Kim & Kris Dee vorce..Say What?!

I told you so. Well, I insinuated a lot.
Kim K filed for divorce this morning. 

I love how all the other blogs are saying
(read forced to print by mama Kris) 

they are divorcing because Kris wanted to settle down in Minnesota 

and Kim wants to live near her family in California. 

Lucky for you guys not enough people read this blog
so I can say whatever I want. 

Puh-lease don't insult our intelligence. 

Right after how many siblings do you have? or do you want children? should be...

hey, where you wanna live when you grow up? You don't get divorced over that - 

wait, you don't get MARRIED.

Figures from 1.5 to 20 million have been speculated on how much
Kim got paid 

(Kim, NOT Kris.)

 I think she personally probably got less than 5, but, the entire wedding? 

Significantly more. 

I still have the wedding saved in my DVR for crying out loud. 

You couldn't wait a full month from the actual air-date? 

It's been 72 days of total marriage time. 

If it's true that there was a 'casting call' I don't feel sorry for him either. 

Now remember, this is America, where we won't let two people who love each other get married in some cases, but, we pay these two idiots to go on TV, wear stupid diamond headdresses, 

and get divorced 72 days later. 

Lest not forget Kim and Kris were also 'together' while filming

 Kourtney And Kim Take New York. 

So, don't worry y'all...you'll get to see all that drama play out right before your eyes!
Yuck. 

I guarantee that the show will let us see how Kris mistreats Kim too...
he was a puppet. I'm annoyed that I have TWO Kardashian posts today.

Just so happens the premiere date is right around the corner, less than a month away. 

Ain't love grand? Oh, and do they return the wedding gifts? How does that work?

What Do You Think?

Cheryl Burke and Robert Kardashian dating? 

Do you care?

Happy Halloween!

Here is Miss Heidi Klum at her Halloween party over the weekend. Best costume ever. 

The Body exhibit is intense...and she, uh, looks just like an exhibit! Crazy.

Well, except for the gurney...

Oh Well Well Well..

Do you believe it? The website wetpaint.com is saying the ole Kim K/Kris H union isn't as genuine as they have led us to believe. Really? I kid. They say that E! actually called around to various NBA players and offered them a chance to date Kim as a plot line on her reality show. Apparently the producers really wanted Danilo Gallinari (see his weirdo mug shot above...not really a mug shot, but, what kinda pic is that?!) and he said, uh, no thanks. Guess Kris Humphries was all about it. And then they fell in love? And got married? Is that the story? Huh. I'm not sure this is gonna last too long. If my now husband was lured into dating me because he got to be on a reality show?! 

Not sure how cool that is. What do you think?

Steven Tyler on The Today Show

Wow. The Today Show had a 'phoner' (that's not dirty, it's what we refer to as an interview on the phone in the biz...super creative I know) with Steven Tyler today. Must be a slow news day. Either that or they don't need to be on the air  for 9 hours a day. Anyway, it's hilarious. They keep showing a picture of Tyler and a map of Argentina because that's where he lives. And, the pictures are ridiculous. Missing teeth...black and blue eye. Keep on rocking out Steven. 

It's just funny to me that The Today Show did a LIVE phone call with Steven Tyler. 

I'm sure this makes no sense. 

It's early and I've only had one cup of coffee.

He didn't cancel any shows, good job S.

Ha Heidi

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume. Pretty good Heidi, pretty good. 

And scary. Don't let your kids see you.

Chaz Eliminated

Hope is safe, Chaz was sent home. It was Chaz's turn to go. 

If you got voted off on the merit of your dancing skills it was the right choice. 

I'm glad Hope and Maks didn't go because they are at least exciting. 

And, for some reason, every partner Maks has I assume they are sleeping together. 

Anyway, Hope and the five remaining celebs are :

David Arquette

Ricki Lake

JR Martinez

Rob Kardashian

Nancy Grace (I know! Nancy Grace still in it!)

Babies In The Air

Tony Romo and Candice Crawford (her brother is Chase Crawford from Gossip Girl duh)

announced they are pregnant. Well, technically she is. 

