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Bachelor Stuff

2012-01-31T18:19:00.000-07:00

I'm almost done watching this weeks Bachelor episode. But before my review, remember when Courtney said she's just used to dating celebrities? Well, she had one particular celeb boyfriend. And, it's Jesse Metcalfe. Who? Oh, well, you don't know who he is? He was the gardener on Desperate Housewives. And some other things. I'm sure. I could look him up on IMDB but I just don't want to. Here's this sweet pic for you though.

Oh, Thank Goodness...

2012-01-31T13:34:00.000-07:00

Looks like Avril and Brody are still together.

Phew.

Happy Birthday

2012-01-31T13:30:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to a friend and loyal blog reader.

Here's to you B!

She's wearing a crown because she can.

Really, she can.

Rooney Mara Smiling!

2012-01-31T13:23:00.000-07:00

Well, it's a start.

She looks great.

In white. In Tokyo.

I Haven't Watched...

2012-01-31T12:22:00.002-07:00

Yet. But, you'll know it when I do.

Because I will let you know how stupid I thought it was.

I'm sure of it.

March Vanity Fair

2012-01-31T08:36:00.001-07:00

Rooney Mara, Mia Wasikowska, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jessica Chastain

on the cover of "Fresh Young Stars of Hollywood" issue.

OH CUTE!

2012-01-31T07:42:00.002-07:00

Will and Kate have a puppy!! This lil black Cocker Spaniel is their newest addition. Cute.

Almost as cute as Judy Grrrrrland.

Maybe that's what that suspicious bump was months ago?

I kid.

Madonna Super Bowl

2012-01-31T07:31:00.001-07:00

TMZ released a few pics of Madonna's Super Bowl halftime stage here in Indianapolis. Literally, just a few blocks away from where I type this. Anyway, the city is crazy. Even crazier than the energy right now? The weather...it's 60 something. It feels glorious.

Happy Birthday JT

2012-01-31T07:27:00.002-07:00

Just so y'all know it's JT's 31st birthday.

Mazel.

For Those Of You Not Into Football...

2012-01-30T13:21:00.001-07:00

You'll always have the commercials.

Super Bowl commercials are a long tradition of big bucks

and hopefully some hilarity.

Well, I don't know how funny this is, but,

David Beckham in his underwear will be on your
TV Sunday during the game.

Watch it here. You can watch it a few times if you like.
I won't be able to tell.

Happy Monday.

Holy Big Baby

2012-01-30T11:36:00.000-07:00

Holy big baby. Got to say that again.

Kendall Stewardson had a baby boy that weighed 13 pounds, 13 ounces.

And she did it the all natural way.

Ohhhh. And Mazel.

Glee Gals

2012-01-30T06:07:00.001-07:00

Lea Michele and Naya Rivera were bringing it to the
SAG Awards last night.

Lea, in a high slit Versace, and Naya in a Naaem Khan gown.
Whom I'm semi-obsessed with.

I'm gonna give this pose off to Naya.
You usually can't beat a Naaem Khan gown anyway.

So, not Lea's fault really.

SAG Awards

2012-01-30T05:52:00.001-07:00

The ladies were out n lovely at last night's SAG awards.

Kristen Wiig wore this gorgeous Balenciaga gown...

...and then she had to put on that AWFUL choker. It makes me crazy.

All the ladies in neutral I thought did a pretty good job.

Except for that choker.

Zoe Saldana's dress is Givenchy Couture. Gorg.

Whomever styled her did a great job...I would've loved to see this gown in person.

The ladies in black didn't really do it for me.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but, my fave in this group...

Ashlee Simpson in Jenny Packham.

Love the ladies not afraid of color.

Jessica Chastain's sleek Clavin Klein is my fave. Stunning.

And Kyra Sedgwick looks insane. She's in Pucci.

Marni at H&M

2012-01-28T08:28:00.000-07:00

Cool. Marni for H&M hits stores March 8th.

Prego Peeps

2012-01-27T11:34:00.000-07:00

Remember when Beyonce was pregnant for about 3 months? Well, Hilary Huff has been pregnant for about 2 years....and Jessica Simpson, I don't know, she's been pregnant since 2009.

Here's Hil in LA.

Mama Can You Hear Me?

2012-01-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

My brother's Godparents live in Chicago and have been my mom's best friends since high school. We saw them all the time growing up and I have many fond memories of them. My Godparents was my dads fraternity brother. He was cool. At my wedding, I barely recognized him, but, still, he sent good presents. Just saying. Anyway, there is a big debate about Oprah being the Godmother of Blue Ivy. Jay Z and Beyonce apparently have been already getting gifts for the lil divine one from O. Listen, good move on their part. Oprah can be my Godmother. (No offense) However, Gayle is saying it isn't true. Uh, why is this a big deal? And why would you lie about it? Huh. Not sure what the fuss is about.

