22.4.10

Ever Wonder What Elton John's Real Name Is?

Me neither. But, check out the real star names below. I'll do a top ten...
10. Wynona Judd was born as...Christina Claire Ciminella (c cubed!)
9. Reese Witherspoon was born as...Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon (I actually like Jeanne, it's cute)
8. Natalie Portman was born as...Natalie Herschlag (I still love you Nat)
7. Miley Cyrus was born as...Destiny Hope (stripper)
6. Bo Derek was born as...Mary Cathleen Collins (Def not as sexy as Bo Derek)
5. Shania Twain is really...Eileen Regina Edwards (Thats Re-GINE-a)
4. Elton John...Reginald Kenneth Dwight (Should we call him Kenny? or Reggie?)
3. Macy Gray...Natalie Renee McIntyre (haha...that cracks me up)
2. Bono...Paul David Hewsom (I didn't think his name was Bono, but, still)
1. Portia De Rossi...Amanda Rogers (Well, how do you do, Mrs. Rogers?)

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