As for Tony's ex, Jessica Simpson, she still isn't saying anything. Hahahaha.

You might want to get that looked at Jess.

It's Kim Z y'all!

Don't be tard-ay for the part-ay...ohhh eyyy ohhh.

Do you guys think Kim knows they don't give out cigs when you trick or treat?

She's a vodka cat burglar?

Say What Dr Phil?

These past few months I've been exposed to more daytime tele than ever. 

I never knew there were so many ways to cut calories, fashion do's and dont's galore and ways to make dinner easier, faster, tastier...for crying out loud it's exhausting.

Anyway, Dr Phil, uh, just was referring to having an affair and said 

"when you drop the linen and get to grinnin that's an affair!"

 Good ga, help me. I gotta get a job.

Speaking Of...

Here is Molly Shannon at a party that honored Will Ferrell this weekend. 

Nice legs Molly!! Hot mama.

I Mean...

It's getting ridiculous. Jessica. 

You're rubbing your belly...showing your bump. 

Just say it. You ain't gonna get 500k.
Another one...now she's wearing a cape...

Aisha Tyler

Aisha Tyler is the permanent new host on The Talk. 

I liked Molly Shannon but Aisha is cool to I guess. 

I think I should've gotten it...but, I didn't apply so I can't complain.

Someone Had A Good Weekend

Blake and Ryan in Boston. Both filming movies. 

Spending lots of time together. 

This weekend was Ryan's 35th birthday. 

Blake, Ryan, and Miss Sandy B spent it together.

Mom Of The Year

For sure. Dina needs highlights and that costs money. 

Read her plan to be root-free HERE. 

Really? Huh.

I'm sure you've all heard the buzz about Jessica Simpson not confirming she's pregnant until a tabloid gives her at least 500k. I have a hard time believing it...although everyone is reporting it. Simply because Jessica Simpson is super rich. Does she need 500k? Is Papa Joe just wanting the money? Does he get a special cut of the baby profits? Ew. Anyway, it seems silly when most tabloids can announce it for you in a roundabout non-paying kind of way regardless of the celeb getting paid. How many times has Jennifer Aniston been pregnant? Or adopted? Or snuck of with Brad Pitt...or TEXTED him?! You get the point. Anyway, who cares about Jessica Simpsons' baby in the first place?

Happy Friday

Hey Christina. This is Miss Dirty (from the song y'all) coming out of :

A) Dance rehearsal 

B) The gym or 

C) The Voice rehearsal for Season 2...

Answer: none of the above. Nope she's shopping. With no pants on. 

Casual Friday I guess. At least she wore a scarf.

Uma Thurman

Looks lovely. 

I have a feeling she's been the subject of a lot of these conversations: 

Dude 1- Man, she was so hot. 

Dude 2- She almost killed you. 

Dude 1- Yeah, I know. But she was so so hot. 

Rut Roh

Some peeps have thought their 'marriage' was a setup from the beginning. 

To create drama for their show, get a big paycheck for getting married on TV, etc. 

Huh. Wow. Probably shouldn't marry someone with the same name as your mom anyway. 

Just sayin.

You know, it completely makes sense. 

'We' let these two people get married...actually pay them 15 million bucks, but not the gays. 

Nope. Something wrong about that. 

GIVE ME A BREAK. Ridiculous. I just got SO annoyed.

Aubrey O Day

Remember her? Oh, you don't? Well, she was on an 

MTV show called "Making The Band." 

Now, she's on Celebrity Apprentice.

 I'm sorry, one second. 

Hahahahahahaha. That's all.

Oh YESSS!

Mariah Carey. Barbara Walters. Nick Cannon. 

Twins. Cameras. Talking. Awesome.

I can't wait to see this.

Ashley Greene Gives Good Interview

And by good I mean it's getting a lot of buzz. 

Mainly because she compares her dating Joe Jonas after Demi Lovato 

with the Angie/Jen/Brad triangle. Huh. 

Also, she says that if Michael Sheen were single she'd date him...

but, it's not apropriate because he's with Rachel McAdams. 

Uh, okay again AG. 

Hide your husbands, hide your wives...hide your boyfriends y'all. 

