New CW

I must talk about The Bachelor, but first a new show from the CW. •

High Society - Series follows New York's hottest society princess, Tinsley Mortimer and her group of friends. Premieres March 10 at 930p following the 90-minute debut of America's Next Top Model at 8p.

Sounds stupid. Besides, I heard that Tinsley is so intensely boring that the CW had to hire extras to make her appear (and by extras I mean other 'high-society' snob type goons) more interesting. You know what's really interesting that I bet they don't show...she left her hubby for a prince from somewhere exotic and just so beyond exciting. Eye roll. On her show though, High Society (baarrfing) she hooks up with none other than...wait for it...Constantine Maroulis! Say huh?! Uh, okay. He is pretty dreamy. As in I just woke up from a 'dream' where I was being chased by a wild boar while eating spaghetti. I know, it's all pretty ridiculous.