A Few Quotes From Jersey...

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, some real sick sh*ts going on. Danielles daughter, whom bears a striking resemblence to Bar Refaeli, has been discovered by IMG Models. Good for her. She's going to need to have means to escape from her mother somehow. Danielle repeatedly says she's so excited for her experience and..back to me...and she's going to be backstage at every fashion show. Cue eye roll from her already embarrassed daughter. Anyway, enough about her. It makes me feel dirty. The Manzo girls are mostly the same. Teresa and her family are ridiculous...I like a little crazy so I find her completely entertaining. I mean her eyeshadow alone is outta control. Jacqueline seems shy and quite and nice but I think she can be fiesty. I bet we get to see it this season. Let me share one of my favorite quotes from the first episode:
."You aren't allowed to help with the tomato sauce when you're on your period. It'll ruin the sauce." Teresa's family while making spaghetti sauce. Ha, say what?! And Teresa telling Gia to marry a Jewish guy. Priceless. Oh Gia.