage Dream, a pink sparkle; Not Like the Movies, a silvery metallic; Last Friday Night, a bold blue glitter; The One That Got Away, a dark berry-purple; and Black Shatter, a top coat that crackles to create a textured look.

Elle's Women In Hollywood Event

Grey carpet, instead of red. How chic, love that. Diane Kruger, Gwennie, Kate Hudson, Rachel Zoe in another prego-friendly ensem. Cutey Jake G, looks like a good night.

Not Together

Awww. Vom.

Still Together

Ohhh. Vom.

Photo Chopped

Here is Avril Lavigne on this months MAXIM. Uh, you guys forgot to photoshop her elbow back on -- and she is missing part of her arm too.

Searching For An Animal

No, Michelle Williams isn't an animal. Here she is looking lovely in an Erdem dress at the London Film Festival premiere of Blue Valentine. In my neverending quest for something animal print, CHECK OUT HER SHOES. Perfect. Another wise (gorg, successful) woman I  know said a chic way to incoporate animal print (if animal print is your thing, good for you, and knock yourself out) is a clutch. Glorious idea. Shoes or a clutch. Problem solved.

A Little K & R

Katy and Russell had lunch in Los Feliz yesterday after some time apart both promoting their own projects. Rumor is the two are getting married in India this weekend. They are flying out 85 of their closest friends for a tiger safari and a 3 day wedding ceremony extravaganza. Mazel you two.

She's Like The Village Bicycle...

Everyones had a, sorry, as a woman, I won't finish the thought...Anyway, rumor has it that Jasmine (recently in the news for sleeping with David Arquette) and Vinny from The Jersey Shore hooked up in Vegas after the MTV VMA Awards. To her credit, I guess he's the cutest one? (from The Shore)