Bangs n Cupcakes
Pursuing Happiness. Everything Considered.
Suri is so big! And she's got a great head of hair.
But, more importantly,
why is Katie wearing suede booties?
She is an artist...so eccentric that Katie...I mean Kate.
Wedding Dress Fitting
Drew Barrymore and her BFF Cammy Diaz.
Plus, Drew's baby daddy/hubby to be
asked Cameron for her permission to ask Drew
to get hitched.
I love VH1.
They brought us Flavor of Love and Bret Michaels in Rock of Love.
That Daisy chick with the huge lips.
I Love New York. Wonder where she is now? Probably rhymes with Born.
Anyway, they are now doing a show on Famous Ex Wives..
So, Prince, Will Smith...Eddie Murphy...Michael Lohan. Wait?! WHAT.
Oh, Michael Lohan. That's right. Dina Lohan's on the show.
Well, I guess at least she's earning her own paycheck and not
pimpn Lindsay out for a few days.
Some Awesome Pics
Kate Hudson looking relaxed and happy.
This is awesome.
Bend over Mark slightly so I can get that little ridge under
your butt cheeks.
That's always my favorite part.
I love that Marky Mark is in a speedo gettn
his tan sprayed on. Awesome.
I Have Another Problem..
You've all seen (and if you haven't, good for you, your eyes are better for it)
Jenna Bush and Chelsea Clinton as 'reporters' on NBC.
I'm not even going to comment on the 'reporter' thing. Because I just can't.
However, what I will say is that this morning on The Today Show
Jenna compared One Direction to The Beatles.
Right on the TV.
Sigh. Oh, and The Rolling Stones.
Did Y'all See?
It's Maxwell Johnson!
Jessica Simpsons sweet baby girl weighed in at 28 pounds at birth on May 1.
Oh, wait...that's not true. She was just a little over 9 pounds.
Anywho, People paid $800,000 for pictures.
Men In Black 3 had a big weekend.
Did you see it?
I don't even remember the first two..
Anyway, good for Will Smith.
More red carpets for his kids to go on now too I'm sure.
Lets start our day with a little David Beckham.
I know he looks glorious here...
but all I can wonder is if those are jeans-
and how that can lead to chaffing if at a water or amusement park.
Anyway, back to David..
Katherine Heigl and her new babe.
And her mom.
Looking super chic.
B & J
This was taken yesterday.
On their way to EXTRA.
Also, on Twitter, she does say 'we' when referring to anything.
We as in her and Bryn or her and Jason? Not sure.
But, let's hope the rumors ain't true for that cute lil lady in the red dress.
Although, Louis CK had the funniest line in one of his shows...
Why do people always say 'ahhhhh that's so sad' when I tell them
I'm divorced. Because I'm not sad. Divorce is not sad.
It usually happens because it needs to.
What would be sad?...if two happily married pe
got divorced. Now, that would be sad.
Nicole Kidman Urinates On Zac Efron
Yep. That's the same headline I saw on Huffpo this morn.
Ha ha. Okay.
It's in a non-sexual way, for the record.
You can see for yourself in their new movie,
The Paperboy (based on the 1995 Pete Dexter novel)
which just premiered at Cannes.
I don't think I need to put spoiler alert because it's all over the internet.
Did you think he was gonna win? Good for him.
I didn't watch this season much.
Checked in every once in awhile to see what JLO was wearing.
She's not coming back next year.
Anyway, mazel PP...make the most of it.
Oh hey John Mayer. Long time, no see.
He was on Jimmy Fallon and recounted a story
about how he used '50 Shades of Grey' to
impress a woman.
Well, he's not using that hat to impress anyone so...
Rumor is (for the 100th time) that Bethenny and Jason are getting divorced.
The same when Bethenny and Jill broke up, I was sad.
I don't want these two to break up.
People have very strong opinions about Bethenny..
It's extra sad because they have a daughter, a new fantastic
apartment in NYC...and Jason was in the process of
quitting his job (he may have already) to work
for Skinny Girl full time.
It's being said that B has been spotted all over
Matt Hesse (if you watch the show, he's the super hot dude)
that works for Skinny Girl. Sigh. Hope this isn't true but
there have been too many rumors for nothing to be going on.
STAR (I know, I know) printed that they both met with divorce attorneys.
Here they are on Monday nights episode reminiscing..
they move into their new apartment at the end of the season.
Which may be next week?
The Enquirer is saying that John T and Kelly P
are getting divorced.
This one I don't believe. Trust me, Kelly and John
are well aware of each others commitment and lifestyle choices.
Kelly probably buy John massages for his birthday.
And besides, how sexy is he as a blonde?
This one I threw in for the drama of it all.
When I see 16 year old celebrities written about
in gossip magazines on their breakups it makes me laugh.
As my mother told me..
Selena, don't worry about it...you're going to have lots of boyfriends.
He is probably just mad that she is indeed prettier than him.
It seems to me the only problem between these two is the men in their lives.
Mainly, Joe Guidice. I hope that Teresa is watching this and realizes what
a POS he is. Listen, I understand they have 4 kids but this guy is a problem.
I wanted to post this pic because Melissa's dress is horrible.
What in the world? She has a great figure...burn this dress please.
Okay, anyway, this feud between the Gorga's and Guidices
is as awesome as Teresa's hairline.
