Sigh.

Katy and Russell are getting divorced. They spent Christmas apart.

So sad. But, honestly, I think Russell pulled one over on Miss Perry.

He played the reformed playboy and swept her off her feet. 

Unfortunately, he couldn't really change.

They were married a short 14 months.

Should I say something like...don't worry Katy..

because baby you're a firework!

I know, I know.

MJ & Fiance

Mazel you two. Uh, my advice, get a prenup. 

MJ's first divorce was one of the most expensive ever. 

You can give Kobe a call if you need to chat.

Because Kobe and Vanessa are 'working' it out now. 

And by working it out I mean it was too expensive to get divorced.

It's just the truth people. 

Vote

Who was a hotter mess in 2011? Lohan or Sheen? 

Will you just look at Lindsay for a second...I mean, it's hard to, I know. 

But, just look at her. 

Remember in the 80's with the egg on the frying pan and the tagline...

'this is your brain on drugs'? 

Well, this is your brain on drugs kids. 

If you wanna look like this, knock yourself out. Literally.

Morning RG

Ohhh morning Ryan. See, stars are just like us. 

After an MMA workout, Ryan stocks up on gear. 

What exactly is MMA gear? A big metal cage? A box of bandaids? Huh.

Anyway, he looks good doing it.

Back At Work

Guiliana went back to work yesterday just 2 weeks after surgery. 

She says she feels fine, just stiff and sore.

Mazel G. Hope everything turns out glorious for you.

John Legend Engaged

John Legend and model Chrissy Teigen are engaged. 

I like her...she fights people on Twitter. 

On The Slopes

Remember when the hubby and I lived on the ski slopes? Well, not actually on them but very close. This is kinda what we looked like. Seal and Heidi Klum. Yep. Just like these two.

Right On Riley

This is awesome. Riley wants to know why all the girl stuff is pink...

good question Riley, good question.

At The Green Bay Game

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And awesome.

Fake Cover

This fabricated cover of Taylor Lautner has been circulating 

the internet and even had celebs tweeting their support. 

Huh. Hmmmm. 

How did this happen? And, most importantly, who cares?

I hate to tell you, but, there are LOTS of closeted stars in Hollywood. 

Not saying anything about TL.

The ultimate question...

Would knowing someone is gay make you feel one way or another about their acting ability? 

I hope not. It'd be nice to see more and more people getting to be themselves and not feeling like they had to hide.  

New Babe For Deniro

Robert and his wife, Grace, welcomed a lil girl via surrogate. 

Which makes it his 6th child, 2nd with Grace. 

What do you think? Is he to old to have another kiddo? He is 68.

Matt y Camilla

Got engaged. Mazel you two. They have two kiddos...he proposed on Christmas day.

Is this an Instagram pic ya think?

Hope Y'all Had A Merry Christmas!

Sorry for the lack in blogging...the hubby and I both worked the holiday, so, that was fun. 

Not really, but, thankful to have a somewhat steady gig. 

Let the posts resume.

Another Christmas Card

Love...Jen and Justin..and Cara and Lee.

Morning!

Happy Friday y'all. When did it get to be Dec 23rd? 

I haven't sent Christmas cards (like, uh, ever...I figure when we have a babe I'll think about it, although my pup, Judy is my child and I still didn't do it this year, I digress...)

 I have friends to call, and a few presents left to wrap. 

However, this morning has me feeling thankful. 

Thankful for great friends, family...and health. That's all. 

Tis the holiday season. Happy Friday.

Oh, Melanie Amaro won X-Factor last night. 

I bet she's having an exhausted, thankful Friday.

Congrats lady.

Wow

Who can wear head to toe plaid? Gwen Stefani thats who. 

Not too many other people, so, don't try it. 

I mean you can if you want...but, it's risky.

Sammi Sweetheart

Wow. Sammi looks like...well, a sweetheart.

Seth & Franco

Pineapple Express sequel? Good thing...or bad thing?

Mariah Carey

Is in Aspen for the holidays. Like every year. 

Do you think she actually ski's? 

