Tiger, What Have You Done?

I don't like to talk about Tiger because I don't really care, to be honest. He's an idiot. His ignorance has went TOO FAR and this cannot be ignored. Did he get caught with another skank? Nope. Did he hit a defenseless lady on the golf course with a crazy drive? Still not it. It would be better than what I'm about to tell you. Tiger went out last night. TO A NICKELBACK CONCERT. Say what?! Tiger, this proves you are a total douche. I'm sorry. Did you get a bathroom big enough to play baseball in? (I'll have a quesadillaaaaa) Oh, barf. Nickelback, ha ha.