Dinner In Paris

2012-01-27T07:49:00.000-07:00

While I was watching Parks & Recreation

last night the lovely Diane K was having dinner in Paris.

People were gawking over this dress.

I think she can do no wrong. Whatever she wants.

Fierrrrrceeee.

Cameron Diaz

2012-01-26T15:54:00.000-07:00

Cam can look a little rough.

But that's what late nights and partying will do to a lady.

I mean a LOT of them.

Anyway, she's at Paris Fashion Week and looks lovely.

Perfectly pretty CD.

Extra

2012-01-26T12:30:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba on EXTRA at The Grove in LA. And her hubby with Honor out and about.

Cute outfit. Brad Goreski (RZ's former assistant) is her stylist.

katherine h

2012-01-25T16:47:00.000-07:00

Katherine Heigl at the premiere of her latest movie.

The one that has commercials playing where she says

she shoots guns and does bounty hunter stuff.

Looks like an Oscar contender for sure.

Regardless, she looks hot here. Nice work.

Brad Pitt

2012-01-25T12:59:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt is nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Moneyball.

Pretty good film. I love sport movies. Love them.

However, I dont' know too much about baseball, so, that would've helped.

Brad was interviewed by The Hollywood Reporter.

A few things he had to say:

On smoking weed: "I got really sick of myself at the end of the 1990s: I was hiding out from the celebrity thing; I was smoking way too much dope; I was sitting on the couch and just turning into a doughnut; and I really got irritated with myself. But that feeling of unease was growing and one night I just said, ‘This is a waste.’ I just quit. I stopped grass then — I mean, pretty much — and decided to get off the couch."
On marrying Angelina: "We’d actually like to, and it seems to mean more and more to our kids. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren’t going to do it till everyone can. But I don’t think we’ll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment. I’m not going to go any further, but to be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous."
On his leg injury: "I was just walking in our backyard, on a hill, carrying my daughter, and I slipped — and it was those parental instincts: me or her. And she’s fine."

Bethenny Is Getting Her Own Talk Show

2012-01-25T09:48:00.001-07:00

Well, Frankel got her own talk show. Courtesy of Ellen. It'll run 6 weeks this summer. Huh.

Like Oprah, who 'discovered' and then promoted

Suze Orman, Rachel Ray, Dr Oz...Dr Phil, Nate Berkus..

Ellen wants to do the same. I enjoyed Bethenny when her and Jill were friends on

Real Housewives of New York

and she seemed like she had some sort of soul.

Now, I'm not so sure.

It'll be interesting to see how people will receive it.

Thoughts?

PEOPLE

2012-01-25T07:13:00.000-07:00

I'm assuming most of the goss mags will have

Heidi and Seal on the cover this week.

Friends say they were very good at acting over the top in love.

When couples have to tell people ALL THE TIME

how in love they are, there is usually something going on.

Doth protest to much...er, something like that.

See Will and Jada Smith for an example.

SJP's Cute Tots

2012-01-25T07:07:00.000-07:00

Using the word 'tots' makes me feel like Nancy Grace but it felt appropriate here.

Here is Sarah Jessica with her sweet lil ladies Loretta and Tabitha.

SO CUTE.

Miranda Kerr

2012-01-25T07:00:00.001-07:00

When I'm having a good day..the hair is voluminous, the numbers on the scale work for me,

everyone is happy...the coffee is the best...by the way, I realize that I'm saying a good day for me is good hair and not feeling fat, but, hey, I'm being honest. It's true sometimes.

Anyway, in my head, I feel that I look like this.

I'm fantasticly Miranda Kerr with awesome outfits and designer bags...

and hair that I don't have to highlight. Oh, and hot long skinny legs.

Here's to having more Miranda Kerr days.

I Love Me Some O.C

2012-01-24T19:52:00.002-07:00

The original OG Housewives are from the OC.

Granted, the only 'original' left if Vicki, but,
you can't take that away from her.

The new season starts Tues Feb 7th.

A few things you should know:

*Tamra got her implants taken out. She is no longer a double D!

Yeah, she was a double D y'all.

*There is a new housewife, Heather Dubrow and her hubby is a Newport Plastic Surgeon.

*A big focus this season is on Vicki and Don's divorce..
and Vicki's new boyfriend.

*Also...Tamra and Gretchen are supposedly friends now. That's weird.

Stay tuned. I'm sure there will be some new and old feuds ignited.

The void of Bev Hills must be filled with their neighbors in the OC.
What's your favorite housewife city?

Paris Fashion Week

2012-01-24T14:26:00.000-07:00

The Chanel show. Glorious. Setup like guests are in an airplane.

Obviously.

I Know You've Heard...

