Bangs n Cupcakes: 11.11

30.11.11

Amahhhzing...

What in the world?! Brooke Burke looks so good.

Is she really even running?

She's had like 6 or 3 kids or something too.

Also, why does she have Jake Gyllenhal's dog?

Huh. This just ain't right.

Sorry For The Lack Of Posting...

But I'm working y'all! Oh yeah. Once I get settled I'll be able to post more. I haven't had time to watch anything lately. Or even peruse the web for gossip. It's tragic, I know.

29.11.11

OC Housewife

Alexis Bellino wants you to know she got a nose job.

I hope Jesus is okay with her changing what he gave her,

but, in her defense,it did 'perk up her face.'

That's what she said. No, really. That's what she said.

BF's Show A No-Go

Is she still on 'Skating With The Stars?' Those sequin mini hot pants aren't my thing, but, uh, kudos to her for wearing them, I think. This outfit would look better on Johnny Weir, but, I digress.

Anywho, Bethenny and Telepictures were shopping around a development deal for her new advice based talk show, but, thus far no luck in getting it picked up.

Would you watch a talk show hosted by Bethenny?

JT & JB

JT isn't going to propose to Jessica Biel anytime soon...no matter what you've heard.

I suppose they might get married some day.

I can't believe that I'm still holding out hope that him and Britney will get back together.

I need to get a serious life, I know.

28.11.11

Little Ditty Bout Josh & Diane!

Josh and Diane in Mexico.

Love.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Did y'all see it?!! It was like a horror movie/comedy/rom-com...

I really cannot even comment on the ridiculousness of it.

Because there is nothing left to say but OH. MY. GA.

Can you even show that on TV?!

Engaged!

Anne Hathaway is engaged to Adam Shulman.
I've often posted pics of these two...but who is her now fiance?
Upon a google search,

I found out he is an actor and was most notably in The Dukes Of Hazzard.

He graduated with a degree in theater from Brown University.

And, as far as we know, has no felony charges.

Say WHAT?!

Mary J Blige has a Rolls Royce with suicide doors.

Yep. It costs 450,000 bucks.

Mary must be doin alright.

Maybe she just rented it to go to her high school reunion?

It's Monday

Hope y'all had a great Thanksgiving! Back to blogging today...

23.11.11

You know, from American Idol...or more recently, Taylor's daughter Kennedy's birthday party gift from Dana. If you don't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you can stop here. Yep. He sang her a song. It was my favorite part of the episode. He was singing while sloshing around his gin and tonic. (I'm guessing) Yelling out "Happy Birthday" like he was Eddie Vedder. It. Was. Awesome.

22.11.11

5 Nights A Week

Andy Cohen's show Watch What's Happening is moving to 5 nights a week, Monday thru Thursday.

This show, on BRAVO where Andy is VP of programming (so easy to get your own show on 5 nights a week when you are calling the shots) is hilarious. It's beats Conan and Chelsea lately from time to time. It should, it's good. Especially if you're in to any of the BRAVO shows.

21.11.11

Starting In January

Oprah is starting her own 'talk-like' show on OWN, her, uh, own network.

It'll be a celeb-interview-ish show. She gots to save her network y'all.

Hope she had a happy 6 months of 'retirement!'

It's Been Done And Done..

Dear JLo,

Britney wants her outfit back.

Thanks.

This Is Proof

That Christina Aguilera drinks too much. Or proof she has no friends.

J Hud, J Woah!

Woah Jennifer Hudson. I don't know if I'd wear that dress but lookin good lady.

Sorry No Posts

Will post soon, promise.

18.11.11

Wait WHAAAAT?!!

Sammi Sweatheart is getting her own perfume y'all. Oh my. What do you think it'll smell like?

Spray tan? Dirty nails? The essence of Ronnie? An open fist pump?

Verbal abuse? Insecurity? Short shorts? Thigh rash?

Sorry. I could go on forever.

Are We Surprised?

No. We are not.

17.11.11

What I'm Loving...

Glee's Adele mashup this week. Amaze.

Gosling 2nd Runner Up?

I think it's hilarious that people are starting up websites protesting

Bradley Cooper as Sexiest Man Of Alive.

Why are they protesting?

Well, because obviously, they say Ryan Gosling is the sexiest man alive.

And, I agree. Although I'm not going to waste my time petitioning on his behalf...

I'm just gonna blog about it, which, is totally different.

Ohhh Ha Ha Ha

BRAVO just signed Kim Zolciak to a new deal. Her own show.

The best part: It's called "Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding."

Haha, WHAT?

Apparently the new show will follow Kim and Kroy through their

wedding preparation until the ceremony on 11.11.11.

