Suri is so big! And she's got a great head of hair.

But, more importantly,

why is Katie wearing suede booties?

She is an artist...so eccentric that Katie...I mean Kate.

Wedding Dress Fitting

Final fitting. 

Drew Barrymore and her BFF Cammy Diaz. 

Love it.

Plus, Drew's baby daddy/hubby to be

asked Cameron for her permission to ask Drew

to get hitched.

Sweet.

Oh Gaaaa...

I love VH1. 

They brought us Flavor of Love and Bret Michaels in Rock of Love.

That Daisy chick with the huge lips. 

I Love New York. Wonder where she is now? Probably rhymes with Born.

Anyway, they are now doing a show on Famous Ex Wives..

So, Prince, Will Smith...Eddie Murphy...Michael Lohan. Wait?! WHAT.

Oh, Michael Lohan. That's right. Dina Lohan's on the show. 

Well, I guess at least she's earning her own paycheck and not

pimpn Lindsay out for a few days. 

Some Awesome Pics

Kate Hudson looking relaxed and happy.

In London.

This is awesome. 

Bend over Mark slightly so I can get that little ridge under

your butt cheeks.

That's always my favorite part.

I love that Marky Mark is in a speedo gettn

his tan sprayed on. Awesome.

I Have Another Problem..

You've all seen (and if you haven't, good for you, your eyes are better for it)

Jenna Bush and Chelsea Clinton as 'reporters' on NBC.

I'm not even going to comment on the 'reporter' thing. Because I just can't.

However, what I will say is that this morning on The Today Show

Jenna compared One Direction to The Beatles.

Yep.

She did.

Right on the TV.

Sigh. Oh, and The Rolling Stones.

Did Y'all See?

It's Maxwell Johnson! 

Jessica Simpsons sweet baby girl weighed in at 28 pounds at birth on May 1.

Oh, wait...that's not true. She was just a little over 9 pounds.

Anywho, People paid $800,000 for pictures.

Baby Love.

MIB 3

Men In Black 3 had a big weekend.

Huh. Really?

Did you see it?

I don't even remember the first two..

Anyway, good for Will Smith.

More red carpets for his kids to go on now too I'm sure.

Morning...

Lets start our day with a little David Beckham.

I know he looks glorious here...

but all I can wonder is if those are jeans-

and how that can lead to chaffing if at a water or amusement park.

Anyway, back to David..

New Babe

Katherine Heigl and her new babe.

And her mom.

Looking super chic.

B & J

This was taken yesterday.

On their way to EXTRA.

Also, on Twitter, she does say 'we' when referring to anything.

We as in her and Bryn or her and Jason? Not sure. 

But, let's hope the rumors ain't true for that cute lil lady in the red dress.

Although, Louis CK had the funniest line in one of his shows...

Why do people always say 'ahhhhh that's so sad' when I tell them 

I'm divorced. Because I'm not sad. Divorce is not sad. 

It usually happens because it needs to.

What would be sad?...if two happily married people

got divorced. Now, that would be sad.

Nicole Kidman Urinates On Zac Efron

Yep. That's the same headline I saw on Huffpo this morn. 

Ha ha. Okay.

It's in a non-sexual way, for the record.

You can see for yourself in their new movie, 

The Paperboy (based on the 1995 Pete Dexter novel) 

which just premiered at Cannes.

Phillip Won!

I don't think I need to put spoiler alert because it's all over the internet.

Did you think he was gonna win? Good for him.

I didn't watch this season much. 

Checked in every once in awhile to see what JLO was wearing.

She's not coming back next year.

Huh. 

Anyway, mazel PP...make the most of it.

John Mayer

Oh hey John Mayer. Long time, no see.

He was on Jimmy Fallon and recounted a story

about how he used '50 Shades of Grey' to 

impress a woman.

Well, he's not using that hat to impress anyone so... 

Split Rumors

Rumor is (for the 100th time) that Bethenny and Jason are getting divorced.

The same when Bethenny and Jill broke up, I was sad.

I don't want these two to break up.

People have very strong opinions about Bethenny..

It's extra sad because they have a daughter, a new fantastic

apartment in NYC...and Jason was in the process of

quitting his job (he may have already) to work 

for Skinny Girl full time.

It's being said that B has been spotted all over 

Matt Hesse (if you watch the show, he's the super hot dude) 

that works for Skinny Girl. Sigh. Hope this isn't true but

there have been too many rumors for nothing to be going on.

STAR (I know, I know) printed that they both met with divorce attorneys.

Here they are on Monday nights episode reminiscing..

they move into their new apartment at the end of the season.

Which may be next week?

The Enquirer is saying that John T and Kelly P 

are getting divorced.

This one I don't believe. Trust me, Kelly and John

are well aware of each others commitment and lifestyle choices.

Kelly probably buy John massages for his birthday.

And besides, how sexy is he as a blonde?

This one I threw in for the drama of it all.

When I see 16 year old celebrities written about

in gossip magazines on their breakups it makes me laugh.

As my mother told me..

Selena, don't worry about it...you're going to have lots of boyfriends.

Kids.

He is probably just mad that she is indeed prettier than him.

Real Jersey

It seems to me the only problem between these two is the men in their lives.

Mainly, Joe Guidice. I hope that Teresa is watching this and realizes what 

a POS he is. Listen, I understand they have 4 kids but this guy is a problem.

I wanted to post this pic because Melissa's dress is horrible.

What in the world? She has a great figure...burn this dress please.

Okay, anyway, this feud between the Gorga's and Guidices 

is as awesome as Teresa's hairline.

It just seems silly.

The episode on Sunday made me angry.