2012-01-24T11:53:00.000-07:00

That Emily Maynard is the new Bachelorette. Thoughts?

What Ben Really Means...

2012-01-24T08:36:00.003-07:00

When Ben says "We have good chemistry..."
that means he wants to have sex with you.

I'm so confused, when the conversation isn't going well, no laughing, etc.

that the girl always says "I'm really falling for Ben."

Uh, WHY? Why would you want to work that hard?

Is it just because they are competitive?

I'm talking about you Rachel.

She seems cool, but, Ben keeps saying things like

"small spark" and "slow burn."

Oh my. Is it a forest fire or a date?

Let's get to Ben on the horse.

"Here comes our prince riding in on a horse..
hair flowing in the wind..."

Cut to Ben with his greasy nappy hair barely flapping off the side of his face.

Courtney, who looks like a dark haired Jessica Simpson is ridiculous.

You can tell she spends most of her time looking in the mirror.

And why does she talk like that? It's horrible.

I want to rip her lips off. I need to calm down.

But Ben LOVES her. Trust. And nobody says "Winning" anymore.

Nobody said it in the first place actually.

Jen's date. The plunge. Awesome.

How "127 Hours" of you Bachelor producers.

In fact, I want to go find that place and jump in it.

The worst part about this date - all the 'plunge' puns.

WAIT A SECOND! Blakely can do highlights?! New best friend.

I'd forbid Ben to get rid of her.

There is a point in the evening when all the 'ladies'

turn into truckers. Actually, no offense to truckers.

Get it together ladies.

Take a step back and realize what you're getting into.

I know that I said during Ashley's season

that I would marry Ben based on his free and unlimited access to wine.

I've changed my mind. There is too much grease there. Literally.

The Bachelor Recap...

2012-01-24T07:28:00.001-07:00

I'll get to that in a minute, but, just as I'm feeling Park City homesick all those Bachelor chicks are there! Rude. Anyway, they are at the Canyons Resort which I've skied at plenty o times. If you haven't been to Park City, you should totally go. Personal picture alert.

Down the road from The Canyon's Resort...at Deer Valley.

They have free concerts every Wednesday night. The Canyon's has free shows too.

Picnic. This may be at The Canyon's.

Mazel.

Back to Bachelor Ben in a second.

Y'all know he has a 'video' online? Uh, just google it. I can't even post it.

It's scary. And ridiculous. He's so sensitive. Oy.

Here They Are...

2012-01-24T07:12:00.002-07:00

And The Nominees Are:

BEST PICTURE
War Horse
The Artist
Moneyball
The Descendants
The Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

BEST DIRECTOR
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Max Von Sydow, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

BEST ACTRESS
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Michele Williams, My Week With Marilyn

BEST ACTOR
Demián Bichir, A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
The Artist, Michel Hazanavicius
Bridesmaids Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig
Margin Call, J.C. Chandor
Midnight in Paris, Woody Allen
A Separation, Asghar Farhadi

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Descendants, Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash
Hugo, John Logan
The Ides of March, George Clooney, Grant Heslov, and Beau Willimon
Moneyball, Steve Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, and Stan Chervin
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Bridget O'Connor and Peter Straughan

BEST FOREIGN FILM
Bullhead
Footnote
In Darkness
Monsieur Lazhar
A Separation

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

More Sundance

2012-01-23T20:01:00.000-07:00

John & Emily. Happily married I believe. Enjoying Sundance.

Twitter

2012-01-23T14:23:00.000-07:00

If you are on Twitter and want to follow me I'm @CaraKneer.

Thanks y'all.

2012-01-23T14:21:00.001-07:00

I often make fun of Brad and Angie because, well,

they can appear to look

more wax-like than human.

However, here they look fantastic.

This was taken on the red carpet at the Producer Guild Awards.

Steven Tyler Sings...

2012-01-23T07:28:00.000-07:00

I love how every blog is asking

"Did Steven Tyler do a good job singing The National Anthem?"

Uh, no. Did you expect him to? It's Steven Tyler people. It ain't Whitney Houston.

I don't see what the big deal is?

Paris Fashion Week

2012-01-23T07:14:00.000-07:00

Kicked off this morning in Paris.

Cameron Diaz and Miss Diane Kruger were at the Versace show in black and white.

Tres chic.

Laura & Danny At Sundance

2012-01-22T19:36:00.001-07:00

Let's play fun facts with this Sundance pic! Danny Masterson is married to Bijou Phillips (not pictured, obviously). Laura Prepon, standing next to Danny was almost a 'Masterson' so to speak. She is in the new Chelsea Handler sitcom..as Chelsea Handler. She was engaged to Danny's brother, Chris. They are all Scientologists. Danny actually owns a bar (with various other famous people) in Park City that is a small, nice venue and has good DJ's from time to time. The hubby and I saw Samantha Ronson (not that great of a DJ really) and the aforementioned Danny, who's DJ name is 'DJ Mom Jeans.' Hilar.