And, give me your dreamy grey poncho please. I want it.

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is getting a Grammy; the Special Merit Award. After reading his biography, (which I totally recommend, by the way) it is truly is amazing how much he changed the world. His vision was the cause of The Mac, ITunes,  the Ipod, and the Ipad...the IPhone. The list goes on...Pixar.

Good read. A much deserved award for a true visionary. Just a little too late.

Alrighty...

Apparently these two got engaged last weekend. 

He proposed in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, which, is a pretty good move.

Love that place.

Anyway, I'm not sure if they did or didn't...

although their reps not saying anything makes me think it's true. 

Will they actually get married? Huh. Doubt it.

I'm a ray of sunshine this morning people.

Last Minute Gifts

Restoration Hardware has up to 50% off today. 

Also, in store...Banana Republic is offering 40% off. OH, AND,

JCREW has an extra 30% off EVERYTHING. Glorious.

It's so hard to shop for other people. Tis the season.

Another Celeb Christmas Card...

This is Fergie and Josh Duhamel's holiday greeting...so uh....

Happy Holidays!

cara&lee

Perfection

Kate. Flawless.

Adorable

SMG, er Buffy, and her lil princess Charlotte.

Are Y'all Watching Housewives?

Any of them really.
I want to talk about Peter (Cynthia's hubby) for a second. 

(RH of Atlanta) I feel so sorry for Cynthia. 

If anything, I think that her mom and sister are pushing her towards Peter,
not away from him. 

Like they want. 

He seems like one of those dudes that never really has a job. 

I've dated one of those so this comes from a place of experience. Unfortunately. 

It's a whole lotta shiest--y. 

For Cynthia, I think she fell in love and couldn't get out. 

All to common occurrence. 

I feel so sorry for her. Peter is a dud. 

Cynthia needs a good girlfriend to lift her up and
get her the hell on out of there.

For the record, I hope I'm wrong. 

Another Split

Debra Messing and Daniel Zelman are calling it quits after 10 years. 

They have a sweet 7 year old boy Roman. 

It's amicable. Uh huh..aren't they all.

Merry Christmas

It's the Kardashian Christmas card. I think I'm going to use it for mine too. It looks like a lot of work, so, I want to make sure they get their money's worth.

Happy Holiday's...cara&lee.

Ellen's Movin

Into Brad Pitt's old digs! Her and Portia plunked down 12 million. 

It looks pretty glorious. Mazel you two.

Our Lil Brit Brit...

Engaged.

Divorcing...no prenup. Good luck KB.

December Birthdays...

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruises puppet, er,
 wife turns 33 on Sunday. 

I remember Chris Katan
(SNL, Peepers, Night At The Roxbury, etc)

said the only guest host he was ever intimidated by was Miss Holmes.

Why? Because he said she was beyond gorg. Sweet. 

She is beautiful...just a little Audrina Patridge the last few years, 

if you know what I'm saying.

2011 Breakups

Which celeb breakup shocked you the most? Hmmm.

I don't know. I guess Kris and Kim since they lasted a mere 72 days.

Not The PItts

My mom always says "Well, that's the pits." She says other little sayings I quite enjoy. Her mom (my grandmother obviously) had so many saying sometimes it would take me awhile just to figure out what she meant. Oh, anyway, which leads me to Brad Pitt's birthday on Sunday. He's 48. Hot. 

Madges Set List

Here is the set list for Madonna's halftime Super Bowl performance:

Give Me All Your Love (with Guests)

Ray Of Light

Vogue

Music

Holiday

I approve. I would personally like a little La Isla Bonita. But, I wasn't expecting it.

The full list of nominees for the 69th annual Golden Globes. 

The GG's are on January 15th and will be hosted by Ricky Gervais, 

his third straight year hosting the show. 