Ah Dore Ablay

Pink and her babe Willow Sage. 

The 4 month old sweet lady is on set with her mom in NYC, 

Pinks first movie Thanks For Sharing.  

Oh Hey Trevor

Trevor Donovan and a puppy. 90210 set.

NYC Premiere

Demi Moore looks great in this red Zac Posen at the premiere of her new movie "Margin Call." 

She does look super skinny, but what you gonna do? 

She's had a rough few months.

DancingWithTheStars

Jelly bracelets: check. Bangles, Madonna, Janet, Whitney: check. Hairspray: check. Black shaw (don't ask): check. Huge dangle earring: check. Mirror which to watch my feet move and do a solo: check. This was me every day in the 80s. And, watching THE Bangles perform on DWTS literally gave me chills. Ha. Side note: I was a spazzy child grateful for ADHD not being diagnosed then simply because my parents would've went bankrupt on meds. Focus. Regardless, the 80s were ridiculous and I loved it. A recap of the dances last night: Hope and Max. Because they are dangerous and sexy. Carson and Anna because they are so cute and he's hilar. Next up Nancy and Tristan...ps-HOW DREAMY IS TRISTAN?!!! He took the dreamboat across the world folks. Which makes me more annoyed by Nancy- if I were her I wouldn't be able to focus.. (not because of ADHD) Moving on. JR Martinez is AMAZE. Love. The best dancer, for sure. Rob and Cheryl are fun to watch. I root for them. 

David Arquette's daughter is the cutest fan. I think he'll last awhile longer. 

More importantly, I can't believe I'm watching this show. 

Morning!

The First Lady and her pup, Bo.

Oh Come On!!!

How is any chick ever gonna get a chance with Ryan Gosling now?!! 

Him and Eva Mendes are making out in her car. Ugh. 

Hottest couple ever. Slightly annoyed by their hotness.

So Cute!

New mama Natalie Portman and baby Aleph (that's a boy)! 

Her fiance Benjamin is not pictured...but right next to her. 

Did You Watch?

Did you watch Part 1 of the reunion? I've watched half of it...and I must say, what in the world?

Jacqueline didn't show up because they are currently filming season 4 and her and Teresa got into a huge fight the night before. Oy. Ladies. Mainly, Teresa. It's so ridiculous how she is SO self-centered that she can't see anything past her sparkle tan. Listen, it's obvious what happened. Season 1 lots of viewers liked Teresa. It's the housewife phenomenon. The most-liked housewife from the first season of any city thinks that then she can come back and do whatever the heck she wants. Be mean...I meant, 'funny,' whatever. Because everyone loves her. And, then by the end of the second season you start to think "why did I like her?" By the third season you are definitely not liking the one you originally loved and the supporting players are starting to seem like the normal ones. Such is the way in New Jersey. 

So Sad

Lots of sad news lately. Dan Wheldon passed away yesterday. Such a horrible tragedy. I don't want to post any pics of the accident because it's beyond sad and I'm sure you've seen it anyway...heartbreaking.

Guiliana Rancic was on The Today Show this morning for what some speculated to be the announcement that she was pregnant. For the record, I did NOT think that. Someone who has had trouble getting pregnant I wouldn't think would go on national TV and announce it. But you never know I guess. Instead, Guiliana told us she has breast cancer. She undergoes surgery this week and that will be followed by 6 weeks of radiation. Get better soon G. 

More Demi & Ashton

Outside Demi and Ashton's house. Uh, maybe it's all their camping gear?

Kim K

I'm loving this outfit. Tie neck blouse. Gorg.

Other color combos I'm obsessed with for winter and fall:

navy and kelly green

orange and royal blue

yellow and navy

black and navy

dark brown, cream, navy (great color block coats at ZARA)

Anyway, this isn't for winter but looks good Kimmy.

Happy Friday

Here is a nice pic of Ashton and his mistress Sara Leal. 

She's probably mistress number #579, just saying. 

Allegedly. 

Anyway, she is selling the torrid details to US Magazine. 

Insider info: US Weekly sells a lot of magazines, so, they don't need to pay mistresses (celebs, anyone) a lot of money. Point being, Sara probably got 100 bucks to tell her story. 