Anyway, this picture prompted me to tell y'all this info. I'm not sure why or if it is relevant to Sundance. I've eaten a lot today.

Pics From Sundance...

2012-01-22T19:24:00.001-07:00

Two of my favorite actors on one of my favorite shows.

Aziz Ansari and Rashida Jones whom are currently on Parks & Recreation.

They were at the premiere of Celeste and Jesse Forever.

You know Rashida's dad is Quincy Jones right?

He was there too. Love.

A Lil Late...

2012-01-21T15:02:00.000-07:00

Heidi and Seal are getting divorced. Sad!

I've heard, allegedly Seal is to blame.

Mainly because there weren't even any rumors about these two,

people seem to think that Seal cheated and Heidi is PISSED.

Rightfully so. And Seal, really?

You cheated on Heidi Klum? (If it's true) That's not normal.

Anywho, poor kiddos.

Way To Go Jude!

2012-01-20T14:27:00.000-07:00

Look y'all! Jude Law isn't wearing a hat.

And you look good Judes. Bald is sexy. Trust.

Oh, and how naughty does Guy Richie look?

Very.

I Forgot To Mention

2012-01-20T08:20:00.000-07:00

Nene Leakes on GLEE. Perfection.

Also, may I just say that if I were to wake up one morning and be on the set of GLEE...

I would then know that I had died and gone to heaven.

I'm very dramatic today.

Miss Piggy On Project Runway

2012-01-20T07:24:00.000-07:00

Last night the All-Star designers had to design a dress for Miss Piggy.

I know it's hard to remember that Project Runway is on Lifetime.

Anyway, this season has these memorable designers

Austin, Rami, Kenley, Mondo, April...Anthony...Mila...

I kept thinking about Cynthia and how she would've LOVED this challenge.

She would've won. Just saying.

Sundance Film Festival Withdrawl

2012-01-20T06:56:00.001-07:00

The film festival starts today. Having been in and around it the last few years I feel sad that I can't go. Plus, it doesn't help when I look out the window as I sit in my condo at the Philips 66 gas station.

Not mountains. I'm in a mood today.

Oh, Happy Friday!

Lauren Scruggs

2012-01-19T07:54:00.000-07:00

On a serious note, model Lauren Scruggs,

whom suffered horrific injuries after walking into a helicopter propeller

after a Christmas Lights sightseeing tour in Dallas is doing better.

Read the story on PEOPLE HERE.

Oh Thank Goodness...

2012-01-19T07:48:00.000-07:00

Don't worry. Avril and Brody are still together.

They say so on Twitter and everything.

Why is this on The Huffington Post?

I couldn't even sleep over this.

Thank goodness.

Should I keep going?

Avril was like "What The Hell...All My Life I've Been Good...But Now..."

I'll stop.

Uh, What's His Name...

2012-01-19T07:42:00.000-07:00

Oh, Rick Perry. He's out the race y'all. Now he is going to endorse Newt.

Oh, WOW

2012-01-18T15:56:00.001-07:00

Snooks tweeted this pic today of her with no makeup on.

I'm gonna say it.

She looks good. Wait, better.

Lay off the bronzer.

Penelope Cruz

2012-01-18T13:52:00.001-07:00

In London. Don't you love this pic?

It's so fierce 80s.

Beverly Hills

2012-01-18T09:13:00.000-07:00

Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls is rumored to be thinking of re-casting some of the regulars.

Who do you think should go?

Or stay?

Split

2012-01-18T09:09:00.000-07:00

Vanessa and Johnny have split. Sad.

TV

2012-01-18T06:54:00.001-07:00

GLEE is back with all NEW episodes.

Can't wait to watch...waiting for me on the DVR.

Ha Ha Ha

2012-01-17T15:33:00.000-07:00

Kasey Kahl got taken into the Fresno Police Department for being 'too loud.'

Uh, so disturbance of the peace? There were no actual charges filed.

Anyway, here is his 'mugshot.' Ha ha. What?!

He's so HAPPY for being arrested.

More Kardashian Dramzz

2012-01-17T08:24:00.000-07:00

For those of you watching this season of Kim and Kourtney Take New York you're probably realizing how Kris Humphries looks/seems like a total idiot. I'm sure he is. However, if you think that there wasn't some re-editing...or re-shooting of scenes so you feel more empathy towards Kim, you're crazy. Here is a shot of Kris and Kim coming out of a studio in LA. Not unusual. Look closer. Kris's assistant is carrying the same dress she wore in Dubai. Rumor is they re-shot the scene in the car when Kim is complaining about her marriage. Huh. Not surprised. The marriage looks like a total disaster. And, why does he spell his name with a 'K?' It's just weird. Irreconcilable difference for sure.

