Housewives Dish

I've just caught up on Project Runway too. More to come on that later...But first, Alex and Simon need a little attention. Thus far, all the dramz on The Real Housewives of NYC has centered mainly around the Bethenny/Jill feud, which I hate. Seriously, how do you just lose your best friend? (The thought of it makes me want to die.) Oh, back to the Van Kempens. Alex is pissy with Jill because of a comment she made about her and Simon's parenting skills, which personally I felt like was more of an attempt to permanently take Bethenny's side. Whatevs. The Van Kempen's parenting book is soon to hit shelves and is titled "Little Kids Big City: Tales From A Real House In New York City." Alex says all sorts of crazy things in the book like she sipped champagne on the way to the hospital while in labor with Francois. (Oh, she drank while pregnant whenever she had a craving, of course she did) They took newborn Johan to uber fancy Mercer Kitchen for drinks when he was 48 hours old. I'm sure the book is filled with invaluable parenting tidbits that you can't afford not to learn. I mean, remember the scene from Season 1 when they brought the kiddos to the final dinner? They were screaming and eating off Bethenny and Ramona's plates? Let's be real though, shall we? What is the greatest parenting crime these two have committed? It's obvious. Naming those boys Francois and Johan. Way to go.