Bad Cover Girl

Cover Girl just admitted that the model in this ad is wearing false eyelashes.

The ad, you may notice is for their 'lash blast volume' product.

So, to make your eyelashes longer girls you need fake ones...or a prescription.

Bachelorette Biz

I don't see what the huge deal is about the dude in the mask. Oh, his name is Jeff. Sorry, I'm not into appearances or labels. My point is: it's not a paper bag. You can still see your face bro. Just saying. There is so much angst with this dude and his interaction with the others. It seems setup. Over it. Also, this year, is it just me or do the bachelor's have super tragic stories? It's almost as if the producers felt they had to pick men with such drama/heart-wrenching stories in case you weren't completely sold on Ashley, you'd find someone to love, empathize and root for regardless. Also, let's talk about the best part of the show this week: THE JABBAWOKEEZ. Don't judge, but, last time I was in Vegas I got to see their show. Amazing. I highly reccommend it. I'd liked to briefly touch on Bentley. People here are saying that he's a 'really great guy' and that he was edited unfairly. Uh, okay. Whomever he was talking about he said what he said and that's that. People don't like editors because they see themselves on TV. And it's somehow surprising. Look, I'm sorry he hurt Ashley's feelings but I found myself laughing everytime he's onscreen. He is ridiculous.

It's clear he's having just as much fun playing to the camera's as we are watching it. I must say, I'm a little nervous for the 'Ashley Roast' a la Comedy Central next week. Seems unecessary and mean.

Oh Ashley, hang in there. The season just started.

Tonight's TV + NBA Finals

Tonight's Premieres:

NBC: America's Got Talent at 9p

Bravo: Million Dollar Decorators at 10p

Lifetime: Love Handles: Couples in Crisis at 10p

Telemundo: La Casa de al Lado at 10p

TLC: The Little Couple at 10p & 1030p

My Thoughts On The Bachelorette...

In just a few...I have much to say.

Mrs. Romo Ya'll

Tony Romo and Candice Crawford got married over the weekend. Her brother is Chace Crawford for those of you who don't know. Crawford's bridesmaids wore Badgley Mischka dresses, and Romo and the men in the wedding party wore custom made Dolce & Gabbana tuxes. "They all wore white jackets and black tuxedo pants," a source said. In lieu of a limousine, the newlyweds left the wedding party in a vintage Cadillac. The party went on until around 2:00 a.m.

Memorial Day Weekend

Is over unfortunately. Lee and I spent the weekend hiking in Zion. Gorg. Joel Silver had a famous friends party in Malibu. Well, not really, but there were lotsa famous people there. Hey, Guy Ritchie's girlfriend...give me your dress! Thanks.

It's Just Bizarre

I'm sure you've heard about this story, what do you guys think about the so-called genderless baby?

Read the article HERE. I don't understand it. I'm all for being who you are, so, it's confusing to me that they are hiding the gender. You don't have to do the nursery in pink or blue you know. There are many options.

Super Busy Day

Sorry for the lack of posting y'all. Super busy day. I'm so excited it's FRIDAY.

Dreamy McDreamerton...

Ryan Reynolds is a major dreamboat. He gave a good interview in the June/July issue of DETAILS.

Here is what he had to say on his recent divorce with Scarlett Johannson:

 "Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it. I'm not out of it yet. At all. But I sense that as I do come through it, there's optimism. How can there not be? I don't think I want to get married again, but you always reevaluate these things. Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up. I gotta say, I'm a different person than I was six months ago. . . . What was happening privately was the exact opposite of what was being reported. There was no story and no scandal, so the narrative was just created for me. That was the most disturbing part. I wasn't angry. I absolutely predicted every beat of it. There's an entire economy around this sort of thing — therefore it's gotta happen one way or another."

Really?!

Really? Wow. Kris Humphries must also be the heir to post-its er something.

Here is Kim sporting her 2 million dollar engagement ring.

Scotty Wins!

 Scotty wins! Thoughts? I say...uh...okay, whatever. Congrats. He seems like a sweet kid.



Who's It Gonna Be?

Well, I think outta all these kids Scotty is going to win. But, I did forget to watch last night..

what do you think?

Tonight's Finales:

ABC: The Middle at 8p; Modern Family at 9p; Cougar Town at 931p; Happy Endings at 1030p

FOX: American Idol at 8p

CBS: Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior at 10p

Investigation Discovery: Cold Blood at 10p

Sammy & Ronny

Oh no.

Kris&Kim

Kris and Kim are engaged. The ring is 975 carat's I think...er, something like that. But seriously.

It was a 20.5-carat Lorrain Schwartz diamond. Goodness!

That seems a little excessive...says the girl with a not 20.5 carat diamond. Ha. 

Bad Bentley, Bad

Just watched The Bachelorette. My favorites include JP, any dude who makes wine for a living, and the Solar Energy guy/first impression rose. I don't know their names yet. 

But, I do know Mr Bentley. Bad boy B. 

What a d-bag. 

My favorite line of the day from a girl at work (who knows the fam) said "I don't know what business he trying to 'promote,' he sells trampolines." hahaha. 