Some More Globe Fashion

2012-01-17T08:09:00.000-07:00

A few more favorites:

Madeline Stowe

Sarah Hyland

My Least Fave at The Globes...

2012-01-17T08:02:00.001-07:00

I love Amanda Peet so it pains me to put her on here.

I got to interview her once. Super smart.

Anyway, she looks ridiculous.

It has potential, but, just swallows her up.

Bleh.

What the hell was Kyle Richards thinking?! Side pony? check. Weird choker? Check.

This isn't 8th grade Kyle.

I usually like her style, so, was surprised she was SO off the mark here.

Emily Watson's dress looks, uh, uncomfortable.

Did her stylist say "Yes, I'm looking for something to match her skin."

It's almost like The Body exhibit.

Usually Meryl Streep is exempt to my criticism because

she's Meryl Streep.

But, this is bad. She doesn't care.

Not Bad Nic

2012-01-17T06:54:00.000-07:00

I like to make fun of Nicole Kidman from time to time for her, uh, non-moving face.

I saw her in LA once, me getting in a car...her getting out of one...

she was in workout clothes.

My girlfriend takes her kids to the same daycare that her and Keith take their kids.

They are rumors about their marriage, but,

they drop the kids off together most mornings.

(My girlfriend = first-hand witness)

Anyway, I got off subject.

She looks gorgeous here with Clive Owen. Lookin good Nic.

My Week With Marilyn

2012-01-16T07:13:00.000-07:00

Michelle Williams won for her portrayal of Marilyn Monroe.

I think I'd like to be her friend.

Her velvet Jason Wu gown was gorgeous.

Only she could make it look that good.

Golden Globe Winner

2012-01-16T07:09:00.000-07:00

Claire Danes won last night for her show Homeland.

Homeland also won best dramatic series.

I want to watch, heard it's amazing.

The best is when you haven't watched a really

good TV series and you can Netflix all the seasons.

Instant gratification.

Fashion At The Globes

2012-01-16T06:57:00.003-07:00

No embarrassing cleavage this year, so, unfortunately can't make a

'Golden Globe' pun joke.

My best dressed: Claire Danes in J Mendel

and Salma Hayek in Gucci.

Why does Mara Rooney always look so sad?

I've heard it's about a man..

Mara, don't be down, you're a movie star now.

Smile a skosh. It'll be ok.

Or, she could be just trying to be 'Posh.'

WARNING

2012-01-14T11:47:00.000-07:00

There are two extra hot covers of W this month.

I warn you because one month in 2011 I think I was on about 4 different flights...

and I didn't know that ELLE had 4 different magazine covers.

No joke, I bought 4 of the same issue.

The sad part is I didn't realize til about the half way in...thinking

"I've read this before...these fashion mags, they are just getting more and more recycled..."

ohhhh DAMMIT! It's the same magazine! Don't let it happen to you.

Woah J Hud!

2012-01-13T13:57:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Hudson looking slim n trim!

She looks great.

Is she still with Punk?

J and B's Hospital Room

2012-01-13T08:48:00.000-07:00

Did y'all see the hospital room where Beyonce gave birth?

I have a few questions...

1)Why is there so much seating? When I have a baby I don't need any couches/chaise lounges or end tables. Why? Because I only want three people in the room: the doctor, my husband, and a nurse. Oh, 5...me and the baby too.

2) I can just picture Kanye and Kelly Rowland with their feet up on the table

3) Who gets to play their music? Maybe they just had Nick Cannon come over from the ICU and mix up some Mariah...Baby...Babyyyy

4) Speaking of Nick and Mariah...you know she saw this pic and is now 'sprucing' up Nick's room

5) Some poor assistant had to set this all up. Hilarious. Don't forget the glass bowl for the coffee table. Check.

The Awards People Care About

2012-01-13T07:20:00.002-07:00

BEST PICTURE

The Artist

BEST DIRECTOR

Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist

BEST ACTOR

George Clooney, The Descendants

BEST ACTRESS

Viola Davis, The Help

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Christopher Plummer, Beginners

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Octavia Spencer, The Help

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE

The Help

BEST COMEDY

Bridesmaids

Critics Choice Awards

2012-01-13T07:10:00.001-07:00

Diane K is usually a fave of mine. I like her dress, not in love with it.

It's like one of those things "I like you, I just don't LOVE you anymore."

That's how I feel about her dress. I'm very dramatic this morning.

Obsessed with winner Viola Davis's red Raoul dress. Perfection.

I think The Help's Octavia Spencer looks fantastic in her LBD.

Charlize is just beyond gorgeous. Her dress looks better in other pictures, but,

I think she could probably wear a trash bag, sweat her makeup off and still look good.

Ladies in white. Eh.

