Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

First, him speaking today, IS NOT A PRESS CONFERENCE. A press conference, by definition is a statement followed by an open-question forum with the attendees. Today, he's making a statement, to his selected cronies, then leaving. I don't know who his PR peeps are but up until this point I think they haven't been the brightest bulbs. There is no way if Tiger Woods was my client I'd let him do a press conference. (Even if it is what the people want) Make your statement Tiger, then, after a few good rounds of golf, maybe a title or two, sit down and chat with Barbara Walters. A few tears wouldn't hurt either. Also, I hope whomever wrote his statement today focused less on him and more on his actions and his guilt surrounding those indiscretions. Until this point it seems he's only sorry for being caught...well, we can only infer that since he hasn't said anything. I'll be watching.  (11AM Eastern...9A Mountain...8A West Coast)