He said he runs a 'fun center' on the show. 

Nonetheless, that was hilar.

The Last Dance

I've been watching an excessive amount of Oprah lately.

And, alas, tomorrow is her last show.

I don't talk about work on here...uh, ever.

But, I'm so excited that Kelly and I are hosting a LIVE show tomorrow in honor of Miss O.

Can't wait. Her final show was taped today and is just her love letter to America.

Sounds perfect.

Tonight's TV

Tonight's Finales:

NBC: The Biggest Loser at 8p

ABC: Dancing with the Stars ... The Results Show 9p

FOX: Glee at 9p

truTV: Hardcore Pawn at 9p

Bravo: Pregnant in Heels at 10p

Sundance Channel: All on the Line at 10p

Jane Is Awesome

I love Jane Lynch.

Her character Sue Sylvester on GLEE has to be one of the best TV sitcom personalities ever.

Rumor is she is in talks with the TV Academy about hosting the Emmy Awards,

which will air on Fox on Sept. 18.

Did You Hear?

60-year-old Kirstie Alley has lost a total of 38 inches and credit Dancing With The Stars!

Lookin good lady.

Wish I could dance 8 hours a day.

Well, until I had to probably.

Then I'd just want to take a nap.

Love This

I'm loving this picture of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge greeting/chatting with the Obama's today. Kate, in Reiss, looks stunning. The room could use a little more gold, but, other than that, looks all right.

Go Away

It has literally rained in Salt Lake for a month. Which, is weird since it rained about 5 days the first two years I lived here. But I won't complain about the rain. So sad to see the devastation elsewhere.

More PDA

Well, not really. But Blake and Leo are strolling down the streets of Italy...which, is a lot of PDA for Leo.

Whew girl. Be careful y'all. Leo has quite a, uh, reputation. Bar who?

Waaa pOW!

Jack Black. Just because.

Billboard Awards Most Fashionable

I'm going to go with (although slightly age inapropriate)

Selena Gomez!

It's a music awards show...have some fun ladies!

 I would love to see Taylor Swift in something a little daring, risque even. Come on Taylor, we know you're not the good girl you pretend to be. Wink, wink.

Tonight It Begins

Ashley is the next Bachlorette on the 900th season premiere tonight on ABC.

What is going on in this picture?

I had to post it because it's so awkard.

Who let this be her publicity photo?

Why do I love this show so much? Crap, I can't help it.

Bentley is the cast member (from Utah) getting all the early scandalous buzz...

wonder if Michelle Money gave him tips?

Britney & Rihanna Kiss

Well, onstage during the S&M performance at The Billbaord Music Awards last night in Vegas.

Look at all that leather and fishnet. I'm sure it was a hot kiss, but, come on ladies, been there done that right?

Man-Skanks

E! has this picture up on their website with the title "Who is Hollywood's biggest manskank?"

Good question E. I don't think any of these losers is worthy of any kind of title, albeit a skank title or not.

They all suck. Your thoughts?

Princess Beatrice's Fascinator

Princess B's Phillip Treacy designed fascinator sold on EBay yesterday for $130,000.

ET Cover

Jennifer Lawrence is Katniss.

This Weekends Finales

Tonight's Finales:

FOX: Kitchen Nightmares at 8p

The CW: Supernatural at 9p

Saturday's Finale:

NBC: Saturday Night Live at 1129p

Sunday's Finales:

ABC: America's Funniest Home Videos at 7p

FOX: American Dad at 730p; The Simpsons at 8p; Bob's Burgers at 830p

NBC: Celebrity Apprentice at 9p

HISTORY: Inspector America at 10p

Showtime: The Borgias at 10p



Courtney & Roberto

Courtney Love and Roberto Cavalli in Cannes at the AMFAR party. Quick question: Why is Courtney always wearing the same dress? It looks like the one sorta kinda from when she wowed at the Oscars, but, like she hasn't taken it off since then. That whitte gown was Versace...and it was 1997.

One more thing: Are those bruises all over her arm? And tats...tats and bruises? Hot.

Ba-Bye

It was Mary Hart's last day of taping Entertainment Tonight and all of her old co-anchors showed up. Even recording superstar John Tesh. Awesome.

Pretty People

Couples at Cannes. Usually, Josh and Diane are my favorite, but, Dev and Frieda are a close second!

Look!

Its Pippa. Lookin good lady.

Well, Crap

My Stevie Nicks singn rocker got kicked off tonight. She sang B-ba-be Benny and The Jets and gave a big middle finger to America. Not really. She did everything but that last part. Nothing against Scotty and Lauren, like em both, but, Haley was a tad cocky (okay, she has loads of confidence) and should've at least been in the final. Oh well. I should've voted huh?

Look! Look!

Blake and Leo on a yacht. I mean Serena...no, I mean Blake. Hmmm.

Nearing The End

One of Oprah's last shows! A pic of Oprah and a gaggle of famous people.
Madonna...Katie and Tom...Beyonce...everyone loves some O, huh?
Seriously, I bet it's no small feat getting all those egos together.