Friday The 13th..

2012-01-13T07:03:00.001-07:00

Are you superstitious?

Oh Heyyyyy

2012-01-12T13:14:00.000-07:00

Tim Tebow. Hot right?

OK! is Hilarious

2012-01-12T11:59:00.001-07:00

First of all, did you hear Teen Mom Leah is pregnant again with twins?

I'm actually upset about this. It's awful.

She's going to have 4 kids and she's 20 years old.

Listen, I know moms do it and there are really hard working single moms that raise brilliant kids.

That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying it's upsetting when she says things like 'Kate Gosselin is my role model,' and it's a good way to keep her TV show. Sick. Sick.

Oh, and Katy Perry and Tim Tebow?! Ha ha ha. Riiiiggghhhttt.

He's definitely not Russell Brand.

My Favorites

2012-01-12T09:38:00.000-07:00

Although a tad long, I'm loving Kelly's look. Give it to me.

Why does she have grey hair though?

The dress is by Honor.

Cobie Smulders looks fantastic. Love the accessories.

Dress is Reem Acra.

Lea Michele in Marchesa.

Emma Stone. Obsessed. Gucci.

People's Choice Awards

2012-01-12T09:31:00.000-07:00

I never thought I'd say this...but, Miley Cyrus looks great. Also, LOVE love Lea Michele.

Nice work ladies.

Gotta love a bright color on the carpet.

Not feeling Jennifer Lawrence's weird booby swirls, but, like a bold dress.

Ladies in black. Why is Vanessa what's-her-name famous? High School Musical?

Speaking of Madame Tussauds...

2012-01-11T14:02:00.000-07:00

I mean for crying out loud....Britney? Is that you?

Madam Tussauds...

2012-01-11T14:01:00.000-07:00

Nope. Just Brad and Angie at an event. But they look like wax figures.

Khloe Un-Kardashian?!

2012-01-11T12:51:00.000-07:00

STAR (I get it, not the most reliable piece of journalism) is saying Khloe is indeed not Robert Kardashian's daughter. But, apparently, Kris has admitted to a few affairs and Robert's ex-wife (after Kris) said he told her Khloe was not his biological daughter, but, he raised her as his own.

As an adopted child I say, WHO CARES?

He's her dad. What's it matter?

Plus, if this is true, uh, duh.

BACHELOR SPOILER

2012-01-11T08:05:00.000-07:00

I don't know if I should print who wins...do y'all want to know?

Anyway, she's already cheating on Ben and is a real trash ball. Allegedly.

But I thought that anyway before I knew about the cheating.

Not Blakely.

If You Have Any Christmas Money Left...

2012-01-11T07:54:00.003-07:00

And want to spend it, Banana Republic has 40% off
everything in-store today.
I might go check out the baubles (jewelry y'all)
and coats/parkas/jackets, etc.

Mazel.

Elle Macpherson

2012-01-11T07:44:00.000-07:00

If this is what 47 looks like...I can't wait to get there.

Ahhhmaaaaahhzzzing.

Black Tie Affair

2012-01-11T07:36:00.000-07:00

George and Stacey in NYC last night.

Loving her black Marchesa dress. Stunning.

Cuuutttee Babe!

2012-01-10T15:51:00.000-07:00

Look y'all. It's Billy Zane. And his baby. Cute.

Jason Wu For Target

2012-01-10T14:10:00.000-07:00

Some looks from Jason Wu's upcoming Target line!

It's only on sale from Feb 5th thru March 6th.

A Few Things About Ben..

2012-01-10T09:40:00.001-07:00

Let me start by saying the little girl who said she 'wasn't a fan' of Blakely can be my friend.

Awesome. I'm a fan of you lil lady, for sure.

Courtney looks like Jessica Simpson with brown hair. Has anyone noticed?

Ben falls 'in like' with everyone.

He certainly is 'vulnerable'...like Bachelor Bob vulnerable.

Courtney's one-on-ones are hilarious. (see: Audrina Patridge-esque)

The producer is just sitting there loving her weirdo answers I'm sure.

Also, she dated an actor? Who? Andy Dick? Prolly.

I think she should just get back together with Nick Lachey anyway.

Also, ladies, this happens every season. Someone who already

has a rose 'steals' the Bachelor for some one-on-one time.

And then everyone says stuff like 'she's the devil.'

I can't believe Jenna doesn't have a man?

She's so awesome. OMG.

Rule #1: I never trust a chick that says "I just don't have any girlfriends."

Uh, okay. If you're a cool chick...women will like you too. Promise.

Blakely hiding behind the suitcases with her Basketball Wives earrings

was a good move. Ben feels bad for her, he understands, don't worry.

It just reaffirms that being on this show would be torture to me.

No one ever says anything intentionally hilarious.

And it makes women look stupid.