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA

"War Horse"

"The Ides of March"

"The Help"

"Moneyball"

"Hugo"

"The Descendants"

BEST PICTURE, COMEDY

"The Artist"

"50/50"

"Bridesmaids"

"My Week With Marilyn"

"Midnight in Paris"

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA

George Clooney, "The Descendants"

Brad Pitt, ''Moneyball''

Leonardo DiCaprio, ''J.Edgar''

Ryan Gosling, ''The Ides of March''

Michael Fassbender, ''Shame''

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA

Viola Davis, "'The Help''

Meryl Streep, ''The Iron Lady''

Tilda Swinton, ''We Need to Talk About Kevin''

Rooney Mara, "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo''

Glenn Close, ''Albert Nobbs''

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY

Jean Dujardin, "The Artist''

Brendan Gleeson, ''The Guard''

Owen Wilson, ''Midnight in Paris''

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, ''50/50''

Ryan Gosling, ''Crazy, Stupid, Love''

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY

Michelle Williams, ''My Week With Marilyn''

Jodie Foster, ''Carnage''

Kristen Wiig, ''Bridesmaids''

Charlize Theron, ''Young Adult''

Kate Winslet, ''Carnage''

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Albert Brooks, ''Drive''

Christopher Plummer, ''Beginners''

Kenneth Branagh, ''My Week With Marilyn''

Jonah Hill, ''Moneyball''

Viggo Mortensen, ''A Dangerous Method''

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Berenice Bejo, ''The Artist''

Octavia Spencer, ''The Help''

Jessica Chastain, ''The Help''

Janet McTeer, ''Albert Nobbs''

Shailene Woodley, "The Descendants"

BEST DIRECTOR

Martin Scorsese, ''Hugo''

George Clooney, ''The Ides of March''

Michel Hazanavicius, ''The Artist''

Alexander Payne, ''The Descendants''

Woody Allen, ''Midnight in Paris''

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA

"American Horror Story"

"Boardwalk Empire"

"Boss"

"Game of Thrones"

"Homeland"

BEST COMEDY SERIES

"New Girl"

"Enlightened"

"Episodes"

"Glee"

"Modern Family"

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA

Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"

Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

Kelsey Grammer, "Boss"

Jeremy Irons, "The Borgias"

Damian Lewis, "Homeland"

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA

Claire Danes, "Homeland"

Mireille Enos, "The Killing"

Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

Madeleine Stowe, "Revenge"

Callie Thorne, "Necessary Roughness"

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY

Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"

David Duchovny, "Californication"

Johnny Galecki, "The Big Bang Theory"

Thomas Jane, "Hung"

Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY

Tina Fey, "30 Rock"

Amy Poehler, "Parks and Recreation"

Laura Dern, "Enlightened"

Zooey Deschanel, "New Girl"

Laura Linney, "The Big C"

BEST TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES

"Mildred Pierce"

"Too Big To Fail"

"Cinema Verite"

"Downton Abbey"

"The Hour"

BEST ACTOR, TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES 

William Hurt, "Too Big To Fail"

Hugh Bonneville, "Downton Abbey"

Idris Elba, "Luther"

Bill Nighy, "Page Eight"

Dominic West, "The Hour"

SUPPORTING ACTOR, TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES 

Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"

Paul Giamatti, "To Big To Fail"

Guy Pearce, "Mildred Pierce"

Tim Robbins, "Cinema Verite"

Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES

Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story"

Kelly Macdonald, "Boardwalk Empire"

Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"

Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

Evan Rachel Wood, "Mildred Pierce"

BEST SCREENPLAY

''Midnight in Paris''

''The Ides of March''

''The Artist''

''The Descendants''

''Moneyball''

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

''Rango''

''The Adventures of Tintin''

''Puss in Boots''

''Arthur Christmas''

''Cars 2''

BEST FOREIGN FILM

''In the Land of Blood and Honey''

''Flowers of War''

''The Skin I Live In''

''The Kid With a Bike''

''A Separation''

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

''W.E.''

''The Help''

''Albert Nobbs''

''Machine Gun Preacher''

''Gnomeo and Juliet''

BEST SCORE

''The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo''

''War Horse''

''The Artist''

''W.E.''

Morning...

Hi ladies. Give me all your green stuff.