Because Life & Style, OK!, and IN TOUCH told her they didn't need the gory details. 

Anywho, Ashton and Demi will be together until Demi says so. 

Are people shocked? 

I know it's sad, anytime two people lose there way, eh, but, uh, don't worry about Miss Moore, she's got it under control.

Mad Men

Is filming again. Yes. These pics make me want a pair of high waisted plaid pants. 

Don't worry, me and my a*s know that's not the right choice for me. 

A girl can dream.

I'm Super Cool

Dear Jamie Foxx,

You are not 16. Or even 18. Or even 35. Just sayin. 

You're 43 and you look great. You don't have to wear a back-side-wards baseball hat.

Perfection

Does Charlize ever look bad? Not even bad...does she ever look un-perfect? 

I don't think so. Flawless.

See?! Look y'all!

 We are camping! Because we love each other...and we are earthy! 

We are stoking all sorts of fires, literally. 

Well, Now 18 & Pregnant

These chicks from 16 & Pregnant are now 18 & Pregnant. Oy vey. Seriously?

Beyonce's Bump?

What do y'all think? Rumor is that Beyonce and Jay-Z have a surrogate (see Nicole Kidman) and allegedly while doing this interview she had some problems with her fump. (fake bump I'm calling it) Media Takeout grabbed these pics from the interview. Huh. Look, I don't care how you bring a baby into the world, but, you don't have to lie about it. Not that big of a deal. Really. 

Lets Talk Housewives...

Have you ever been to a 'game night?' They are fun, right? Few glasses of wine in me and I will win CatchPhrase and solve the budget crisis. One time, after losing I left my now-husband with my friends (we had just started dating) as I sulked in my room. I'm super mature. My point is that while that was inappropriate I would still rather go to that game night than the one at Dana's. What was that?!! What room were they sitting in? It seemed like they were waiting to go into a funeral..It was a good thing I wasn't there because I would've been telling the most embarrassing childhood stories...stories about my husband...family...no one would've been spared to pass the awful silence. And, then Kim arrives. I have nothing to say about her except that it was nice Kyle was 'helping' her to the bathroom so often. I bet Lisa and Adrienne were watching the episode praising sweet little baby Jesus that they weren't there. 

The fight with Brandi was glorious. I think for these shows to be successful you have to bring in a new person that doesn't have any taste of the fame train and just says whatever the hell they want. 

So, mazel to Brandi. For stirring things up a skosh. Like it. And wearing way too short shorts.

Yelling at Brandi. Not playing charades.
What are the Richard sisters?!

Oh Hey!

Malcolm Jamal Warner! What's happening?!

Congrats!

To Sir Paul and his new wife Nancy. Whom is independently wealthy, so, she's is not after his money and probably won't show up on Dancing With The Stars. And Stella likes her, so, this is good.
Also, why hasn't Paul McCarthy aged...ever? 

Cam Back From London

Cameron Diaz back from London. 

Not pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow who flew with her. 

Gimme your boots. 

RIP Steve Jobs

"Steve Jobs is one of the great innovators in the history of modern capitalism," New York Times columnist Joe Nocera said in August. "His intuition has been phenomenal over the years."

Steve Jobs passed away at the age of 56 this evening. 
"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future," he told Stanford University graduates during a commencement speech in 2005. "You have to trust in something: your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."

Gorg

Kristen Dunst looks stunning. Nice job Kiki. 

I Cry A Lot

At TV shows. When I laugh hard. When I'm super happy. During every National Anthem. Not so much America The Beautiful...unless there is a soldier montage, then lots of tears. So, of course, JR Martinez had me sobbing during his DWTS performance Monday night. I don't understand why everyone is so surprised that Kristen C got kicked off..There are worse dancers than her, true. And she's gorg, true. But, she's 'famous' because of an MTV reality show YEARS ago. And, her boyfriend, Jay Cutler (they are totes back together) doesn't do much for her, say like Robert Kardashian's sisters do...unless you're in Chicago. Because, you know, people in Chicago LOVE Jay Cutler, depending on what week it is.