Hmmm..is it safe to say that Andy Cohen's favorites are Bethenny and

wig-wearing cig smoking Kim?!

16.11.11

JC

Jennifer Carpenter in LA. From my favorite TV show, Dexter.

Katie & Larry

Katie, why are you trying to put Larry in your pocket?
Are you doing a cheer?

Are you trying to get another job? Did Larry have to much to drink and needed to be carried down the carpet? Are you working out? Some weird sex thing? I'm so confused.

Sexiest Man Alive

Is Bradley Cooper according to PEOPLE.

Agree? I do like a man on a HONDA.

Hope N Maks

Hope and Maks got voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. It was their time to go.

I know everyone is pissed at the Kardashians right now, but, I still think Rob is so cute.

And I'm happy for him that he is doing well. Who will win?

The final 3 are all super likable, so, who knows?

Why am I watching this show again?

15.11.11

Must Comment

Brad Pitt says he's quitting acting in three years and wants to produce.

Right. Uh, okay Brad. How many times has your wife 'quit?'

Who wants to bet that Mr Pitt will be in a movie after he turns 50?

Posh-itively Fierce

Victoria Beckham at a Womens Wear Daily summit meeting in NYC.

She is wearing her own design...with leather leg warmers.

I'm not mad at her for this.

14.11.11

This ANNOYS Me

Chelsea Clinton was just hired as a news correspondent for NBC.

She supposedly went to work this morning. Ugh.

I'm annoyed. Has she ever interviewed anyone?

Does she have ANY experience? Will she be interesting and good!?

NBC: The network of the first daughters...

*Jenna Bush joined The Today Show in 2009.

Gorg

Charlize is a real movie star.

December VOGUE.

Well, Well, Well

Kat Von D wrote a blog over the weekend. I guess I did too, however, her post alleges that Jesse James slept with 19 chicks while engaged to her. Huh. She says she thought she could change him. Huh.

A dude that sleeps with 19 chicks while engaged? Huh.

I totally understand why she was attracted to him.

Bleh.

Morning Y'all..

Happy Monday.

Thought it was important to mention that Kim Z and Kroy got married on 11/11/11.

Here is a pic of her dress. So sweet and minimal huh?

Those two are the real thing, so, mazel folks.

Also, on the 11th...Jerry O' Connell and Rebecca Romijn renewed their vows.

She looks amaze these days.
(I'm not sure why she needs help with her sweatshirt, but, uh, whatevs I guess)

11.11.11

Royal

Not in green but looking beyond amaze, Kate and Will.

I mean the Duke and Duchess of York. Sorry.

More Green Gloriousness

Zoe Saldana looks gorg. I love green and the ladies are bringing it.

Gwenny In Berlin

Perfection. She looks like The Emerald City a la Wizard of Oz.

Happy 11/11/11

So, there have been 4,000 people thus far in Vegas get married today

(and most people are probably still sleeping off their hangover).

Let's celebrate! It's 11.11.11!

And make a wish or 11, at 11:11. Cool, huh?

Piers Out, Stern In?

Rumor is that Howard Stern is replacing Piers Morgan on America's Got Talent for 15 million bucks.

Stern will probably be a good judge.

And, Piers will then be able to devote more time to think about how great he his.

It's a win, win really.

10.11.11

Country Music Awards

Faith Hill. Gorg. Per Usual.

Together. Love.

Jennifer Nettles. Could use a skosh more of a tan, but I'll let that go.

Laura Bell Bundy. I mean, a sparkly jumpsuit with a purple parachute? Yes please.

Her dress is okay. His suit amaze.

Always some interesting fashion choices at the Country Music Awards. I love a bold feather or some sequins...I won't usually wear em, but I like a lady who does.

Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift not pictured because they always wear the same thing.

SNOOZE.

Love

Freida Pinto. Here she is getting ready to be on EXTRA.

Don't Forget Tay-Tay

Taylor Swift won Entertainer of The Year last night at the CMA's.

She wanted to make sure she didn't forget anyone so she wrote crap on her arm.

Uh, or it's an homage to Angelina Jolie.

Or, it's a song about her latest heartbreak.

Also, there was a high-larious skit with Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, and Eric Stonestreet to the tune of I'm Gonna Love You Forever...but with lyrics about the Kardashians, Tay, and The Beibs. Hilar. I'll try to find it to post for you.

QUIT OSCARS

Brett Ratner's an idiot. He used the 'F' word (as in the F word gay slur) and then quit (as producer) when he got scolded and disagreed with other Oscar peeps. Now, Eddie Murphy, Brett's buddy, has quit as host. So annoyed. Was looking forward to Eddie Murphy hosting this year. Sigh.