Tammy NUMBER 1!!

If you are not watching Parks & Recreation, you should be. I'm only going to tell you so many times. It's high-larious. Anywho, Tammy #2, Ron Swanson's second wife (obviously) is Megan Mullally. Side note: Whom is his real life wife too. At the end of last season, we learned that there is one person who scares MM and that's Tammy #1. Now, we know who she is. It's not Oprah, unfort. TV Line reports that Patricia Clarkson has been cast as the first wife of Nick Offerman's gloriously mustachioed meat-loving character. Tammy #1 has previously only been mentioned in past seasons through his haunted memories. Can't wait to watch.

Rachel W is Gorg

Lookin good Mrs. Daniel Craig. 

Oh, Ok!

Ha ha. Uh-huh, Ok.

Entourage Sold

The gated Tuscan Villa that was Vincent Chase's home on season 7 of Entourage sold for 4.2 million. The 9,010-square-foot house -- which first came on the market in 2010 at $5.75 million before taking a haircut to $4.85 million -- has seven bedrooms, eight bathrooms and seven fireplaces, most of which were never seen on TV. Entourage launched its eighth and final season last week.

It's 90210 Time

Update on Taylor Armstrong getting divorced. She says Russell beat her. I know Taylor, he gave you a big fat lip, we could all see it. Glad you are moving on. 

There are a few new ladies joining my favorite housewife franchise. Though, won't be officially given credit as a new housewife but will be prominently featured. Huh. Kinda weird but nonetheless, these ladies are sure to stir up some dramz:

Brandi Glanville – whose ex Eddie Cibrian just married Miss Healthy Leann Rimes –  and big breasted businesswoman Dana Wilkey. I mean, they look ginormous right?

Jen & Seraphina

Happy Thursday y'all. Cute mama and daughter pic.

Thinnest House Ever

The thinnest house in the world is in Poland. It's 4 feet wide. 

It kinda makes me want to vom. Just sayin.

Premiere

At the premiere of Friends With Benefits in Moscow Mila Kunis decided to dress up like a ballerina. You know, the Russian Ballet and stuff. Mazel.

OH Hey Taylor Momsen

It would seem Taylor Momsen is about 35. It's her birthday and she is...the dirty thirrr...oh, no, she's 18. 

Go buy some cigs TT.

Are We Surprised?

I don't know, kinda. Jesse James and Kat Von D have broken up she confirmed via Twitter. They were both all over TV last month promoting James' new book, remember? All those awesome things he said about Sandra and Kat and their respective sex lives? Douche. 

Will They Stay Or Will They Go Now?...

Last week, Ryan Murphy, co-creator of GLEE said via Twitter that 

Chris, Corey and Lea would not be back for the next season. 

Is he crazy? 

Anywho, much speculation over his ego and random things he's been throwing 

around the writers' room has everyone talking. 

Now, it's being said that there will be a spinoff with those 3...

or, they will not graduate next year. 

So, what to do? Spinoff? Or failing grades?

Before Their Time

With Amy Winehouse's recent passing, the '27 Club' has been of much discussion. Obviously, it's not good to be in any club that results in dying before age 90, but, it seems to happen in the entertainment industry unnecessarily. Most of these deaths could've been prevented. Amy joins this company:

Ryan Dunn- 34

Brittany Murphy - 32

Heath Ledger - 28

Brad Renfro- 25

Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes- 30

Aaliyah- 22

Chris Farley - 33

Christopher Wallace/Biggie Smalls - 24

Tupac - 25

Kurt Cobain - 27

John Belushi - 33 

Bruce Lee - 32

Jim Morrison - 27

Janis Joplin - 27

Jimi Hendrix - 27

Otis Redding - 26

Buddy Holly - 22

James Dean - 22

Hank Williams - 29

Winehouse Gone

Singer Amy Winehouse was found dead at her apartment in London on Saturday. She was 27. 

The London Metropolitan Police said, 

"Police were called by London Ambulance Service to an address in Camden Square NW1 shortly before 16.05hrs today, Saturday 23 July, following reports of a woman found deceased. On arrival officers found the body of a 27-year-old female who was pronounced dead at the scene. Enquiries continue into the circumstances of the death. At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained."