When Gia gets mad and Teresa coddles her and tells 

her she was justified in throwing a fit

and calling all the other adults cheaters...it made my skin crawl!

You don't let a 10 year old dictate how you discipline.

Look, I don't have any kids but I know the way I was raised was to 

respect adults. I was a seen and not heard child. 

Which was really hard for me since I was out of control...jazz hands!

But, looking back, I needed a strict upbringing because if I didn't 

have it I'd be the most obnoxious person on the planet, I'm sure of it.

So, Teresa, it's okay to tell Gia that the adults didn't cheat 

and she needs to respect her elders and listen to them.

Because she's 10.

That's all. 

Winner Is Mirrored

Donald Driver and his partner Peta Murgatroyd won

Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars.

Sad Katherine and Mark didn't win, but happy for Donald and Peta.

It was her first win and second season as a pro on the show.

Let's Talk Weight

Kelly Clarkson looked great at The Billboard Music Awards.

Here's the thing.

She looked great before. Because she was happy with herself.

She has always said she isn't defined by how much she weighs...

she's just 'being.'

So, now that she's dropped a few pounds, people are upset.

They are saying she isn't as good of a role model for positive self image.

Wow. Way to put a lot of pressure on her.

Positive self image comes from you. Your mother. 

Your grandma. Ladies in your life.

How you choose to feel. We all have good days and bad days.

Don't put your self-esteem or lack there of on Kelly Clarkson.

It's just not fair.

Happy Tuesday..

Just a little Charlize in leather to start the day.

Ugh

My internet is spotty sometimes. Read: Sucks.

So, that's awesome.

I've been trying to post Billboard Music Awards Fashion 

and Real Housewives of New Jersey recap but it'll have to wait til tomorrow.

Also, Erin Andrews update: She took to her Twitter and said 

not to believe everything you read on the internet. So, that's that.

New Couple Alert!

Cherin?

Chacer?

Ericha?

Those are all super clever combinations of 

Erin Andrew and Chace Crawford names.

Apparently those two 'have been spotted getting cozy' all around NYC.

Huh.

I already have an upset girlfriend about this. 

Maybe it's just a fling?

Honestly, 34 year old Erin probably needs a little bit more of a stable dude

than 26 year old Chace. 

We will see. 

I hear he likes the ladies. A lot.
Be good to Miss Andrews buddy.

Kristen Wiig

Is leaving SNL. 

Happy for her because she's moving on and doing what she wants.

She has such an interesting story. 

Didn't really know what she wanted to do...

and honestly fell into improv and acting. 

(If you like podcasts, Alec Baldwin's Here's The Thing has a great interview with her) 

Anyway, watch the emotional sendoff here on 

The Huffington Post.

50 Shades Stuff...

Billionaire Christian Grey lives in an opulent penthouse in Seattle. 

Well, we have some pictures of the actual condo where E.L. James found 'inspiration.'

The apartment is in Belltown, an upscale Seattle neighborhood, 

and there is a private spa, a gym with a yoga studio, dining areas with room for 140, 

theater room and a dog run.

Torture sex room thingy not included. You'll have to make your own. 

It's on the market too.

Price is around 6 million.

You can see the this unit by private appointment only.

Status Update

Mark Zuckerburg had a big week. His company, Facebook, went public 

and he got married. He's now the 9th richest person on the planet. 

I just love this picture. It reminds me of an old-timey painting.

No smiles please. Contain the love - look distinguished. 

It makes me smile, I'm not sure why.

Anyway, Priscilla looks gorg. 

She recently graduated from medical school.

Have fun in residency.

Mazel.

Celebrity Apprentice

The last Celebrity Apprentice I really watched was when Joan Rivers won.

That was such  good one. Remember Annie Duke? Bleh.

Anyway, last night Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall were the final two.

Arsenio won.

I didn't watch the season, but, I thought Clay was going to win.

I was wrong.

Fist pumps to Arsenio.

My Fave Couple

Josh and Diane.

And her new boobies?

Cannes Film Festival

One day, I'd like to go to Cannes. 

Report from the festival. It's a life goal I just decided. 

I'm going to do it y'all.

Anyway, here are some beauties from Wednesday, opening day if you will.

The gorgeous Diane

Twice. Because it's my blog.

Eva Longoria. From Wisteria to Cannes.

Jessica Chastain.

Love this. And, she looks comfortable.

Tilda Swinton.

Fierce.

Freida Pinto

X Factor Judges..

Kudos to Simon Cowell for stealing the 

America's Got Talent Howard Stern thunder.

How good does Demi Lovato look?

Lookn fierce! 

Couples Therapy

One of the 'normal' couples on the show seemed to be 

Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill.

Despite there near 30 year age difference, they seemed to be pretty stable.

However, they broke up.

I think it's a good thing.

Linda, rightfully so, felt guilty because she wanted Charlie to have a wife and kids...

and she has been there, done that.

Wait, why am I talking about these two?

I apologize.

Maria, Maria

Maria and Derek H got eliminated last night on Dancing With The Stars.

Right now, I think it's Katherine's to lose.

How sweet is she? You can't help but love her a little, right? 

Her and Emily, the new bachelorette, are long lost sister...they look so similar!

I'll get to Emily later.

Anyway, I'm glad Maria and Derek left. 

They bugged me.

Cocky.

Although I did hear that Derek was making it known

that he has a thing for Katherine.

No! Stay away Miss Jenkins...stay away.

(Personal opinion, like everything typed on this silly blog)

Chanel Resort 2013

This pic for the watering can. Obviously.

Chanel showcased their resort collection at the Palace of Versailles. 

And the models got to wear tennies. Most em anyway.