Having a good time in Vegas. Ooohhh so sexy. You know when you've had that moment...you're dancing...feeling super hot...oh yeah...dancing...then you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and realize you look like a sweaty raccoon that's being chased by a coyote?
Oh, that's never happened to you? Probably hasn't happened to Jennifer Lopez either.
PARADE Magazine has been having a good few weeks. A few disparaging remarks from Brad Pitt about Jen Aniston, uh, totally taken out of context. Riiiight Brad. And this week, they got the Clooney y'all. His interview was way boring, but, he did talk about rejection and social media. I know, SNOOZE. I wonder how many time Clooney was actually 'rejected?' Huh.
Here's what he said about aging and his career :
"I look at myself onscreen and go, 'I don't look like I did when I was 40—I know that.' The people I've respected most in the industry over the years—Paul Newman, for instance. I just loved the way he handled growing old onscreen. It's understanding that you're now basically a character actor."
I love the blogs and papers that are saying Kutcher brought in huge ratings for 2 1/2 Men's premiere. Over 28 million people tuned in, however, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's because Charlie Sheen was replaced and he died in the episode. Not AK.
The people on the set at 'Men' say that Charlie is way funnier than Ashton.
Dancing With The Stars premiered its 13th season last night. A few surprises. The first being I actually watched the whole show. JR and Chynna (why is her name spelled like that...shouldn't it be pronounced Chin-ah?) scored the highest and were obviously the best last night. Here's the thing though, I think it's much harder for the man if the pro is a women because they have to lead. I have nothing to base this on, just saying. Rob Kardashian, although cheesy with his one-liner answers to Brooke Burke, has some dancing potential. More than Kim. Ricki Lake was very emotional, which, makes for good dancing. I think she'll be around for awhile. However, if Derek Hough was my partner I would tell him to stop touching me so much. He was groping Ricki all over the place. David Arquette was decent and I think he will improve too. You just want to root for him. Chaz Bono looked great, he was having a good time. The others were decent...Nancy Grace bleh. Hope Solo is gorgeous. Kristin C. has a great body. Ron Artest looked like Sisqo and he was going to bust out in the "Thong Song" at any moment. Also hilarious? His beer belly. The worst for me? Elisabetta. Ha. What in the world? Uhhhh....Elisabetta, so you can't dance, uh let's just give you a super skimpy outfit and put you in a bed? okay? that might get some votes. Ridiculous. I think she's the first to go.
Next to Diane and Josh, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are runner's up for my favorite Hollywood couple. Why do I love these folks? Easy. They love each other (for real), are hot (I mean, it's Hollywood right?), and I think you could totally play a fierce game of beer pong with them. And even use Natty Light to fill up the cups.
To say I wasn't blown away by really anyone would be an accurate statement. I get that the Emmy's, The Globes and The Oscar's all have their own 'dress code.'
But, I wasn't really in love with too much last night.
Jake K wins the silver/grey/shiny category for me with her lame J Mendel gown. She had a baby not too long ago and looks fantastic. You have to have an amazing body to wear that fabric and in that color. Heidi wore Christian Siriano, which, a few other ladies wore last night as well. I actually don't mind it. But, that's the thing, it's just fine. Come on people. You have anything and everything at your fingertips!
I love an embellished shoulder, so, Lea Michelle's Marchesa frock is beautiful...a little old for her, but, I'd wear it. Nina Dobrev looks gorgeous in Donna Karan...and Vera Wang dressed Sophia Vergara whom looks perfect. Then again, she could wear a lawn chair and look good. Kerry Washington also looks fantastic..but, with red, you can just wear the color and seem like you put some effort into your look. Also in Cristian Siriano is Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. 2nd from left. It's perfect for her.
PS-Does Kate Winslet wear the same Elie Saab
dress in a different color to every awards show or is it just me? SNOOZE FEST.
One of my favorite dresses is Amy Poehler's in Peter Som. I think she is a little out of her comfort zone which I admire. She looks fantastic and the silhouette is chic and gorg.
I think these ladies all look great too. Daring bust-lines and baring midriffs? Don't mind if I do.
I like a little risk so these all work for me. Gwynnie wears Pucci and anyone who wants to show their stomach on a red carpet, go for it. Kristen Wiig's dress would be better in a better color, but I'm not mad at her.
But I am MAD at...
Katie Holmes. What the h*ll Katie?! I like this Calvin Klein dress, the color, all of it...but not to the Emmy's!! Once again, Katie, if you are letting Suri pick your clothes she is 5. And, she wears those awful hats. You should have your hubby pick your clothes because he is, uh, more inclined to seeing that you look good. If you know what I'm saying. Come on. You are gorgeous.
Maybe if we all get together we could arrest her? Hopefully she's stoned.
I don't really count MTV's uh, award show. So, this is the first 'real' one, The Emmy's. Here are some snapshots from the evening. Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly's Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaid's anyone? HIGH LARIOUS!), Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen won in their categories. Amazing Race and The Daily Show also picked up pretty gold ladies...the statues, not actual pretty gold ladies. I don't htink anyway. We aren't here to judge. Wait, yes I am...regardless..Mad Men won best drama and I feel like I haven't seen an episode of it for years, but, good for them. Modern Family won Best Comedy and it premiere's this week with a one hour episode.
Speaking of comedies, did anyone watch Up All Night last week? So funny.
I love Maya Rudolph (and Will Arnett and CA) so I hope the show is a hit. Also, for the record, I'd still like to be Tina Fey or Amy Poehler when I grow up. Can a 30 year old woman still aspire to that?
Real Housewives of NYC is getting a facelift. And vibradermabrasion...and some botox. They are letting go a few of the housewives to make things more interesting next season. Rumored to be let go are Alex 'The Body' McCord, Jill 'Did I do that?' Zarin, Kelly Killorean Bensimon, and Cindy 'Barely There' Barshop. Interesting. I think there could be more to explore with Cindy since we hardly saw her last season and when we did she was getting bullied. I'm surprised they are keeping Ramona but I suppose the Sonya-Ramona duo is more interesting to BRAVO execs than the others. I'm sad to see Jill go...and what will the show be without Alex's ridiculous telenovela expressions? Huh. Who knows? I do think they need some fresh blood though. And by 'fresh' I mean recently nipped, tucked, and plucked. I don't think you can keep the same people year after year...
their egos get involved and they start to think they are real celebrities.
Which, I guess now, there is a whole new breed of celebrity, which, sadly, they do fit.