Winehouse's drug use has had previous near-death experiences, including one her douchebag ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, described in detail back in 2009. Their marriage was a tumultuous and drug fueled union. 

 "I knelt over her as she kept on fitting. But then suddenly she just passed out and stopped breathing," he told The Sun. It was the most frightening thing I had ever seen. I felt sure I was watching her die right in front of me. I didn't know what to do or how to save her. I held her to me - and I thought she was dying in my arms. But somehow I managed to open her mouth and breathe air down her throat."

This is so sad. She was such a talent. There were no signs of foul play and an autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow.

Tyra Banks Is Ridiculous

I live for people like Tyra Banks. Well, not really, but, you know what I mean. Check out this recap of her Good Morning America appearance. Loony. Toon.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/21/tyra-banks-book-harvard_n_905779.html

It's Hot Dude Day

Jason Sudeikis isn't traditionally handsome like Clooney or Pitt, but, he's hilarious. So, automatic hot points. Lookin good J, love the suit.

Ohhhhh

Ooohhh....I love a sexy bald man! Matt Damon: buff n bald.

Honestly...Really...

I'm sorry. I know. I'll be back at it ASAP. The blog, that is. Been travelin around but will be stable for a few months I'm hoping. 

Ha. No they are not. And, Bachelor Brad, stop messing with Emily. She's trying to get over you. 

Couric V Anthony?

There is a little rumor going around that ABC and Katie Couric are trying to get Casey Anthony as her first 'big guest.' I'm sure everyone is trying to book her...on TV, not jail anymore, unfort. Couric is starting a talk show in Oprah's old time slot this fall. I hate this picture. Her effing hair makes me want to puke. Oh, and her face. 

Kate Holmes y'all...

Katie Holmes is gorgeous. Except for those tree trunk legs, which, I can say because I also suffer from tree trunk syndrome. Super sexy. Anywho, KH gave an interview to InStyle that is so weird. "Tom is SO MANLY." Uh-huh. Remember when they first started dating and she said she was 'amazing' every 5 seconds? This interview is similar. I'm sure Tom is a nice guy. I don't think he beats her or makes her wear flats. But, I do think this marriage was heavily orchestrated right down to Suri's glittery platforms.

Jen Gets A Star

Jen got a star. Pretty cool. Check out Mr Hotty McHotterson below. She got Justin to shave.

It's her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, not Don Draper. Swoon.

Olivia Wilde

Love the t-shirt.

Fierce

Anne Hathaway going into a fashion show in Paris. Flawless Annie.

James Spader Takes Office

James Spader, AKA Robert California, is replacing Michael C Scott at The Office. Thoughts?

Jen Aniston Will Always Be Hot

Jen looked gorgeous last night at The Horrible Bosses premiere in LA. I've always been a Jen fan. I'm a girls girl..and you get the feeling she is too. She seems loyal and fun and sipping margaritas (strawberry daiquiri's, whatevs) with friends in Cabo would be a glorious day. Apparently, she is taking a year off to concentrate on new love Justin Theroux. She still has 3 movies coming out this year. So, you'll barely miss her. She's 42 and looks amazing. I'll admit my love for her is shallow too. 

I love her blonde bob and are those new lips? Whatever it is, I'll take it. 

Ready To Roll On Posts Again...

Big day today. Not Guilty verdict(s) in the Casey Anthony trial. Huh. 

I actually thought that it would be a hung jury, but, to have everyone conclude that she was not guilty is a skosh crazy to me. 

Here are my thoughts: The defense teams statement(s) after the trial were ridiculous. 'Shaming' other lawyers/the talking heads for their behavior? WOW, really? It seemed to me the whole trial consisted of the defense throwing anything out for discussion (true? untrue? disgusting lies?) hoping that it would get Casey Anthony off because you would feel sorry for her...
oh, and no one can prove how Caylee died, right?  

Are they still looking for the murderer then? What about Caylee? What about Casey who has gotten away with being an over-indulged child/teenager/adult has just gotten away with one of the worst acts a human can do? Even if it was accidental, there is no reason for a babies body to be found in the woods. 

I hope there is justice for Caylee, but, I'm afraid it may be too late. Sad. 

Also, my girlfriend just texted me saying the crawl on HLN is:

 "Defense team parties in bar across street for tot mom.." 

Maybe there was a hot body contest? Sick.