It Blew My Face Off

The finale of our beloved GG. I'll be honest, I didn't think Chuck and Blair would end up together. I also didn't think Chuck would be lying on the street in Belgium with blood pouring from his designer clad chest/stomach/armpit. **Spoiler Alert** Serena, Blair, and Chuck are headed to Paris to shoot scenes from the tres romantic city for the beginning of next season. So, B & C are far from over, duh. Nothing brings forgiveness faster than a life threatening situation. Just sayin. As far as that trampy, Jenny Hump Me, whatevs. Bleh. That's how I feel. She slept with Chuck and still managed to be creepy. I didn't feel sorry for her. So, good riddance lil J. Hope you have enough eyeliner at your mama's house. Okay, uh, Georgina, WTF. First, her blonde hair is ridiculous. Second, while we find ourselves wondering if Dan and Serena are falling back into love with one another (I'm totes not ready for that, I just got used to the idea of them not being together- Stop messing with me GG!) Georgina swoops in about 20 months pregnant. Way to go Dan. He doesn't make it to Paris I'm guessing. Lastly, Nate. In the goss world, rumors are swirling that in fact, our zexxxyyy Chase Crawford likes boys, men, and nothing (er something) in between. Great. Who cares right?  Well, his agents...and all those Hollywood types that force people like Will and Jada Smith to talk about how faboosh their sex lives are. Uh, we get it. You guys are still SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER. Not buying it. Anyway, back to Chase. Let's just say...I think it was no mistake that at the end of the episode he was getting hot and heavy threesome style. With two ladies, mind you. Uh huh. Nice job CW. Well, now we wait. See you in the fall GG.