WHAAAAATTT?!!!

Gretchen Rossi (Real Housewives of the OC, Slade Smiley's significant other)

is the new spokesperson for Circo Vodka. 

Say what?

First P Dids, now Gretchen?! 

WOW.

PS-She also has YOUTUBE videos of how she does her hair, FYI.

If you wanna be like her. Don't ask me how I know that.

Ed Westwick

Lookin good boo.

Looking Good

It's Anna Chlumsky. Do you remember watching My Girl?

Oh My Ga. My mom, Cynthia, and I cried 

like all of our puppies just died during that movie.

I'm getting choked up thinking about it.

Anyway, she looks great!

Random.

Miss Barbara

Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 tonight on ABC.

The promos look good. 

Barbara asks great questions.

Plus, as you get older you just don't care anymore 

and hopefully get a little gutsier

asking good questions and not just kissing celebrity a*s. 

Just a thought.

Anywho, apparently the Kardashians are collectively on the list 

and Kim says married life is "good." The interview was taped on Oct 6.

She filed for divorce Oct 31. 

It's Wednesday!

Happy Hump Day Mr. T!

I'm Going To Do It

And by do it, I mean speculate on a poor woman's belly. 

But, does Princess Kate look prego in this pic or is it just me? 

She looks pregnant. That's it. She does. 

Mazel?

Adopt A Puppy Today...or Tomorrow

Jane Lynch just adopted a sweet pup. 

Looks sorta like my puppy (Ms Judy Grrrrland) so I had to post this pic.

VOGUE

Meryl Streep is the oldest (and super fierce) woman to grace the cover of VOGUE. 

Proving you only get better with age. 

Matt Damon

On the cover of GQ. Does he ever age?

Could be the t-shirt from his 8th grade school picture too.

Online Sales

Last day for 30% off at GAP, Banana Republic, Piperlime and Old Navy. 

Must be online! 

Enter code : HOLIDAY

I Love Musicals

All musicals. It doesn't matter. Love. 

Anyway, rumor has it that there is a new one in the works...

Austin Powers. Yep. Austin Powers: The Musical. 

Yeah baby, er whatever. What do you think? 

My New Workout...

And by new I mean nearly 2 months old. But, it's amazing. 

Glorious even. It's called The Dailey Method 

and it's a combination of ballet, barre work, weight training, and so many planks 

it'll make you dizzy. 

But, in a good way. 

I've honestly never been so toned. 

It's kinda amazing. 

Check it out to see if it's near you.

It's kinda pricey, but with 'new client' deals it makes it a skosh affordable.

Although, I don't know what I'm gonna do when
I'm not a 'new client' anymore.
I'll figure it out. I need it.

Oh Hiiiii

Ryan Gosling.

Oh Linz

Lindsay Lohan got her $5k Chanel bag 

stolen in Hawaii over the weekend.

Don't worry, she got it back. 

Minus 10k she had in it. Hmmm. 

Why would one carry around 10K (in cash) in their bag? 

Also, would you leave it in the car? 

Who knows. But, the story is unlikely for a normal person.

Then again, LiLo isn't that normal.

Who Was Your Fave?

I love December for many reasons. 

One of them being the 'end of year lists.' 

Lots of fashion this year...who was your favorite? 

Ha Ha Ha Ha RIGHT

Angelina Jolie told US Weekly that she prefers Christmas shopping not online or in-store..but ordering from catalogues. WHAT?! I'm sorry, 1991 called and they want their Speigel catalogue back. This is ridiculous. Does US Weekly think that we really believe that Angelina Jolie orders from a catalogues?!!

And why is catalogue spelled like this? Gimme a break. 

DG with AC

I've always liked David Gregory. He had to fill Tim Russert shoes whom I was mildly obsessed with, and that's not easy to do. Anyway, did anyone watch The Today Show this morning. I'm on one about Anne Curry, I know, but what in the world is going on? She talks over everyone, looks completely annoyed by David Gregory and has no idea whats going on. Listen, I know, we all have off days. However, if you're on a network morning show you pull it together.