It just seems silly.
The episode on Sunday made me angry.
When Gia gets mad and Teresa coddles her and tells
her she was justified in throwing a fit
and calling all the other adults cheaters...it made my skin crawl!
You don't let a 10 year old dictate how you discipline.
Look, I don't have any kids but I know the way I was raised was to
respect adults. I was a seen and not heard child.
Which was really hard for me since I was out of control...jazz hands!
But, looking back, I needed a strict upbringing because if I didn't
have it I'd be the most obnoxious person on the planet, I'm sure of it.
So, Teresa, it's okay to tell Gia that the adults didn't cheat
and she needs to respect her elders and listen to them.
Because she's 10.
Winner Is Mirrored
Donald Driver and his partner Peta Murgatroyd won
Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars.
Sad Katherine and Mark didn't win, but happy for Donald and Peta.
It was her first win and second season as a pro on the show.
Let's Talk Weight
Kelly Clarkson looked great at The Billboard Music Awards.
Here's the thing.
She looked great before. Because she was happy with herself.
She has always said she isn't defined by how much she weighs...
she's just 'being.'
So, now that she's dropped a few pounds, people are upset.
They are saying she isn't as good of a role model for positive self image.
Wow. Way to put a lot of pressure on her.
Positive self image comes from you. Your mother.
Your grandma. Ladies in your life.
How you choose to feel. We all have good days and bad days.
Don't put your self-esteem or lack there of on Kelly Clarkson.
It's just not fair.
Just a little Charlize in leather to start the day.
My internet is spotty sometimes. Read: Sucks.
So, that's awesome.
I've been trying to post Billboard Music Awards Fashion
and Real Housewives of New Jersey recap but it'll have to wait til tomorrow.
Also, Erin Andrews update: She took to her Twitter and said
not to believe everything you read on the internet. So, that's that.
New Couple Alert!
Those are all super clever combinations of
Erin Andrew and Chace Crawford names.
Apparently those two 'have been spotted getting cozy' all around NYC.
I already have an upset girlfriend about this.
Maybe it's just a fling?
Honestly, 34 year old Erin probably needs a little bit more of a stable dude
than 26 year old Chace.
We will see.
I hear he likes the ladies. A lot.
Be good to Miss Andrews buddy.
Is leaving SNL.
Happy for her because she's moving on and doing what she wants.
She has such an interesting story.
Didn't really know what she wanted to do...
and honestly fell into improv and acting.
(If you like podcasts, Alec Baldwin's Here's The Thing has a great interview with her)
Anyway, watch the emotional sendoff here on
The Huffington Post.
50 Shades Stuff...
Billionaire Christian Grey lives in an opulent penthouse in Seattle.
Well, we have some pictures of the actual condo where E.L. James found 'inspiration.'
The apartment is in Belltown, an upscale Seattle neighborhood,
and there is a private spa, a gym with a yoga studio, dining areas with room for 140,
theater room and a dog run.
Torture sex room thingy not included. You'll have to make your own.
It's on the market too.
Price is around 6 million.
You can see the this unit by private appointment only.
Mark Zuckerburg had a big week. His company, Facebook, went public
and he got married. He's now the 9th richest person on the planet.
I just love this picture. It reminds me of an old-timey painting.
No smiles please. Contain the love - look distinguished.
It makes me smile, I'm not sure why.
Anyway, Priscilla looks gorg.
She recently graduated from medical school.
Have fun in residency.
The last Celebrity Apprentice I really watched was when Joan Rivers won.
That was such good one. Remember Annie Duke? Bleh.
Anyway, last night Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall were the final two.
I didn't watch the season, but, I thought Clay was going to win.
I was wrong.
Fist pumps to Arsenio.
My Fave Couple
Josh and Diane.
And her new boobies?
Cannes Film Festival
One day, I'd like to go to Cannes.
Report from the festival. It's a life goal I just decided.
I'm going to do it y'all.
Anyway, here are some beauties from Wednesday, opening day if you will.
The gorgeous Diane
Twice. Because it's my blog.
Eva Longoria. From Wisteria to Cannes.
Love this. And, she looks comfortable.
X Factor Judges..
Kudos to Simon Cowell for stealing the
America's Got Talent Howard Stern thunder.
How good does Demi Lovato look?
One of the 'normal' couples on the show seemed to be
Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill.
Despite there near 30 year age difference, they seemed to be pretty stable.
However, they broke up.
I think it's a good thing.
Linda, rightfully so, felt guilty because she wanted Charlie to have a wife and kids...
and she has been there, done that.
Wait, why am I talking about these two?
Maria and Derek H got eliminated last night on Dancing With The Stars.
Right now, I think it's Katherine's to lose.
How sweet is she? You can't help but love her a little, right?
Her and Emily, the new bachelorette, are long lost sister...they look so similar!
I'll get to Emily later.
Anyway, I'm glad Maria and Derek left.
They bugged me.
Although I did hear that Derek was making it known
that he has a thing for Katherine.
No! Stay away Miss Jenkins...stay away.
(Personal opinion, like everything typed on this silly blog)
Chanel Resort 2013
This pic for the watering can. Obviously.
Chanel showcased their resort collection at the Palace of Versailles.
And the models got to wear tennies. Most em anyway.