But, I still watch it.

In fact, I watch it and BLOG about it.

Sigh.

Parks & Rec

2012-01-10T07:28:00.000-07:00

One of the best shows on television is welcoming Paul Rudd this season!

Yes. Love a little PR.

Paul will play Leslie Knopes' opponent during the upcoming CIty Council Pawnee election.

Can't wait.

Linz as Liz?

2012-01-10T07:23:00.001-07:00

Uh, no thanks. But, it might happen.

Don't worry too much though...
Angelina Jolie will still be in the remake of

Cleopatra if that ever happens.

However, Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play the glorious Liz in a Lifetime movie.

Maybe it would help get her act together.

Wonder if she's still got it? I don't mean IT...I mean, the acting chops. Obviously.

I think Liz would be okay with her playing her in a Lifetime movie.

Maybe even be amused by it.

The Reason Behind Blue Ivy

2012-01-09T15:49:00.001-07:00

Well, Ivy is really for IV...or, 4. Jay Z and B were both born on the 4th, they were married on the 4th...and Beyonce's album was titled 4. And Blue is after Jay's Blueprint album. Oh, and the baby came to this world because Jay Z and Beyonce made her, so, uh, they can do whatever they want. Right. Okay. Just in case you cared why they named their babe Blue Ivy. Because Ivy is green.
It's much better than naming the baby 'Big Pimpin' I suppose.

So Cute

2012-01-09T14:07:00.000-07:00

Violet A is adorable. Lil joy lady.

Happy Birthday

2012-01-09T08:49:00.004-07:00

Happy 30th Kate.

Here are Will and Kate last night at the London premiere of

War Horse.

Her black lace dress is Alice Temperley. Gorg.

Also, love the umbrella.

Almost New Fave Couple...

2012-01-09T08:48:00.000-07:00

I still love Diane and Josh...but, a close second are Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.

Here they are on a cute stroll in NYC...

Alec Baldwin

2012-01-08T08:32:00.000-07:00

Is back on Twitter. I don't follow him, but, in case you do or want to.

Tina Fey says he's back for Season 7 of 30 Rock. Yessss.

Hey Bay-Bay

2012-01-08T08:30:00.000-07:00

A lil diva is born. Blue Ivy Carter (some websites are saying Ivy Blue)

is already wearing House Of Dereon and hanging out with Kanye.

I made that up, but, you never know.

Congrats to Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Now she doesn't have to wear that fake belly anymore.

I kid, I kid.

I Haven't Commented

2012-01-07T08:45:00.001-07:00

On these two officially being engaged because I find them BORING.

Yep. Snoozefest. Why do I think that? I have no idea. I just do.

Although, JB does like to snowboard, so, that's cool. And, JT gave us 'sexy back,' so,

they should be more fun than they appear.

Plus, I have heard that JT is still in love with a former flame. Not Britney.

Unseasonably Warm

2012-01-07T08:43:00.000-07:00

It's sunny outside. Sunny and 40-ish at the moment. It was nearly 60 yesterday.

I've been sick all week so thankful some of the sun stuck around for me to enjoy today.

Engagements & Breakups?

2012-01-06T08:54:00.000-07:00

Drew Barrymore is engaged to Will Kopelman. This will be her third marriage.

Remember when she was married to Tom Green?

Anyway, mazel and nice ring. Also...is it just me or does he look like

Jessica Simpson's fiance?

I mean a little right?

Rumor has it that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to end their nearly 14 year relationship.

They've raised two kids and have avoided tabloid scandals or rumors for most of it.

They've always seemed happy.

This one makes me sad.

RZ prego?

2012-01-06T07:37:00.000-07:00

Rumor is Rachel Zoe is prego again.

Oh, and the reason for the rumor? She's only been in dresses lately!

Scandal!

Anyway, good for her if she is. And give me your dress.

RZ, Rodger, and Skyler are shopping in St Barts.

Oscar Buzz

2012-01-06T07:33:00.001-07:00

Geroge Clooney and Viola Davis on the cover of Entertainment Weekly getting some serious Oscar Buzz. George for The Descendants and Viola for The Help.

I've seen The Help, not The Descendants. But, have heard Clooney is amahhhzing.

Here is what they both had to say about their possible nominations...

George on possibly being nominated alongside Brad Pitt: "Brad is my pal, and we're a long way from that discussion anyway. But I'd like living in a world where Brad Pitt has an Academy Award. I watched Moneyball and I couldn't do what Brad does."
Viola on possibly being nominated alongside Meryl Streep: "Can you wrap your mind around someone throwing you into the ring with Meryl Streep? You are in a fight with a 500-pound gorilla. I mean, you just throw up your hands."

Sorry Yall...

2012-01-05T17:04:00.002-07:00

Been super sick today. Just getting up for the first time. Bleh.