CBS UPFRONT PIC

Well, look at that. Ashton Kutcher fits right in...apparently he made the comment that with his new role he feels like "he won the lottery." Yep, you kinda did dude.

The Beaver At Cannes

You know, the Mel Gibson/Jodie Foster movie where he uses a Beaver to express his feelings? This picture is so amazing. He's just relaxing in his jeans smoking cigs. Haha. What?

JUNE'S GQ

Nice. Alexander Skarsgard. Not too shabby.

Christina...

Those are not pants. I have the same ones, you have to wear something over them, bokay? Great, thanks. I know, you look sad you forgot pants too...

WOAH BREAKING NEWS! (ANOTHER RE-POST)

Phew. Don't worry y'all.

In contradiction to US Weekly, Taylor and Russell Armstrong are NOT getting divorced. Thank goodness.

What in the world? Why is this story in all the tabloids?! Well, I guess Jon Gosselin used to be too.

Who Will Survive? RE-POST FROM LAST WEEK

Who will be cut this eve from America Idol? I honestly have no idea. I fast-forward through  most of the talking so I missed Haley's apparent diva moment while being crticized by the judges. Huh. Haley, come on, it was Randy for crying out loud. Plus, have you seen any past seasons??...because there was a judge on AI, back in the day, named SIMON. So, buck up buttercup.

Here is what she said to E! News: 

"Yeah I'm mad, everybody else gets good feedback and they really let me have it. They don't feel bad for me. Never have, never will. I got a little upset because that song is downright inspiring and emotional. No matter what, that hit me to the heart." Haley, get OVER IT. Okay, done. Lauren Alaina apparently stuck up for Haley too saying it wasn't fair. Uh, okay. Judges are supposed to critique ladies.

They are JUDGES, not COMPLIMENTER'S. Actually, now that I think about it...
**We all know that rocker James Durbin got the boot. Surprising. And he cried a lot. Sorry James.

Busy Day

Douche. That's all. I'm not even surprised...eh. People are disappointing me as of late.

January In June

January Jones is on the cover of the June ALLURE. Gorg.

She talks about...blah blah blah who cares...who's your baby daddy?!

On The Flip Side...

Britney has been looking fierrrceee as of late. Here are two pics of her in the last week in Herve Leger.

Lookin good mama. Although what's up with those black boots? Just goes to show you when she pulls her weave tight and dresses up...the old Britney is still in there.

Rut Roh...!

KFed is super large y'all. What in the world?!

He looks like that South Park episode where Cartman got real, real fat doesn't he?

Even that kid is confused...wasn't he on Celebrity Fit Club?

Don Lemon Is OUT!

I love CNN anchor Don Lemon. He announced that he is, indeed, gay. Good for you D.

Hope you can live life how you want to...now who else wants to come out?

NBC's NEW COMEDIES

NBC is adding more comedies to their lineup. As long as Parks & Recreation and 30 Rock stay, I welcome these new shows. And, some of them seem pretty alright. I interviewed Amanda Peet once (via satellite, to be clear) and wanted to ask her about Saving Silverman, but, was restricted to talking about Crest White Strips, lame, I know. However, she seems like a cool chick. I kinda wanted to be her friend. Anyway, she's in a new show. See below for Amanda's Bent and other new comedies...

Whitney - Multi-camera comedy about modern love highlighting the relationship of Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D'Elia), a happily unmarried couple.
Up All Night - From Emily Spivey and Lorne Michaels, this comedy offers a contemporary take on parenthood about successful PR executive, Reagan (Christina Applegate) and her stay-at-home husband, Chris (Will Arnett) as they juggle a career, marriage and a new baby. Maya Rudolph also stars as Ava, Reagan's outrageous boss and best friend.
 Free Agents - Single-camera comedy, based on a UK format, about two eccentric co-workers who fall in love. Hank Azaria and Kathryn Hahn star in the lead roles.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea - Multi-camera comedy about a group of 20-something women living and working together led by one out-spoken young woman played by Laura Prepon. The comedy is based on Chelsea Handler's life and her book.
Best Friends Forever - A single-camera comedy about a woman and her live-in boyfriend who take in her upset and pushy best girlfriend after a divorce. Jessica St. Clair stars along with Lennon Parham and Adam Pally.
Bent - Amanda Peet stars in this romantic comedy as a recently divorced type-A mom who is attracted to the surfer-dude contractor, Pete (David Walton) she hires to re-do her kitchen. Jeffrey Tambor co-stars.

Premieres & Finales

Wait, first, I want to address the chaos that is surrounding the Jersey Shore kids in Italy. Did you see the video on The Today Show this morning?! Oh Em Gee. What in the world? I thought it was hilarious and ridiculous all at the same time. The Situation gets out of the car to a sea of people cheering...and his face is priceless. Don't get used to it buddy. Soak it up while you can. Do they even have spray tanning in Italy?

Secondly, The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres tonight. With new cast members and also Teresa's sister-in-laws. Kind of amazing.