Celebrity Apprentice...

2012-01-04T17:10:00.001-07:00

Starts Feb 12, 2012.

Oh Tyra...

2012-01-04T16:40:00.000-07:00

I mean, doesn't TB just seem a little crazy? Like, legit loony tune?

I'd still be her friend though.

Celebrity Apprentice

2012-01-04T08:08:00.000-07:00

The cast for the new season is pictured above. Here they are. A few of my observations...

1)Clay Aiken is 32?! I thought he was 15?

2) Tia Carerre...Ballroom Blitz. Nuf said.

4)Debbie Gibson...I'm sorry, she now goes by Deborah...

5) TERESA!!! OMG!

There should be a drinking game with how many times she mispronounces/makes up her own words.

6)Aubrey O Day?!! Of Danity Kane fame? Damaged...so damaged...

• Clay Aiken, 32: Pop star, father, second-season runner-up on American Idol

• Marco Andretti, 24: IndyCar series driver and scion of the great Andretti racing family is the youngest member of the Celebrity Apprentice cast this season. Father is Michael Andretti and his grandfather is racing legend Mario Andretti.

• Tia Carrere, 44: Musician and actress perhaps best known for playing Mike Myers' girlfriend in Wayne's World. A former Dancing With the Stars contestant, she's done the reality thing before.

• Adam Carolla, 47: Former Man Show funny guy, who also appeared on Dancing With the Stars and used to cohost Love Line with Dr. Drew Pinsky, now hosts a pretty darn successful podcast based in L.A.

• Lou Ferrigno, 59: Actor and bodybuilder who played the titular green guy on TV's The Incredible Hulk.

• Deborah Gibson, 41: The pop singer formerly known as Debbie Gibson made a big splash in the 1980s with Electric Youth.

• Teresa Giudice, 39: Outspoken star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, perhaps best known for flipping a table.

• Victoria Gotti, 48: Author of several books and former star of Growing Up Gotti is the daughter of late NYC crime boss John Gotti. She's not to be confused with her mother, who's also Victoria.

• Arsenio Hall, 55: Former late-night host and Eddie Murphy's costar in Coming to America and Harlem Nights, had an entire generation going "whoop-whoop-whoop" while pumping their fists in a circular motion.

• Penn Jillette, 56: Comedian and illusionist is a fixture on the Vegas stage with silent partner Teller.

• Lisa Lampanelli, 50: Raunchy, racy comedian and frequent roaster for Comedy Central.

• Dayana Mendoza, 25: The singer and Venezuelan TV personality was crowned Miss Universe in 2008.

• Aubrey O'Day, 27: Singer and former member of Diddy-tailored girl group Danity Kane.

• Dee Snider, 56: Twisted Sister frontman who helped out last season's winner, John Rich, with his final challenge, a retro 7 Up commercial.

• George Takei, 74: Actor and gay rights activist played Sulu on Star Trek and is a favored guest of The Howard Stern Show. He's the oldest contestant on the show this season.

• Paul Teutul, Sr, 62: Motorcycle designer and star of the Discovery Channel's reality hit American Chopper, which lasted six seasons.

• Cheryl Tiegs, 64: Actress and former supermodel.

• Patricia Velásquez, 40: Venezuelan model and actress from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. She also played Will Arnett's girlfriend Marta on Arrested Development.

It Just Can't Be Real

2012-01-03T15:13:00.000-07:00

Corey Feldman is on UK's Ice Dancing, er Skating With The Stars.

I don't know who thought the UK needed to be tortured with this show too, but nonetheless..

Anyway, this isn't about the show.

It's about Corey's hair. Is he really serious?

There is no way he thinks a braided-dangle-corn-row-dread looks good.

I mean, it's not possible. So, for attention?

If I was his friend I'd just cut it as soon as he dozed off.

Mazel..

2012-01-03T08:10:00.000-07:00

McDreamy and The Noxema Girl welcomed baby number two last Wednesday.

A little girl named Georgia. Congrats.

And just in time for the tax break. Nice work.

Love in NYC

2012-01-03T08:03:00.000-07:00

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis on a stroll in NYC. I like this couple.

As in if I were in the market for a celebrity boyfriend I'd like a little JS in my life.

That's all. Funny and sneaky hot. Perfect.

New TV Starts

2012-01-02T07:18:00.001-07:00

Tonight The Bachelor is back. It's Ben. You can check out a preview HERE. Ben has already been rumored to be with Jennifer Love Hewitt...but that was pre-show I believe. After The Bachelor is the show Wife Swap...but CELEBRITY Wife Swap! Now, I think they use the Celebrity term loosely, however, it's so brilliant. That's right. Brilliant. Gary Busey is swapping with his wife?!

YES. I will watch. (Oh, and Ted Haggard is on the show too)